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Tarzan adafuwula pa galimoto yonse kuchokera mbali ina:

– Dzuka tafika!!! – adakwera kumipando ndikuchotsa mabwana ndi mamanejala monyinyirika. Abentheni iwo ndipo adagona. Anthu anali chete komanso odekha. Zowona, achichepere awiri adafuna kuchiritsa vwende, koma m’modzi mwa iwo adatseka maso ake nthawi yomweyo ndikukakamizidwa ndi gulu. Kungoti Tarzan anali pachibwenzi zaka zingapo mderalo ndi mmonke wakale wa ku Tibet, katswiri wa masewera andewu.

Titafika ku Sennaya Square, tinathamangira kukakwera nawo. Wina adathamangira m’mbuyo, adakwapula Tarzan pa coccyx ndikuthawa, ndikuwatsimikizira kuti a St. Petersburger, omwe sanaweruzidwe, sanapange ziphuphu konse, panali akatswiri a Neva ndipo sanataye mtima. Tarzan, ngakhale anali wamba, adamuyang’ana iye mwakachetechete.

Atagwera pa escalator, popanda chochita, Tarzan adayamba kuthamangitsa Humanoid ngati kamwana. Adakwapula, pang’ono, ndipo, kukana, adakwiya.

– Mulekeni, Tarzan! – akukonza chipewa chake, chomwe chinkakulira Lech. – kumaliza!

Tarzan anasiya kaye kwakanthawi, ndipo Humanoid, pogwiritsa ntchito nthawiyo, anadzipukutira yekha ndi kuvula, anayamba kuphwanya mbewa pagulu. Tarzan sanakonde izi, komanso oyenda pansi atayimirira ndikugudubuza wokwera.

– Ndiwe chiyani, ng’ombe, titichititse manyazi? adakalipa pansi panthaka yonse ndikupitiliza kugwedeza Humanoid. Lokha sanathe kuyimilira ndikuwakankhira “kalulu wa nyani”, adapunthwa ndikugwa pamsana pake, ndikufinya anthu osalakwa. Kuchokera pagulu la anthu omwe akukhululukawo adatsata. Chifukwa cha Tarzan, aliyense ataimirira kumanja, kenako kumanzere, adayamba kugwa. Ndipo kuyimitsidwa kokha ndi woyang’anira escalator adapulumutsidwa ku kuvulala, koma adakulitsa mphamvu yakugwa. Mulu waung’ono udawoneka kale pansipa.

Kuchokera pansewu yapansi panthawiyi tidasekedwa, ndipo Tarzan ndi fingal.

– Chabwino, kushu-wushu kwanu kuli kuti? anafunsa Humanoid. – chiyani, schmuck, wapeza?

– Khalani, bastard. – Wofinya Tarzan, kuyika chisanu m’diso lake. – Bwino pitani doko.

– Okonda, kodi mpingo watalikira? Ndidafunsa.

.. Kuwala kwa buluu, mukuwona mafuta? – adawonetsa Lyokha.

– Eya, kumoto ndi iwe wekha, kuli bwanji kuti uzidule?! – Ndinadabwa kuwona mtunda kuchokera kwa ife kupita kwa iye, monga Beijing.

– Palibe, muyenera kutengera kuti mwana wanu azisungiratu, ndipo zochuluka zidzakutengani. – adalemba Tarzan.

– Ndiwe munthu wamtopola! – Lech adawombedwa ndipo pomwepo adayambitsa chipolowe cha Tarzan.

– Kodi mudakali pano? Kodi mwagula vinyo?

– Ndipo za chiyani?! Humanoid adafunsa, uku akutulutsa maso ake ocheperako.

– Pa bulu wanu! Adapita kutali, kununkha galu! – adalamula Tarzan.

– Mukumva chiyani?! – adakhumudwitsa Lyokha.

Moona, ndikadakhala ndi ndalama, ndikadampatsa, koma ndizomwe zimawonedwa mu Humanoid. Nthawi zonse amakhala ndi ndalama. Iye yekha adaganiza kuti sitikudziwa, ndipo tidaganiza kuti tikudziwa, popeza nthawi zonse timayimilira kumbuyo kwake.

Atamwa botolo la doko, Lech adadzuka natiwuza. Kupita kunjira yolunjika, sitidakhalanso ndi nkhawa.

– Opanda manyazi!! – tidamva mawu akulu, akale. Atatembenuka ndikuwona Lech atayimirira, yemwe amangolembera pakati panjira, osalabadira omwe akudutsa. Ndipo agogo okalamba a gypsy okha adayankha. Sanasinthe. Adatulutsa chotsegulira cha Soviet pa ntchito popanda kubisa manyazi, ndipo osayima kuti atulutse, adachigwira ndi kolala ndikuwombera chotsegulira.

– Ndikukupatsani diso tsopano.

– Lyoha, mabuleki. Kodi ndinu opusa? – tidamuyimitsa.

– Ndipo iwe ndi iye?! Muyenera kuwombera!! – kuthawa kuchoka pamatako a Humanoid, mayi wokalambayo adakuwa, kuthawa.

– Ndikofunikira kukuwombani. – ndipo tidamugwira Lyokha pafupi ndi mkombero ndipo tidanyamula pafupifupi mita isanu, ndikumuponyera mu chipinda chofewa kuti chisathe. Nditasuta, tinapitiliza.

Titabalalitsa opemphetsa okalamba ndi akazi okalamba kutchalitchicho, tinayika Leha ndi chipewa chake pakhomo lolowera kukhonde, ndipo tinapita, monga adauzidwa, kukachisi kukapemphera kwa Mulungu, kuti akaponye zochulukirapo. Adakhulupirira, ndipo tidachimwa. Tinalowa mkatimo ndikukhala pa mabenchi titagona. Zinachita mwachimwemwe.

Sindikudziwa kuti tidakambirana zochuluka motani, koma Lech adidzutsa mosamala.

– Stasyan, Tarzana!

– Chokani pamaso panga, satana!!

– basi pamenepo? Kodi bwalo lino lipita?

– Damn, pali dziwe.

– Chabwino.., ndi magalimoto mozungulira.

– Iwe, Dani bazaar, kuti kuli malo?

– Muuu. – adatero Denis. – dikirani, huh?! Pamenepo!.. Pansi pake… Ndidakhala m’miyezi isanu ndi umodzi!!!

Tidatembenukira kwa iye.

Pomwe tidatsika pamakatoni pansi pansanja zapansi, kuchokera kumanzere tidawona jamb ndi gawo lachitatu la khomo litapachikika, mwachionekere, khomo lachipinda chapansi.

– Chotsani izi!! Ndinafuulira modzidzimutsa. Anamuwuza mwachikondi, chitseko chinagwedezeka ndi mkokomo. Gypsy adalowa mkati mwa chitseko.

– Ah-boy, koma ma shit amayandama apa?! – gypsies adachita mantha ndipo, pakubalalika pamadzi, adabwera kwa ife.

– Ndi chiyani, chikuuluka? – adafunsa Dan.

– Bwerani ndipo kuno pachilumba tili ndi chakumwa. Kuwala kumatsika ndikutseguka ndipo palibe. (Ndiye kuti, apolisi). – Ndidaganiza ndikutenga botolo la doko. Ndikutsegulira mozungulira ndi mano anga, ndinampatsa mzanga. Ndikufuna kudziwa kuti achikominisi, apolisi, ankhondo komanso anthu osowa pokhala omwe ali ndi ufulu kuyitanitsana wina ndi mnzake “mnzake!”, Chifukwa cha izi, kutaya anthu atatu oyamba, anthu opanda nyumba ndi gawo lokhalo lazachikhalidwe lomwe lafika ku chikominisi. Ndipo zomwe: zinthu ndi zaulere; chakudya mum’bale zinyalala kapena kudya, komanso ufulu; nyumba zapansi ndi zipinda zapansi, zomasuka. Si chikominisi?! Mwachidule, mzanga adavomera kuchokera kwa ine mosangalala. Ndidatsegula botolo lina la doko ndikupereka kwa Dan ndi lachitatu, ndikutsegula, ndikupereka gypsy. Adasokoneza, ndipo ndidatulutsa kapu yonyansa ndikudziwitsa pakati pa gulu la anthu.

– Che, aswedwa? Thirani?! – Ndinamwetulira. Onse atatuwo adandithira nthawi imodzi ndipo adasokonezedwanso, ndikuyang’ana kwambiri.

– Mukuyang’ana chiyani? Khalani ndi chakumwa! Ndidalangiza ndikumwa kapu. Kachetecheteyo lidasweka ndi mnzake wosamveka.

– Ndipo ichi sichiri chisumbu, koma-bwanji-icho?

– Ass. – A Gypsies atsimikizira.

– Eya… ayi, chabwino-bwino-masana,..

– Chabwino, chabwino?

– P-peninsula, moron. – adakonza ndi monyoza Dan.

– Eya. Gypsy gypsy, mukutani? – Comrade adapangitsa chidwi chake.

– Kuz Jabere, Vishma.

– Ndipo mu Russian? Ndidafunsa.

– Mu Russian musamasulire.

– Tawonani, idasuntha mphindi yakudekha ndikukulitsa chala cha dzanja limodzi, Comrade, ndipo ina ndikugwira, ndikukhomerera chibowo ndi zovala, gypsy panthawiyo idadziyendetsa funde, ndikupangitsa chilichonse choyandama kuti chisunthe. Zozungulira zawonekera pamadzi kuchokera pamphepete moyang’anizana ndi chipinda chapansi, ndikuwunikira kwathunthu koloko, kenako mutu wamaduka komanso chifuwa cha mayi wina. Ndipo zonsezi sikuthamangira.

– Ah chabwino, ku gehena?! – Adadabwitsa popanda chibwibwi Comrade.

– Chokani pano!! – adayimilira Dani ndi phokoso la vinyo.

– Ah-bye, mtembo! – Wodonthayo adalumpha ndikugwetsa botolo lake, limoza la Ulka, likutuluka. – Menyani! -anachita mantha kwambiri ndikweza kuwira.

– Inde, mtembo. – Ndidathandizira modekha.

Tinapitiliza zovalazo kumalo ena.

Sabata yatha. Pamalo oyandikira pafupi ndi siteshoni ya metro ya Alexander Nevsky Lavra, Cop bubo idalowa mkati, idayima kutali ndi ife ndipo oteteza awiri adatuluka natuluka napita kwa ife, pang’onopang’ono. Tinkamwa pachipala cha hotela yaku Moscow. Tidali ndi chisankho: ngakhale kumwa mowa wothiriridwa ndi madzi oyera kuchokera ku Lavra, koma kugwera m’manja mwa chilungamo; kapena kuphwanya mbali zosiyanasiyana, koma osatulutsa ndipo musabweretse vuto lawo. Ine ndi anzanga angapo tidasunthira pang’ono mbali zakumaso, ndikabalalika ndikabalalitsa malingaliro awanthu.