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Ndinayendayenda kuzungulira mzindawo ndipo sindimadziwa choti ndichite, ndimafuna kudya ndikumwa, kugona ndikulemba, poop ndikulira, fart ndi grunt.

– Chabwino, perekani gehena pasipoti, ntchito ndi nyumba!! – zinayamba kulowa m’mutu mwanga. Ndipo phula adapempha chinango. – Pakali pano, kwatentha, nyama ndi zina…

– Pita ukabe!! – liwu lamkati limadula ngati chikwakwa.

– Ayi. Sindine demokalase waku Russia, koma bambo waku Soviet. Malingaliro anga adakhazikitsidwa kumbuyo kwa Soviet-space, pomwe ambiri sanangodziwa momwe angaba, koma amangopereka ndi kugawana mkate womaliza, wonga Yesu, pozindikira kupweteka kwa ena ndipo sanamvetse izi. Iwo anaba, aponso, omwe pakali pano ndi oligarch ndi democrat, amene sangathe kukhala ndi chisanu nthawi yozizira, amawachotsa kwa anthu wamba. Wothandizira wokhala ndi chigawenga zakale amakhala wosangalatsa komanso ngakhale ngwazi, akutero, boma lakale kutsatira. Koma ngati munthu ali wopanduka, ndiye kuti ndi woopsa komanso wankhalwe kuposa zodula wamba kamodzi zana. Sanali akunja omwe anawononga dziko lathu, ndipo osati ife – anthu wamba, koma akuba awa mwalamulo – tsopano nduna za State Duma. Ndipo zonse zidzasintha pokhapokha ngati mkulu wakale wa Soviet amachotsedwa ndipo ngakhale sadzakhala wachikominisi, ndiye wakuba nthawi imeneyo. Ndipo tsopano akungoyesera kukhala moyo wapamwamba mobwerezabwereza, kutenga miyoyo yathu kwa ife. Ndipo ana awo, osadziwa moyo, nthawi yomweyo kwa akazitape. Zovuta zamtunduwu ndikuganiza bwino komanso kuvotera mfundo zatsopano. Ndipo ife, zofala kwa iwo ndife tizilombo, ngakhale ng’ombe. Mtundu wina wa prima donna umakhala mkati mwazonse. Amayamikidwa ndikuimbidwa ndi nyimbo zake. Iye ndiye mkazi wokomera demokalase mdziko lathu, adakwatira mwana wawo wapathengo ndipo ndizo zonse: chitani momwe iye amachitira. Ndipo omwe akutsutsana ndi ufumu wake, ndiye kuti, ndi bwino kuposa nyimbo osati wachibale wa Mose, sizitanthauza mtundu ngati Viktor Tsoi, mwachitsanzo, yemwe adachotsedwa atakana kugwirizana naye. Ndipo izi zili m’magulu onse a mphamvu. Demokalase yathu ndi yosemphana ndi demokalase yaku Western, motero miyezo ya moyo ndi yosiyana: tili ndi ma shiti ndipo ali ndi Kaif. Anthu aku America amaganiza demokalase ndi kuwona mtima, koma ndi ife anthu aku Russia, izi zimamveka kuti kuba komanso kuba. Ndiponso ndinapeza. Chabwino, palibe, ayi. Zamoyo zili m’nkhalango ndizosavuta, zilibe lamulo. Ndipo apa?! Chachikulu ndi kukhala wodekha. Mukuwotcha – ndiyoputopu, mitsempha imafunikirabe… Koma kodi zonse zatopa nazo?! Kusaka kulibe vuto. Ngati anthu akutsutsana ndi mfumu, ndiye kuti siilinso dziko, koma kachipinda komwe amakakamizidwa kukhalapo, osakhala amoyo. Koma maora oyamba okonzanso mwanzeru m’moyo ndikovuta, ndipo mukamvetsetsa zomwe zili mtsogolo, ndiye kuti moyo sukusangalatsa ndipo mumakhala osaganizira zamawa. Moyo wopanda cholinga. Chifukwa chake, unyamata wamasiku ano udzaononga dzikolo kwathunthu… milungu iwiri yakuwuka kuyambira pachiwonetsero, ndipo ndinadyanso pagulu. Ndipo kuyambira nthawi ino, sinditenga…

Nevsky Prospect ndi mtima wa St. Kuchokera kwa Alexander Nevsky Square kupita ku Decembrists Uprising Square; kuchokera ku Nyali Zakuwala kupita ku Hermitage. Zochuluka momwe mumawonera: oyenda ma juggamber, ndi maoboti, ndi ma cookpoti, ndi opemphetsa, ndi oyamwa ndi onyoza. Aliyense amagwira ntchito kumeneko. Ndipo nkhope zawo zimakhala zathanzi. Inde, alendo amabwera mozungulira. Tawonani, bambo wodabwitsidwa ndi McDonald wokhala ndi fosholo, ndiye kuti ali ndi chikwama. Ndipo ndikuwona momwe munthu amabwera kwa iye ndi mawonekedwe owoneka bwino.

– Hei m’bale,.. chabwino! – adapereka moni woyamwa.

– Inde, wathanzi, zikomo Mulungu!

– Kodi moyo ndi wabwinobwino? Kupembedza Mulungu? Mulungu samapereka zoyipa za inu. Mwachidule, – adabwera munthu wolimba kumayamwa, kuyendetsa fosholo, apo ayi ndidzamupha ngati galu. Pezani zolipira, tsekani fosholo ndikuyiyika mthumba mwanu… Ndipo tsopano, pitani. Musayerekeze; Mulungu wanu walamula kuti agawane.

– Mungayankhe bwanji kwa Mulungu?

– Ndipo ndimalapa ndisanamwalire ndikukuyipirani paradiso. Hahaha

Ndipo kenako ndimabwerapo osachenjeza munthu yemwe amakhala mu bogey. Amapuma mpweya, ndikuyesayesa kukana, andigwirira mwachanza ndi dzanja limodzi, ndikugwira chiwindi ndi chinacho. Zakumwa, ndiye chiwindi chofooka.

– Tengani ndalama zanu, comrade. – Ndikunena kuyamwa ndikumenya mpeniwo kutali ndi gululi.

– Zikomo!!! – amandithokoza, ndipo munthu yemwe wakomedwayo amasiya kuzindikira ndikumwalira. Ndipo amatha kugwira ntchito kwinakwake ndikupindulira boma ndi anthu, koma chisokonezo cha demokalase mdziko muno chidamupangitsa kuti agone … – Apa, tengani mphotho. – amandikhomera ngongole yonyamula ndalama ndikuthawa mwachangu, ndikulumphira mu Lexus yake ndikusweka. Kapu ya tiyi ndi masoseji awiri mumphika, zikomo chifukwa chopulumutsa masauzande ambiri ndi zobera khungu. Koma ma penni amafunika kupulumutsidwa. Inde, pali anthu ambiri pano ndipo aliyense akuyenda. Ndipo mtengo wake ukukwiya ndipo ukukula. Anthu osauka okhala mdziko, mtengo wake umakhala wokwera mtengo kwambiri.

Zili pati apa?! Nditaima ndikuyang’ana munthu wina yemwe amadutsa pafupi naye. Ndimaona anthu akumamatira osati kuwira, kumamwa moledzera, komanso munthu wosowa pokhala. Amapempha kena kake, ndikumapita kwa iye nthawi yomweyo.

– Wokondedwa!!! Kuthandizira mkate, kupereka ndalama zochulukirapo?! – amatero wopemphetsa wodabwitsa.

– Tulukani, konzekani Huy!! – munthuyo adalankhula. – Pitani kukabe, kununkha! – adadula bum. – Kodi mwatopa ndi anthu opanda nyumba?! – munthuyo adamwetulira. Loch adamuyang’ana, adamuyesa ndipo adayamba udindo wake, natenga munthu wokhala nzika yake. Adapitiliza. -Ungogula mowa ndipo suyenera kumwa.

– Inde. adayandikira. – Ndangogula mowa, wina amabwera: “Ndipatseni ma ruble awiri?”, Adatenga sip, wina kuti: “Ndithandizeni kusiya metro, angondilola kuchoka ku apolisi.” Kodi apolisi athu olimba mtima akutenga ndalama zathu? Mtundu wina wa kupusa, pa TV iwo akunena zosiyana.

– Hmm inde! – anathandizira kukwera sucker. Ndipo anati:

– Adatenga sip wina: “Ndithandizeni, m’bale, nditsimikizire …", watenga kale gawo lachisanu ndi chiwiri.. – adatsimikiza.

– Chachisanu ndi chiwiri. -Ndinapambana gululi pogwiritsa ntchito njira zophunzitsira za Neuro komanso malangizo a Carnegie.

– Chiyani? – Osamvetsetsa Loch.

– Ndipo ndiwe wachisanu ndi chiwiri…

– Chifukwa?

– Ndipo chifukwa ife tomwe tatopa ndi moyo uno, chisanu, chisokonezo mdziko muno. Akulira kale mzimu. Chifukwa chake adaganiza zokonza bungwe loyima palokha la anthu osowa pokhala, mwachidule: NOBL! Tinabwereka kale ofesi ndikuthandiza kwambiri nyumba, ntchito, ulendo wobwerera, chifukwa kwa ife zikalata sizofunika. Ili ndiye ntchito yama desiki apasipoti ndi FMS. Kuona mtima kumakhala mumtima, osati pamapepala. Zomwe mumatenga, Mulungu adzakubwezerani…

Ndipo goof adatsegula fosholo, ndipo kumbuyo kwake apolisi atawotcha kale munthu uja ndipo akuyembekezera Magarychs. Nthawi zambiri pamakhala mowa ndi shawarma. Koma sindikufuna, sindikufuna kuchita mantha ndi thumba, sindimakumana ndi izi, koma makina osindikizira a foni amatulutsidwa ndikukhumba kutukuka, ndipo mnyamatayo adamuyamika ndipo mosakhalitsa…

Fu, adasiya apolisi, koma osati ake. Mukakumana, chimenecho ndi chanu, ndiye mumapita kukawononga. Chifukwa chake ndidadzakhala wanga ndikupita kwa angapo.

– Ndi mafuta, mwina, mnzake wa Zyoma, wokongola, udamuwona momwe umamupangitsira Laz… Ndipo ndidatenga ma apolisiwo ndekha, ndidawaona, andikopa?

– ndiwe ndani? – mwamantha adafunsa mnyamatayo.

– Ndine chimodzimodzi ngati inu, kutsina… bwino, kugawana kapena skim?

– Tikuwuzani zabwino za bazaar, ndani, amene … – adathandizira mnyamatayo ndipo adadzipereka kuti apite ku Bistro. Tinalowa ndipo tinakhala kwa theka la tsiku. Ananyamuka kupita kugombe la Nudist ku Sestroretsk. Dzuwa, buzz, ndikuyenda ndikuyenda pamadzi ndikuyenda kumtunda, chifukwa pagombe ndi loletsedwa? Koma iyi ndi nkhani yapadera.