Imre Kertész - Fiasco

Köves was supposed to look for the shipping department (the head of the department wanted a word with him), and for a while he wandered uncertainly along various corridors, until he finally spotted a group of men who, with laboured care, were lugging heavy crates out through a door, but the female clerk sitting inside (who, having first asked Köves if he was a truck driver, had found out he was not) informed him that he was in the wrong place: this was the haulage department; shipping, she said, was something different), at which Köves begged pardon, remarking that he hadn’t known that.

“No?” the clerk was amazed. “Oh well, you’ll learn,” and with that gave directions to Köves, who, in another corridor, indeed on another floor, finally spotted, hanging one of the doors, spotted a sign that read SHIPPING, with below it, in smaller lettering: CUSTOMS MATTERS — PERSONNEL MATTERS — MATERNITY BENEFIT. Slightly nonplussed, especially by the “Maternity Benefit,” Köves entered a relatively plain office, where, apart from the customary female clerk, there was a man with the outer appearance of a machine fitter, pacing up and down, hands in his pockets, with obvious impatience, though when Köves took a closer look, of course, he immediately noticed it was only his clothing that made him look like a machine fitter, more specifically the unbuttoned, faded-blue overall jacket, and especially the peaked cloth cap that, for whatever reason, he was wearing indoors in the great heat; under the jacket were a white shirt and a necktie, and though sagging slightly and wrinkle-creased, and despite the thick locks of greying hair peeping out from under the cap, he had a soft, youthful-looking face, his piercing blue eyes glinting at Köves as he stepped through the door:

“Köves?!” he shouted, and on receiving an affirmative answer almost set upon him: “Where have you been all this time?!” at which Köves, acting the dumb worker, shrugged his shoulders, having come when he was told to and being there now, but when it came down to it, of course, he could answer for himself in his own way.

“Right! Come along anyway, come!” The man seemed to relent, ushering Köves with a cordial gesture in through a side door marked, HEAD OF DEPARTMENT, which he carefully closed after them, then offered Köves a chair while he himself sat down behind a desk, directly in front of Köves. He stayed silent for a while, running his gaze keenly over the piles of paper and bundles of documents which were heaped on the desk, pulling out one or another to look at, only to toss it back testily:

“Well then,” he eventually spoke, abstractedly, as he was doing that, and to Köves’s astonishment in an undeniably friendly, if not downright intimate, tone of voice. “How are you finding it here, with us?” Köves, who on the spur of the moment did not know whether he should consider the cordiality inherent in the question an aberration, or suspect a trap in it, or even whether he should take the question seriously at all, hesitated a little before replying, as though he thought the formalities could be dispensed with and wanted to get straight to the point.

As nothing happened, however — the man was still hunting through his papers and seemed to be waiting for an answer — Köves said:

“Wonderfully,” so as to say nothing, yet still break the silence.

“Wonderfully!” the man repeated the word, even Köves’s intonation, while he pulled out one of the desk drawers and leaned over to take a look in it. “And here I am, unaware of how wonderful it is to be a machine fitter with us,” which shut Köves up for good. “You’re a shrewd one …,” the man went on, pushing the drawer back in irritation and straightening up again: “Very shrewd …,” and now his face suddenly brightened, but only so to speak incidentally, and just momentarily at that: most probably he had come across the document he had been looking for, and on the desktop after all, and he now immediately became engrossed in it:

“With your talents …,” he went on, he was all but griping. “With your knowledge …”

Like someone who had suddenly concluded his dual activity and wished to devote his attention solely to Köves from now on, he now slapped vigorously on the desk and flashed his piercingly blue eyes at Köves:

“How long do you intend to laze around here?!” he almost snarled. “Did you think you would be able hide from us?! Tell me frankly, are you really satisfied here?!” at which Köves, who had been fidgeting on the seat in growing astonishment, was genuinely stunned. What was this? Was this a joke? He gets kicked out of everywhere to find they are only willing to take him on at a steelworks, forcing him, a mature adult, to become apprenticed as a machine fitter, and then they have the nerve to throw it back in face, as if it had been his idea to become a machine fitter? Had he not been driven there by necessity, in the face of duress? Had he not come here because he couldn’t go anywhere else? And now here they were, all at once pretending that among all of life’s boundless, rich parade of options he, Köves, had happened to choose this, as it now turned out, the very worst of all, and on his own whim at that? In what way could he be satisfied?… Köves had hardly given any thought to that so far; indeed, it had not occurred to him (he had not come to the steelworks in order to be satisfied, after all); but now he was being asked, even if it was hardly in all seriousness of course, and possibly was even expected to answer — for which he would still remain in their debt, of course — Köves felt that the entire time he had spent there was a single day, with its mornings and evenings maybe, but still a single, long, monotonous day, running constantly in the grey colours of dawn, that he kept scraping away at with his file as at an unerodable piece of steel, with its alternations of boredom and the deceptive relief of the end of the shift, and with the fleeting distraction that the girl offered, for which he had to pay with a feeling of belonging together. Köves had supposed that he was now going to live his life like that — in truth, of course, maybe he didn’t think that, in truth he more likely thought that he would only have to live that way temporarily, for today, tomorrow, and then maybe the day after tomorrow, because it wasn’t possible to live that way, though it had occurred to Köves to ask himself: Does man not live in a way he is not supposed to live, and then does it not transpire that this was his life after all? — at all events Köves was, in a certain sense, undeniably calm, and now that the department head was poking around at his composure, as he had been with his documents just beforehand, a hunch vaguely took shape in Köves that in that composure he had, to some extent, lighted on himself, perhaps more than in anything else before.

Now, therefore, he enquired, sharply, coolly, like someone whom emotion had made to forget he was a machine fitter:

“Why? You know of something better for me, perhaps?”

The department head, however, did not seem to be put out in the least by Köves’s manners.

“Yes, I do,” he smiled. “That’s why I summoned you.”

Casting a swift glance under the now part-way raised palm of his hand, which had been resting on the document that had been located with such difficulty, he continued:

“You’re a journalist. From tomorrow you’ll be working for the press department of the Ministry of Production, the ministry which supervises us,” and he had maybe not even got the words out, or Köves heard them, when, slipping out of Köves, brusquely and harshly, as if his life were under threat, came a:

“No!”

“No?” the department head leaned over the desk toward Köves, his face unexpectedly softening and sagging, his mouth opening slightly, his eyes staring confusedly at Köves from under the cap: “What do you mean, ‘No’?” he asked, so Köves, who by then had visibly regained his poise, although this seemed to have reinforced rather than shaken his determination, repeated: