StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị

– Ọ bụ gị duuru ndị geese. Nke a, n’uche nke m, bụ gbasara nwa tụụrụ Sera, ọ bụghị nne nke ihe ndina ahụ. – nne nne kọwara.

– Nke mbu, obughi ime ẹmbwa, kama ẹmbrayo. Na-amụ nwa e kere eke nke na-enweghị uche. Mmadu nwekwaa ime. Ọ dị mkpa ịmụ akwụkwọ n’ụlọ akwụkwọ … – Toad kwupụtara ma lelee akụkụ dị na Idot.

– Na nke abuo? – nne nne wee cheta.

– Nke abuo.. – Ochie nwoke ahụ lere Klop anya, ma nke ahụ abụghị ebe ọ bụla. -Ma ebe bu Bedbug? ọ jụrụ Keyboard.

– Dị nnọọ ebe a. – nne nne wee daa.

– Ee, ọ tụfuru. Isnye ga-enwe obi ụtọ ma ha na-ekwu maka gị. Kedu ihe bụ: nke abuo? Idot jụrụ.

– Ya mere. Ohhh?! – Ihe juru Toad. – Achọtara m oghere na mgbidi.

– Ebee? – jupụtara Idot wee jee ije na Toad miri banye n’ọba.

Oghere dị na mgbidi ahụ dị ka nnukwu ite ọkụ. Niile na soot na mgbọ.

– Ee, nke a bụ osi ite ochie… Ma ọ bụ ikekwe e liri akụ ahụ n’ime ya? – nwanyị ochie ahụ rejoụrịrị ọ andụ ma chee ụdị ọdịdị mbụ ya dị. Toad tinye aka ya n’ime onu.

– Ma ọ bụ ọnyà si oke. Hehe. – Idot akpadoro.

– Anaghị m atụ egwu ọnwụ. Toad ahu we tinye aka ya na ikiiri.

Na mberede ihe malitere ịgba agba.

– Ahhhh!!! agadi nwoke ahụ tiri mkpu ma nwapụta aka ya.

– Kedu,.. ọnyà? – nne nne rigoro Toad njo. Aka araparawo. Ọsụsọ wee gbazee n’egedege ihu Toad na anya ya na -eme ka mmadụ mmiri riri na nkeji abụọ gara aga.

Mgbe obere oge gachara, aka bidoro ọzọ, nke mere na akwa Toad ya kwara jijiji wee welie aka ya na mberede. A ada nne ji nku nwụrụ anwụ nke anwụrụ anwụrụ na ahịhịa.

– Wo, nwe m otu! – O juru Toad anya ma kpochapu ya, na-emechu ihu nke ozu ahụ n’anya nke Claudia nke na-adighi nma.

– Woah! – nne nne gbawara, ma, ọ wụliri elu na azụ, wee dabaa n’oghere ukwu ya kwụ ọtọ na ntu dị otu nari na iri ise na milimita, na-apụta na bọọdụ ahụ tụbara onwe ya na mbụ. N’ime goiter, iku ume n’uju…

– Ha, gịnị ka m kwuru?! ịnyịnya ibu ahụ ga – eme ka ị gụọ ọnụ. – ebubo Idot.

N’akwa okwu Idotov ahụ nwere omume enyi, nne nne wakụrụ anya na akpịrị ochie ahụ.

– gara ugbo, ijide nne nne. Nwayi ochie ahu were ezigbo iwe ma bulie aka ya ikpere aka ya, kwogidere ya n’elu osisi ahu. Ntu ahụ bụ nke na-emebi emebi ma nwee ebe a na-ahụ anya dị ka osisi. Ọbara si na njedebe. Igodo ahụ nyochare ya n’akụkụ niile, na-enwe ihe mgbu, na-eti mkpu.

– Kedu ihe ị na-achị ọchị, bastard? – o kwara akwa ma were ntu obara ya kpuchie Idot. O zọpụ wee malite ịgba ọsọ. Brick ndị ahụ bidoro n’ime okporo ụzọ ahụ jiri ọsọ na-achụ. Kiet ke otu itiat oro ama ọtọ akan ke edem eyen. O wee daa kpoo.

– you na-anya ụgbọ ala? – Udiri egwu.

– Onweghị ihe ga-anwụ. – nne nne Klavka weturu obi were mmanu tee ya aru. Idot mechara bilie ma fegharịa n’akụkụ ya, were aka abụọ jide ebe dị njọ.

– M ga-akụ gị. – Idot suru nghari n’ala nke olu ya.

– Oh? Lelee ya! O nwere ngwugwu nke gbara ya n’onu. – Uda ahu weputara ngwugwu a site na ime pusi ma gosi ya onye obula.

– Tụgharịa ya, jụọ Idot ahụ nwute.

– Ma eleghị anya, enwere bruliki? – tụrụ aro, nne nne, onye chefuru ihe mgbu, bụ bọọdụ ahụ. – Ma gị, Goldfinch, gaa ọrụ. ama atuak ura ke Idot. – aha nna gị Mukhin na gị efefe n’elu dolyah site na akụ, dị ka ufe n’elu Paris.

– Gịnị ka ị na-ekwu? O nwere ike ịga na hel, A? – Idot gbara. -N’ihi yoknu na boobs!

– Oh, mma! – Toad snorated. – Buzu kwusi ha abuo. Chọrọ pent ga-ewepụ? Kewaa n’ime atọ.

– Na! Nke a kwa kwanyere Toad n’anya. Ọ dị m nwute. Aghọtara m gị nke ọma … – Idot ahụ paidụrịrị rejoụrịrị ọ.ụ.

– Ajula mgbaghara, abughi m nwa agbọghọ uhie. Un ghọtahiewo ọzọ. Ọkara mụ na ọkara nye anyị.

– Gịnị kpatara nke a? – nne nne ya were iwe.

– Site na nke ahụ! – Toad grinned. Enwere m ike iwere ya naanị m.»

– Ma olee otu o si eme ma ọ bụrụ na ha nyochaa mmadụ niile ebe a na mgbede, ma ị bikwa ebe a n’enweghị ụzọ ọ bụla?

– Eeh, ị dị mma ịgbarị, ndị okenye. Mepee ya, ma ọ bụ ikekwe, ọ nweghị ihe dị njọ na-eguzo na ya. – banyere Idot. – na egwuregwu abaghị uru kandụl ahụ.

Nwaanyị ahụ lere ndị na-anya akụ ahụ anya ma dọwaa eriri rere ure na-enweghị nsogbu wee jiri nwayọ malite imeghe ya. Ndịàmà nọrọ na nche.

– Hey, karama ndị ahụ. Clay…

– Akara agha…

– Otu narị mililite ọ bụla…

– isii isii…

– Gịnịkwa ka e dere?

– Oh, a na-anọchi anya ha?!

– Cork. Devid agụghị ndị gbara, ikekwe…

– Gịnịkwa e dere, ka m hụ? -Idot nwara iwere otu okpukpu abuo.

– Ọ bụghị a trooo, obi tara mmiri! – nne nne nwatakiri gbara aka.

– Ehee, ị na-ata… – Idot gbawara ma gbaa nne nne Key.

– Ezi, m na-ekwu! – kwuru nke Toad were ihe ruru otu narị milimita. Ekpochara m aha ahụ na obi m ma lerukwuo anya … – Ihe adịghị na Russian…

– Nye m syudy. – Idot weputara aka ya were otu odika. – Leba anya, onu ogugu: otu puku.. narị asatọ.. narị itoolu na asaa.. ma ọ bụ naanị nke asaa… O doghị anya.

– Ma ka anyị nwaa?! Mmanya, jee … – Keyboard na-atụ aro.

– Amaghị m, Amaghị m. Bianu, nwaa, are bu nwanyi, gi na ekwensu aghaghi ida. – kwenyere toad.

– N’ihi gịnị? – Idot batara – Ọ ka mma na St. Petersburg ịtụgharị na onye na – ere ahịa mgbe ochie dịka ọ dịkwa.

– Ee, anyị ga – anwale otu oge, ọ dị mma, kpachara anya, ma nyefee ndị ọzọ n’aka onye na – ere ahịa ihe ochie… Ee, Toad?

– Ọ dị mma, bịanụ, onye bụ onye izizi? Idot jụrụ.

– Igodo. Toad kwuru. -ka aro.

– Ehee, ee, ọ bụrụ n’ịnaghị anwụ, ị nwere ike ị drinkụ.

– Gịnị ka ị ga – eme n’enweghị m, ndị nkịtị. Anaghị m atụ egwu ịnwụ. A bụ m nke m…

– .. si nwuo. – eweputara Idot, ma ya onwe ya, maka bastard.

– Ehi! – Nwanyi ochie wee jiri aka nwa a kuchie ya n’ubu ma, buru ya nku, wee dọwaa akpukpo ahu site na karama. Sniffed. Ọ mụmụrụ ọnụ ọchị, ma sere ya ọdịnaya. Ha fechara ma gharia. -Kryaaaa! mma.

– Ọ dị mma, gịnị? jụrụ Toad, na-elo mmiri.

– Mma. Ihe amalitelarị igwuri egwu n’isi m.

– Ee bullshit ya. – Idot zara ya nke oma site n’inye mmanya ya.

– Ee, hel mara. Ma, ọ bụ agadi?! – kwuru, na – elegharị anya na karama ite ya ama.

– Ka anyị nwekwuo.. – nne nne ji obi ụtọ tụọ aro. – Tatars adịghị ebi n’enweghị di na nwunye.

– Ya mere, ọ bụ naanị mmadụ atọ fọdụrụ. – Idot were iwe. – Gịnị ka anyị ga-enyefe?

– Gee ntị, gịnị?! Drinkụ, toụọ dị ka nke ahụ. Ozugbo anyị dị ndụ. Karama ndị ahụ agbaala agba ochie. Ha tọgbọ chakoo ma ọ bụ ju eju. A na-enwe ekele maka karama, ọ bụghị mmanya.

Ha glassesụrụ iko atọ ndị ọzọ. Ha nọdụrụ n’elu osisi ma na-amụnye siga: Idot – Marlboro, Toad – Belomor, na nne nne Clavka n’oge ochie – ụkwụ ewu. Ha wee gafee n’enwechaghị anwụrụ, na-anọdụ…

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– Ahhhh!! Ahhh!!! – nụrụ site na yad.

– Gịnị ka ọ bụ? – si n’ihe ndina daara Ottila, juo onwe ya. Uche ya ka bu n ’o ririri wee jiri nwayọ dakpuo ohiri isi wee kuo mmuo ozugbo.