StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Crazy Detective. Anonakidza ekuongorora

© StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky, 2019

ISBN 978-5-4498-0043-5

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Nenguva isipi famba uende kurondedzero yevanotora chikamu chikuru mune zviitiko zvakakurudzirwa neni muchikamu ichi chemhosva.

Wekutanga pane uyu mazita ndiMajor General Ottila Aligadzhievich Klop. Pakati pevaya vese vaive vakamukomberedza, aive asiri kukura kukura – makumi mapfumbamwe nemapfumbamwe nemasentimita.

Iwe unobvunza: «Asi akagamuchirwa sei pamisara yevachengetedzi vekuraira, shure kwezvose, mushure memamita imwe nehafu havazoendeswe muuto, uye pasina uto ivo havazotorerwe sevachengetedzi …". Asi iye – iri nyaya yakakosha: Vabereki vake vaive, zvakanyanya, amai vake nasekuru vake, avo vakamushandira pachinzvimbo chababa vake, vagariwo zvavo veRussian Federation, vane midzi yekutanga yechiJudha. Kungoti amai vake, kamwechete pamireniyamu yekupedzisira, apo nyika yakanga isati ichishandisa macomputer kwese uye Great Soviet Union, nokuzvidira akabatana nemasosi euto renyika, iro basa rawo rekuchenesa varwere mushure mekudurura tapeworm. Uye izvi zvakaitika mune imwe nyika yeAfrica nemadzinza ekare eCentral African pygmies akashanduka kurwara, mumwe wavo, kana zvakadaro mutungamiri iye amene, ndiye Mukuru Mukuru, makore ane zviuru zvine zana nemakumi maviri yekarenda rake akura, uye sezvo vezera rake vakagunun’una (vakafa) kare, saka, avo vakayeuka kuberekwa kwake vaive vasiri, uye akagona kutaura kuti mai vake iSuva, uye baba vake ndiye Mwedzi, nezvimwewo. etc… Chokwadi, amai vemberi vaOttila havana kutenda iyi ngano, asi havana kugumburwa, vakangonyemwerera ndokugutsurira musoro kuGreat Old-Timer yeVarume Vepasi. Mushure iye, agamuchira zvavatungamiriri zvemutungamiriri, ivo vanga vachiseka zvinoshamisa: akaomeswa maziso emabhonzo muharuki svutugadzike, akaputa mazai enzou aine chokoreti salmon, nyowani yeropa borscht ichangobva kurasikirwa paramedic Ivan Kozimovich Pupkin pamangwanani uye Coca muto wemichero pane wechitatu… Kazhinji, amai vane nhumbu vakamuka uye saka hupenyu hwavo hwanga husisiri hwekufarira.

Uye zvinoenderana nemutemo wedzinza rePygmy, murefu wepakati pemusoja uye muchengeti weakarongedza aisvika masendimita makumi masere uye asina kupfuura mita imwe nemashanu nehafu, zvechokwadi, akaendeswa kumapurisa avo ndokutumirwa nekuchinjana kwehunyanzvi kuRussia. Saka akaramba ari mushumiro: aigara zvachose, semuenzi chero wevashanyi, uye sezvo aive mugari weRussian Federation panguva imwe chete, hapana aigona kumudzinga. Muchidimbu, zvese zvinogoneka munyika medu, kunyanya nekuda kwemari. Asi aifanira kuenda nekudzidziswa zvehondo nababa vake mudzinza uye azadza nzou pabvunzo. Izvi zvakataurwa mune gwaro rakaratidzwa panzvimbo yekuda, iyo yakange yakabatirwa padumbu raOttila uye yakabvumidzwa neUNESCO. Ehezve, rimwe gwaro rakabatanidzwa pairi, kunyange zvisizvo, raitaridzika senge mazana emabhandi. Uye zvakanyanyisa mugwaro guru kwakaratidzirwa kuti aishandira muuto remauto eruwa rwekuchamhembe-kumaodzanyemba kwedzinza rainzi Nakatika Ui Buka. Ehe, zita iri rakapihwa kwaari nekuda kwababa vake kweupenyu, kunyanya sezvo dzinza ravo rakanyorwa mumauto eUN.

Mudiki Ottila akawana chiitiko chinotevera mukushandira vedzinza, zvakanyatso, vakapasa bvunzo mu: kupfura miseve, kukanda tomahawk, «kukwira zvigunwe» kukwira, izvo zvakamubvumira kukwira, zvose pamatanho emawere uye nepimples. Aigona zvakare kukanda makumbo ese ari pamusoro pewake kana dzevamwe nzeve uye, akabata pasi neruoko nese ruoko, aigona kutamba tap, kutamba, kuita katatu zvakapetwa kumusoro, munzira, kumberi, kumashure, uye pasina kubata pasi. Dzidza maitiro ekuremedza kitsi, imbwa uye zvimwe zvinoruma uye kudya mhuka, zvinosanganisira humhutu, zvipfuva, mbeva uye mabere emahara.

Mushure mekunge Ottila atumirwa hake pachikumbiro chake uye nekuda kwehurwere hwaamai vake, akatumirwa ku Ministry of Internal Affairs semunyarikani – adjutant weMarshall, uyo waakange asati amboona mumaziso ake, asi akangonzwa izwi rake pawairosi nepenhare yakakosha. Mushure memakore makumi matatu nemaviri emakore, akaendeswa kumusha weSokolov Ruchey, Leningrad Region, uye kuSt. Petersburg, njanji yeLyuban, nekuda kwekucheka mumidziyo yekushandisa.

Vakamugadzika hure, yaimbova chikoro chebasa remabasa. Hafu yekutanga yeuburi yaigara munzvimbo dzekugara, uye yechipiri yaiitirwa senzvimbo yakasimba.

Uye ipapo Ottila Aligadzhievich anogara muhofisi yake uye anonyora kota, uye ipapo nekukurumidza, chirevo chegore. Ari muchimbichimbi, anokanganisa, anovhiringidza mazwi nemitauro, uye akaziva akati wandei, kusanganisira: French, native native, mitauro mishanu yeSoviet, chiLatin, chiRussia chinotaurwa, mabhuku echiRussia, fenya, Russian isina pekugara, anobvunzurudza mutauro uye nevamwe.

Iye anonyora, anonyora, uye ipapo mwanakomana wemakore gumi anouya kuhofisi yake:

– Baba? – ane unyoro mwana akabvunza zana zana nemakumi matatu emasentimita mwanakomana ane makore gumi Izya.

– Chii, mwanakomana? – pasina kusimudza musoro, akapindura makumi mapfumbamwe nemapfumbamwe centimeter baba vaOttil.

– baba..? – Izya akazeza. Baba vaive vachiri kunyora.

– … zvakanaka, taura?! vakabvunza baba.

– Baba, ndakatarisa pabhokisi apa, huh?!

– Uye chii?

– Mamwe mazwi haana kujeka kwandiri ipapo…

Ottila akatarisa mwanakomana wake nenzira yababa, asina kudzikisa musoro, akasimudza makumbo pachigaro chakakosha aine masitiraki mawere pamakumbo ekumativi, akasimuka, akatendeuka ndokugara patafura. Nerudo akatarisa pasi mwanakomana wake kuburikidza nemagirazi, akavasumudza pamucheto wemhino uye akabvunza, achitarisa mumaziso emwanakomana wake uye kwete kusimudza musoro wake, izvo zvakaita kuti musoro wake urwadze uye mutsipa wake uve wakakora. Akatarisa munhu wese kubva pasi kusvika kumusoro. Izvo zvinokanganisawo pachinzvimbo chake chevagari vemo. Uye zvakatonyanya pamberi pemwanakomana akakura semwana akajairwa. Uye zvino, agere patafura, aigona kunyange kubhururuka pameso ake nhema.

– Uye mazwi api asinganzwisise iwe, mwanakomana?

– Zvakanaka..: Mutungamiri, imwe Simba, FSB.. chii icho? Isu hatisati tapfuura munhoroondo. Ndozvazviri here, fleetingly.

– Kana iwe unongova chikoro chekudzidzira panguva ino yekudzidza. – baba vakanyemwerera, vakabvisa magirazi avo ndokuapurika zvishoma muchibhakera, icho chavakazendamira pamusoro petafura. Akarova mwana wake pabendekete nerumwe ruoko uye vakamusvuura nemusoro une mhanza, yakanga isiri yemunhu.

«Zvakanaka, teerera,» baba vangu vakagomera. «President mumhuri medu ndiye, ini mai Simba.» Zvakanaka, iye, iwe unoziva zvaari kuita… Hazvibvumire kupinza, zvinotarisa zvidzidzo.

«Feeed,» akawedzera Izya.

– Haidye, asi inogadzirira chikafu. – akawedzera baba.

– Uye ndiani anodyisa?

Baba vakatarisa muziso roruboshwe rasekuru, uye ruoko rworuboshwe, rwaienda kumwanakomana wavo kubva kuna gogo vake, ivo vanoti vaive Chinese, asi chete Russian. Saka akadaro mukadzi wake; kureba, kurema uye hupamhi hwechiuno mune mazana maviri. Bvudzi rakachena-bvudzi uye bhuruu-eyed kunze, zvakasiyana nababa vatsvuku-vee.

– ndinokupai zvese! – vachidada neizwi rakaderera baba vakapindura vachisvuura chipfuva chavo. Chiso chake chakava chepamusoro-huchenjeri.

– Uye ambuya ndiani? – akabvunza mwanakomana, achinhonga mhino.

– Usatore mhino yako, mwanakomana, nhasi harisi zuva remugodhi, – uye akabvisa ruoko rwake zvinyoro-nyoro kubva mumusoro wemwanakomana wake, -.. gogo vedu ndivo KGB. Old native KGB.

– Uye chii icho KGB? – Sonny anetsekana.

Baba vacho vakaburitsa ruoko rwemwanakomana wavo uye, vakatarisa kure nemwanakomana wavo, vakagwadama kunge gondohwe pagedhi idzva, pamufananidzo waDzerzhinsky.