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– Nei? Om yum yum.

– Uye mari, apchi, – Harutun akavhiringidzika mupfungwa uye, akatambanudza ruoko rwake rwekonodhi, akatsvaga vadzidzi, akanongedza kumusuwo wechipurisa. -Uye mari kubva zvangu, apchi, chef, apo, mune monkeyclip kubva kuKlop.

– Chii mbichana? Iro izita renzwi?

– Kwete, zita rake rekupedzisira, apchi, akavharirwa kusvikira kuzivikanwa kwake kwaziva.

– Ahhh! Om yum yum., Saka ngatiende, tora mari kwaari, sekunge kwauri, ndokupa kwandiri.

– Ahhh. Ane, apchi, kadhi.

– Tine hurombo. – Uye mupurisa akabva pamudyandigere mune zvakadzika zvemberi.

Vhiki yakatevera, Bedbug akasunungurwa kubva 78th station. Iri raive rebazi rechishanu mumutsara, kutanga neye station station uye kwese kwaaishambidza zvimbuzi. Hakuna munhu pamberi pake akabvuma izvi. Uye aifanira kugeza iyo yegore tsvina.

Harutun akange aneta nekumumirira pachiteshi kwevhiki, yaive yakanaka zhizha. Akasangana netugari vemunharaunda uye vasina pekugara. Nguo dzake dzakashanduka kuita rondo pasi. Chiso chake chakazvimba kubva mu «ice» – munhu wekuchenesa magirazi e ethanol akadhakwa nevasina dzimba uye zvimwe – akashanduka akatsvuka kunge mbizi yehuku. Meso ake akazadzwa nemisodzi, kwete chete kubva pakushungurudzika, asiwo kubva kunhamo kunotyisa. Iye akange akagara munzira yekuMoset metro station. Hembe yake yaive kumusoro uye yakarara pasi. Mumwe aigona kuona dhiri mazviri: imwe, shanu, uye gumi emari. Akagara pamabvi ake ndokukotsira zvishoma. Fingals aishaya kana misodzi.

– Harutun? Ottila akashevedzera, «chii chiri kunetsa newe?»

– Ah? Apchi, – iye wemakambani akasimudza meso ake zvishoma nezvishoma.

– Simuka, wakagara pano here? -Ibubu yakauya ikasimudza ngowani yayo.

– Usabate, apchi. – Harutun akapopota zvine hunyanzvi uye akabata ngowani yake. Chimwe chinhu chidiki chakasvetukira pasi pasi pamarble uye ndokuridza. Kurira kwacho kwakanzwika nevanhu vasina pekugara vakamira padyo. Vaioneka vakanaka uye vadiki.

– Hei mwana, zvakanaka, ibva pane zvakashata. – vakashevedzera mumwe wavo

– Usamunetsa kuti awane chingwa, schmuck. – kutya wechipiri.

– Vali, Vali. -akatsigira wechitatu, – achiri mupenyu.

– Uri kundiudza vechidiki? – Mukuru wemunharaunda General Klop akavhura maziso nekushamisika.

– Ah? Ehe, uyu haasi mwana zvachose.

– Iri diki?!

– Ehe, uye Negro. Heh. – Uye vakatanga kusvika paBedbug.

«Cartridge,» Harutun akarova, achipfugama. – tiza, ishe. Ndichavanonoka. Zvakangofanana, ivo vakatondirova uye vakaita kuti ndive kukumbira.

– Kwete ssy, ini ndichavatsanangurira muSarakabalatanayaksoyodbski kuti iwe haugone kugumbura vakuru. Ottila akapindura aine chivimbo uye akasimudza machira ake.

– Ah, Zyoma, akafunga kumhanyira matiri, – kune webhachi, ane hutano hwakanaka kupfuurahwo uye ane mhanza.

– Grey, dhonza iyo kumugomo. – inotsigirwa yakaonda uye mumateti, ichinongedza kune urn.

– Ini ndotaura ipapo ipapo, dzikama vadiki, ini ndinokunyevera kwekupedzisira. – akabvunza nomutsa Klop, achitarisa mumaziso ehutano. Akaitora nebhutsu yake yakakura pahuro uye, achisimudza, akauya nayo kwaari. Akanyemwerera ehidno uye nekukoshwa achifema. Akasvinudza meso ake, sekunge achipera uye akawedzera muromo, sekunge aida kuisa bulb raIlyich mumuromo make. Iyo goon akaregedza yebrashi uye yakakotama, akabata gurini yake nemaoko maviri.

– Ahhhhh!!!! – akanyudza munhu wese padhuze.

Ottila akadzika pamakumbo ake uye, achigumbuka, akarova zvekare mabhora, asi nechibhakera.

Akaridzira pfumo nezvibhakera kweminiti, nekukurumidza zvekuti zvaive zvakaoma kusiyanisa maoko ake uye, pakupedzisira, akarova chitsitsinho muapuro waAdamu nekusvetuka chitsitsinho. Tsvuku yakatsiga zvishoma nezvishoma yadonha ndokuwira pasofa yemarble nehuma yake, ichipwanya zvese zvakamunamatira. Ottila akasvipira kune rimwe divi, achipotsa kuwa. Mhuri dzake dzinopeputswa nemhepo. Uye kazhinji, iyo shanduko yakanatswa yemarudzi ese evashanduki – madhiramu.

Ancephalopath akasimuka, akasendamira pabendekete.

– Tinokutendai, apchi, mutungamiriri. Ndakafunga, apchi, ndichafira pano.

– Wakasvika sei kune izvi? Vakandivhara kwevhiki? Uye watobvira zvakadaro.

«Uye iye?!» Harutun akafunga, asi haana kutaura. Ottila akatarisa zvakare kuungano uye akasimuka.

– Ah, Yoshkin katsi, vaitei nekamuri yako?

– Yes, okay, apchi, – Harutun akasumudza ruoko rwake uye akabvisa chiso chake chakasvibiswa: mhino yakaputsika, mafirimi maviri – pasi peziso rekurudyi uye matatu – pasi kuruboshwe uye kwete nezino rimwe remberi. Nyika yeutsinye yevasina pekugara uye vane tsitsi mumunhu mumwe. Zvakaoma kwazvo kuti vatana kurarama munyika ino pasi.

– Mdaa… asi hauna kuvabvunza nezve nezvemhuno yavo here?

– Kwete, hazvina kumbouya mupfungwa.. – Harutun akaruka zvishoma nezvishoma kumashure kweBoss uye ndokutsenga rurimi rwake setsika, – kunyangwe zvakadaro, mira! – akasekerera, -meso, ndakanzwa kuti akange aradzikwa pamhangura kunzvimbo yekutambira iri pedyo, uye avo – vakafira muchitoro chekare.

– Ndivanaani, avo? – Ottila akamira.

– Zvakanaka, kubva panzvimbo yekugamuchira ivo vakaendesa kune yekare chitoro.

– Uye mune ipi?

– Uye pakati, shure kweKazan Cathedral.

– Handei. Uye ipapo, zvakangoerekana ivo vakazvitengesa?

Ivo vachiri vabuda mukati Mos. Bana paNevsky Prospect. Dvizhuha. Ottila akaenda kuna tete vakamira parutivi penzira akabvunza kuti:

– Uye kupi iyo fuck. Kazan Cathedral?

– Nah?

– Ndoku: iripo.

– Iwe hausi weRussia here? muenzi kana mushanyi mushanyi?

– Aiwa. Ini ndiri precinct.

– Ndiri kuona. Famba uchitevedza Nevsky, wakananga kuPrince Square uye kuruboshwe iwe uchaona Cathedral.

– Maita basa. Hutano kwauri nevana vako … – Pamberi paBedbug vakatenda ndokuenda neIncephalopath padivi penzira.

Mhosva iyi yakapera kunyatsobudirira. Iyo chivimbo chakadzoserwa kunzvimbo yayo uye chakaiswa pasi pe alarm uye vhidhiyo yekutarisirwa.

Bedbug uye Incephalopath yakagamuchirwa kubva kuMarshall yekutenda muchimiro chemubairo uye kugadzirira kutarisira bhizinesi idzva.

Bedbug akagara muhofisi yake, achitaura, naIcefalapat, nemukadzi wake nevana, akataura nezvezvinhu zvakange zvaitika, achisiya zvese zvekunyadziswa kwakaitika panguva yekuferefetwa. Ehe, zvinhu zvinosiririsa zvakaderedzwa uye zvakatsiviwa nehunyanzvi hwekunyepedzera zviitiko… Muchidimbu, vakaseka ne bang…

Makore mashanu ehupenyu hwekubatanidza epurazi hwakabatana uye Ottila akatanga kudhakwa neIntsefalapatom, zvakanyatso, akatengesa Klop nemaune kuitira kuti atore mukadzi wake. Uye Chiputi mupfungwa, chakakodzera. Ehe, uye Marshall haana kufona.

– Ah, Ini ndichazvidana. – akakanda mbambo kuruoko rwake rweruboshwe, uye nyundo paruoko rwake, ipo zvipikiri zvakasungirirwa, neruoko rwake rwerudyi kuti ruve rwechipiri. Akashamiswa neye «bhero» chime uye akavhunduka … – Asi kana akandituma? – Ottila akaongorora chivanze cheimba yake, iko kumberi kwake kwaive: gedhi pamberi pake, bhati kurudyi neimbwa yechivanze chekurinda akatarisa muridzi murunyararo kubva pagomba rakasungirirwa padivi rerimwe.

– Polkan! Ottila akashevedzera. Imbwa yakavhara maziso. -Kel, – imbwa yakavharidzira nzeve yake, – Jyat, jyat! – Imbwa yakavhara maziso nehuku yayo, -Kel Manda, Katyam James! – Iyo imbwa yakakwira mubhokisi. – Heino, piss! – MuRussia, Klop akashatiriswa. Zvaigumbuka, asi hazvina kugumburwa. Mushure mezvose, vakadzi vanogumburwa, uye varume vanogumbuka, iye nababa vake vakafunga. Asi akashatirwa ndokutora ibwe kubva pamadziro emubhedha wemaruva.

– Polkan. – booms, yakatora yechipiri, uye yakakungurutswa kutanga – Palkan!! – boom, boom, -Polkan!!! – booms, booms, booms, – Buda bastard!!!! – booms, booms, booms, booms, booms, etc., kusvika matombo muganho remaruva apera.