StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Crazy Detective. Anonakidza ekuongorora

– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – imbwa yakagomera pakurwadziwa ndokuridza tsamwa. Kunyangwe vavakidzani vakanzwa misodzi. Ottila akagara achigutsikana uye akabvisa okisijeni kubva pamapapu ake. Kupfuurirazve, wongororo yacho yakamuona kumashure kwefenzi, uye kuruboshwe – mukova wechikamu chekugara mukati memba.

– Ottila, vauya kwauri! – akadanidzira kubva pachikumbaridzo cheIsolde. Mbudzi yakatendeuka. Mukadzi akamira akatarisa kumusuwo wepamberi. Kubva pasi pemupendero, kumeso kwakanaka kwaIzi kwakangoerekana kwaoneka. Aive atove gumi nemanomwe. Uye akanyemwerera zvinotapira nemaziso eCaucasus.

– Urikuitei ikoko? – akabvunza baba vaoremerwa – baba vekubereka.

– Zvakanaka, buda kubva pasi pejasi! – Akarova ruoko rwake pamusoro uye akavesa musoro wake mukati make. Baska akanyangarika.

– Vaidanei pano. Ottila akapindura uye, achitora mbambo ruoko rwake rweruboshwe, akatanga kuururamisa nesando.

Kubva kure kure mukitchen maive neine eie, dull thud. Nenguva isipi, Incephalopath akaoneka, achidhonza tsotsi nemuswe wemutsipa. Akadhonzera pavheranda ndokuukanda pakati peimba yemba. Tsotsi rakatenderedza kunge bhora pakati.

– ndiani? – akabvunza, akaurayiwa nezuva Ottila.

– Hepano, pano, iyo cartridge. Oooh! Akabatwa, apchi, mune chiitiko. Oooh. Oooh.

– Akaitei? – akaramba achibvunza precinct.

– Iye, iye, apchi, mune gomba hemp rub, apchi, nzwisisa.

– Sei ter? – The bug akasimudza meso ake kune murume uye nenzira yekumurova akarova chigunwe chake nenyundo. – Ah, fuck!

– Anonyepa. – The akasungwa Idot akamonerwa zita raKakomiyytso, mwanakomana waPankrat, Ataman weiyo Local Cossacks uye Wemhuka Kuchengetedza.

– Iwe, Idot, usati buzu, munda wakarimwa. Kupindurwa, ingo rova. Klop akagwesha.

– Ehe, ini handisi kukwiza! – akasvinudza Idot. – «Kick kubva kuna baba vangu uchave.» – akabhururuka mumusoro wake achifunga.

– Zvakanaka, chii, tichafonera baba? Apchi, -Akabvunza mweya wekuromba Intsephalopath.

– Wakamudhonza kubva kunharaunda yaanogara? Bedbug yakabvunza uye ichirova nesando, kusimbisa mbambo.

«Kwete, apchi,» akatsvaira Arutun Karapetovich akatsvaira musoro wake. – Ari pano, mune marara marara.

– Zvakanaka, saka tichaitei? Ah, Idot?? -Ibubu yakananzura mazino ake zvakare akatyaira pamusoro imwecheteyo nesando. -.... Simuka!!! Kana ndichitaura newe. Usavakwe nehonye kubva pachako, chipembenene, chii, unoenda kuzvirongwa zvako?

– Aiwa. – Idot akamira kuchema, asi akange achiri kutya.

– Wakaitei ikoko? Ottila akabvunza achinyararira, achivhomora maziso eziso rake pachigadziko chemeso ake nekuatetepa, kunge murume wechiChinese. – Jerking kure? – akaburitsa kunyemwerera Klop. – Mhinduro! – kubudikidza nekukurumidza akachema Ottila zvakare.

– Ini, ndinofunga …, shiti. – Idot akabvuma uye akatarisa Arutun, akamirira kuurayiwa. Uye uyu, «akadzungudza musoro,» Ndanga ndiri nekukoshwa kwemutsipa, saka ndakazunza mabhurugwa angu, ndakanga ndisina nguva yekupukuta mbichana yangu, saka ndakarova shasha muhomwe yangu uye ndikasvetuka pamatatya. Ikozvino kuri kupisa.

Ottila akamedzwa.

– Wakaunza chii kwaari? Achiri shit kubva pamakiromita kubva kwaari.

– Saka iye, apchi, ndiri kuchengetedza kumusoro, kupukuta …!? – akapindura Intsephalopath. – Tarisa kumachindwe, apchi, ivo vakakumikidzwa ne hash..

– … uye shit. – akawedzera Idot. -Ini handina kutora pepa neni uye ndikapukuta mbongoro yangu nemaoko angu.

– Ndeipi ruoko? Klop akabvunza achiseka.

.– Mwana weanosvika gumi neshanu, shaggy mune chimiro chekisiki kana dhadha, akaongorora zvanza zvake uye akasarudza rintier. – ichi.

– Huya iwe, Harutun, ishe. – akabvunza Ottila.

– Chii? apchi. – akabvunza zveshuwa.

– Puruzira ruoko rwako uite hutsanana uye hwekupedzisira mhedzisiro yekuumbwa kwechinhu chakaiswa paganda. Ndaka?

Incephalopath akadzungudza musoro wake achibvumirana uye akafamba asingadi kumwana uye akanyatsoisa ruoko rwake kumhino. Ndakabvisa iwo mupopu wakabuda kubva muchanza cheruoko rwangu ndikazunza zamu remhino, ipapo bhiri remhino, ipapo nechero iyo inertia mafungu akapfuura kumitsipa, pahuma nemiromo, uye zvaive pachena kuti akaimedza sei ese. Iyo ngowani uye zvigunwe zvechanza chaIdot zvakatsiga kwazvo, zvakabata Arutun mhino refu kwazvo uye yakamukweva kwaari.

Harutun akabata chibhakera chake nemaoko maviri, akapukutira kumeso kwake ndokuyedza kuibvarura kubva mumhino, asi mwana akambodzoreredza zvigunwe zvake nekukasira kubvisa. Incephalopath akagutsurira musoro wake kusvika padhongi uye akapotsa awira pambongoro yake. Akapora uye ndokurova Idot. Iye, akange agamuchira chinhu chakadai kamwe chete, akanzvenga uye Arutun, achinge apotsa, akateedzana neruoko rwemukati uye akawira mumubhedha wemaruva.

– Zvakanaka, kunhuwa? akabvunza Klop ndokutambidza ruoko rwake rudiki kune waaishanda naye kuti asimuke.

– Mdaa, apchi. -Arutun akasimuka pachezvake, achiramba zvaakapiwa naKlop.

– «Mdaa» chii?

– Ini handina kuita, apchi, – kusimuka uye kubata nemhino, Harutun akapfuura.

– Wakatarisa magwaro ake?

– Hongu, uyu mushanyi, apchi, anobva kuKazakhstan, uko kune chuyka.

– Kunhuhwirira kwakadii?

– Zvakanaka, apchi, Chuiskaya mupata, hemp inokura ipapo.

– Uye chii chakauya pano? – akabvunza Idota Klop.

– Uye wakauya nei pano? – akapindura Idot.

– Uri greyhound here? Ini ndakazvarwa pano.

– Hazviratidzike sokunge akauya pano? -Yakaratidza chigunwe kuIntsephalopath Patzan.

– Uye pahuma? apchi.– akazunza mhino yake uye akaparadzira nzou muCaucasian Harutun.

– Ini ndakabvunza, Chii chakauya pano?

– Rodaki akatama. Ini handina kurarama ndichirwara ikoko futi. – bored kuyaruka.

– Uye chii, iwe haungakanganwe Anasha? Kubhinya?

– Ini handinzwisise zvaunoreva? Ini ndoti, shiti uye kupukuta mbichana yake nechanza chake…

– Uye chii iwe chakashata? Kwete maKents, zvese zvakafanana newe, uye nguva yekufa… Kupenya gumi.. Che usaseke?

– Zvirinani apchi. – akawedzera Harutun. – Uyezve – kuramba kwevakuru.

Mwana akabhururuka.

– Uye chii, muKazakhstan, ivo havachaisi yeanasha? – Ottila akachinja toni yake.

– Zvakanaka, inyaya yechokwadi ivo vanoudyara, – Idot akazunza mhino yake. – asi ini ndakashanda zviri pamutemo.

– Chii chiri pamutemo? apchi. – akashamisika Harutun.

– Hemp yakaunganidzwa? Ay! – Ottila akarova zvakare chigunwe chimwe chete nesando.

– Kwakadii? Chinhu iwe, apchi, iwe unotyaira zvisina musoro, schmuck. – Arutun yakarova.

– Wakamubata kupi? – bug Klop. – kure kubva pano?

– Aiwa, kuburikidza nemba, mune marara. Apchi, uye kunyanya kukosha, inokura imomo zvakaringana, kunge mubindu.. Iwe wakadyara, apchi, imbwa?

– Mirira, Harutun,.. huya pano syudy? – akadaira Klop.

Idot akaramba akasimuka.

– Gara pasi. Ottila akanongedza kubhangi raive pedyo ndokurishandura, asi raive risina pasi. Idot akagara pasi.

– Tambanudzira maoko ako kwandiri, maoko angu pasi… Pano. Zvino, Harutun, uya ne bepanhau.

– Kubva kupi? apchi.

– Bvunza mukadzi wako..

– Pisyunya, ndipe pepanhau! apchi.

– Ndiani? Pisyunya?

– Apchi, apchi, apchi … – Harutun akashanduka akatsvuka

Idot akakwenenzverwa.

– Uri kusekei? – Ottila akatendeukira kumusuwo. «Izolda, uya nebepa pano!»

– Tora iwe pachako! Kwete amai vokurera vakura! Isolda akashungurudza.

– Enda unoitora. – nezwi rakaderera rakatumira mushandi Klop. Harutun akaunza bepanhau muhafu yeawa, Ottila akambokwanisa kuenzanisa nezana rezana zvipikiri.

– Ndeipi iyo fuck iwe wakaenda nayo kurufu? Huya pano.

Ottila akatora pepanhau uye akariparadzira pasofa.