StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị

– Nke ahụ bụ ihe hash? – O setiri aka ya were boolu. Ọ tụgharịrị ya iru, sụọ aka, tụọ ya. – Afọ iri na ise ga-adọta. Kwagharịa. Odi nma, gini ka ikwuru, nna nna?

– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – agadi nwoke gbachie ụkwụ. – obughi nkem.

– Na onye? apchi.

– Nke gị, ọ bụ ya.. ma kwụgidere anyị, na mụ na Claudia fụrụ ọhịa n’ime ọhịa. Na mkpokọta, ịnyịnya a na-akụ.

– Gịnị? – gbawara Intsephalopath. – Ọ bụ ihe na-atọ ụtọ ihe ịnyịnya ahụ mere n’ebe mkpofu ahịhịa, pịpọsịrị ahịhịa, nke na-eto n’ebe ahụ? Ma ọ bụ gia? Na hemp nọ na-eri nri, ndụ na-agwụ elu, onye nwe ya – schmuck, yabụ o kpebiri ichefu. Ma enweghi ndidi.

– Ee e, m chetara. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ na-agafe agafe. Ọ tụtụtara akpa, ma ọ bụ tee ya aka ma pụọ. Na gịnị? Ọ bụ ihe a ma ama, n’enweghị nchekwa, mana enweghị ego maka swipes. Na m chọrọ ichefu. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ wee bata.

– Chei, ị kwuru? – Ohi ahu rigoro n’oche. -Ọ siri ike ịlele n’ụlọ ọgwụ n’ụtụtụ.

«Whonye ka ị na-ege ntị, nna m ukwu, apchi,» Harutun nwere ọrinụ. – Ọ dị otu a: nne nne Klava gba ọtọ, jelly mmanụ jọrọ njọ, gị, n’ihi na ọ gaghị ehicha azụ ya? M gbara ọsọ na ahịhịa, na-efu na hemp bushes.

– ninggba ọsọ? – grinned agadi nwoke.

– Na mbido i gosipụtara ya, mana ị dị nro, ma ọ ka bụ nwanyị, n’agbanyeghị agadi. N’ime ahihia ị kaghị, ị na-ekpochapụ ájá na-enye ọ thatụ nke ejiri mma jiri ya were rapara. You tụpụ mma ahụ ebe ahụ, n’ụtụtụ, anyị ga-ahụ ya na mkpịsị aka gị n’elu ya, yana n’elu mma ahụ – gash, ya bụ, dope.

Agadi nwoke ahụ jiri nwayọ dina dina na mberede. E kwuwerị, ihe niile dị ka ụdị nke Harutun si kwuo?!

– Ma kedu ka o si taa isi ya n’ụkwụ, bụ onye nzuzu ochie. A sị ka e kwuwe, ebe ahụ ka obodo niile dị site n’oge nnụnụ.

– Vo kwuru! – Bedbug di nganga nke ndi no n’okpuru ya. – mana kedu ebe itugoro ihe a, onye otu?

– Ya, ahụrụ m onwe m, achọrọ m wepụ ya na ekwentị m, mana batrị ahụ nwụrụ.

– Ndo. – Klop sighed.

– Gịnị n’ezie? Apchi. jụrụ Klop.

– Ọ bụ ihe nwute na batrị ahụ nwụrụ. – Apụrụ m akwa m n’elu oche m ma gagharịa n’ime ụlọ ahụ. – Anaghị m emegharị ụbụrụ m.

– Ee, okwu nzuzu a niile, onye isi. Anọgharị Shit na-agba ịnyịnya, ọ bụrụgodi, ejighi aka m jide ya ma ihe niile dị ebe a bụ mkpesa maka mkpesa nke ụzọ n’ụzọ anọ. – mechie agadi nwoke ahụ wee malite ibili.

– Sit, apchi, bastard! – kwara Harutun agadi nwoke. – Gịnị ka anyị ga-eme, Patron?

– Nke a bụ iji ike mee ihe n’ụzọ na – adịghị mma! – agadi nwoke ahụ were iwe.

– Ma ị gbachi nkịtị! Ottila gbara egwu. -Expertise ga – egosi. Ikpe mara gị, ọ bụrụ n’ịchọrọ ị gaa mpaghara, ị ga-anọdụ ala ruo ụtụtụ ụtụtụ mgbe ụlọ ọrụ ọkachamara ahụ bịarutere. Ma ọ bụ, ekenye m gị otu narị ọrụ ọrụ n’ụlọ. ogige siri ike.

– Nke a bụ ebe? – jụrụ agadi nwoke dina na dina na kichin.

– Bilie ma fechaa ya, ejide ya. Harutun ga-akọwara gị ihe niile n’okporo ụzọ. Ewoo, Harutun, echefuru m ya: were nkwuputa obi sitere n’ala ala obi ya ma ọ bụrụ na ị naghị ego ọrụ, chọta mma, emetụla aka gị aka, kechie ya na akpa. Ma gị, agadi, ọ bụrụ na ị ga-arụ ọrụ ebube, ị ga-efu naanị otu ọkara nke boar.

– N’ime, ma? – agadi nwoke ahụ were iwe. – Ebee ka m ga-enweta ya?

– Mechie, chichi, mgbe onye isi na – eme mkpebi.

– Oh, n’ụzọ, ị nwere ike ịkpụ ya. Gaa, echi ka elekere isii nke elekere, Ngwuputa amalite. Eeh, were ihe icho ichi eze na gi, m ga ahu gi nnukwu efere. Lee, gị na nkịta ga-eri nri n’aka nke ọzọ. Ọ bụrụ na Polkan kwere. Ga-ehi ụra n’ime ụlọ ịsa ahụ.

– Ma okwu ikpeazụ nwere ike ịbụ? – jụrụ nna nna.

– Gaba n’ihu!

– Onye ga enye iwu?

– Naanị m. Gaanụ. Ma echefukwala banyere boar…

Ancephalopath duru nwoke ochie ahụ pụọ na ebe siri ike pụọ ma gafere Boss.

– Gịnị ka anyị ga-eme? apchi!

– Gịnị? A bụ onye ọrụ ibe, ọgwụ riri ahụ?

– Ee e, kedu ihe ị bụ. Ma m chere na, apchi, ọ dị mkpa iji nyochaa nyocha?! Na ozugbo.. Ma mgbe ahụ … – Harutun gbụrụ.

– Ma gịnị? Utoo? – na – enyocha azu site n’akụkụ niile jụrụ Ottil.

– Ee e. Mana nka. A sị ka e kwuwe, ikpe agaalalarị?!

– Site n’aka? Onye ọka ikpe?

– Ee e, apchi, site n’aka gị, ị nwekwara ikike ikpe nkwụghachi ikpe nke obere mmejọ, ọkachasị tupu oge ụra…

– Ọ dị mma, bịanụ, kama ọ bụ naanị maka nkwubi okwu na-arụ ọrụ.

Ha kuru anwụrụ ọkụ wee nọdụ ala na-a smokeụ sịga.

Orningtụtụ ahụ na-erute nso, ha na-anọdụkwa na tebụl ma na-atụgharị uche dịka Holmes na Watson, karịa nke a ebe Holmes na-a opụ sịga opium na nke a egbochighị ya ime nkwubi okwu. Ma Watson rankụrụ mmanya naanị, cherị, dị mkpụmkpụ, dịka Lestrade, na n’ihi nke a, ha enweghị ihu ọchị, bụrụkwa obere n’okpuru Sherlock. Mmanya na-egbu mmụọ na-emebi uche, yabụ Gọọmentị nke ụwa kwere, na-egbochi ma gbochie ịkọwa ụwa. Mana onye nzuzu achọghị iri nri ọ bụla. Ọ bụ n’ihi na ọ bụ onye nzuzu na amaghị oke. Ma ha abụọ bụ ndị jụrụ ajụ, na nke a, ha tụgharịrị uche dịka nke a.

– Mgbasa ozi ebea n’ime obodo, mmadu kụrụ Chuy hemp ma gbue obodo. – Bedbug bidoro.

– Ma onye? apchi, onye ichoro ka o bu agadi nwoke? – Harutun gara n’ihu.

– Ma obu ndi ozo? Na ndị a nwere ike ịbụ ndị akaebe nke ihe mere ma kpebie ibute ụzọ, na-anwale.

– Toad, apchi.

– Kedu, akwa?

– Aha ochie nwoke, apchi, – Toad.

– Toad? Heh. Ka ogwugwu Toad… ihe toad na-acha ọcha ka nye kwanu ugwu.

– Gịnị? apchi.

– Ee e, ihe ọ bụla. Ọ dị mma, gịnị, gaa?!.. Ma ọ dịghị. Chere… Bịanụ, rie ya ọnụ?!

Harutun meghere anya ya ma tufue ire ya obere na ihe ijuanya.

– Ọ bụghị megide? ọ jụrụ, na-ele anya ọjọọ na Ottil. – n rie ihe ehihie na abali dịka atụmatụ nke ndị riri riri?

– Ee, apchi, ọ dabara. – Harutun jidere aka ya, Harutun gbara oso oso oso ma noche oche ozo.

– Kedu nọdụ ala? – Ottila gbara.

– Kedu, gịnị.. m, gịnịkwa ka m bụ? – popo ahu ghapuru aru ma juputa.

– Gaa, were ya: e nwere ofe, enwere ngaji, efere, friji, – ihe ndina ahụ malitere iji aka ya na-egosi, na-anọchite ebe a na-esi nri. -.... enwere onye osi nri. Ehee, ịmara… Azụmaahịa siri ike emebiela.

– Gịnị? Banyere anasha? – chocho ofe site na ofe, Harutun sighed.

– Akwụsịla izere. Mụọ ya ma erila agụụ.

Harutun gbasoro ndụmọdụ onye isi ma nyefee ya n’aka ya.

– Ọ dị mkpa iji hie lebanye anya na nzu na ijide ndị ọgwụ ọjọọ riri ahụ.

– Just, apchi, anyị ga-eji ụbọchị ọrụ obodo na obodo.

– Kpamkpam! Ma ala ala ahu ghachi kpuchie ego anyi. Na ịkọwa na ibibi ọgwụ ọjọọ niile…

– Ma mgbe ahụ, anyị ga-emebi Nickle a.

– Nke a bụ iwu? Apchi

– Gịnị?

– Odika, maka boar, apchi.

– off mejọrọ, a ga-etinye ihe a niile na mkpesa ahụ, dịka ego maka Polkan nkịta gọọmentị, maka ijide Idot na Toad.