StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị

«Onwe ya?!» Harutun chere, mana ekwughi ihe ọ bụla. Ottila lere ozo anya na corporal ma kpo oku.

– Oh, nwamba Yoshkin, kedu ihe ha mere mgbo?

– Eeh, ọ dị mma, apchi, – Harutun fegharịrị aka ya ma tụgharịa ihu ihu ya gbarụrụ agbachi: imi agbajiri agbaji, mkpịsị aka abụọ n’okpuru anya aka nri ya na atọ n’okpuru aka ekpe na ọ bụghị otu nha ihu. Cruelwa obi tara mmiri nke enweghị ebe obibi na obi ebere na otu onye. O siri ezigbo ike ochie iji bie ndụ n’ụwa.

– Mdaa… mana ’jughi ha gbasara imi ha?

– Ee e, ọ bataghị gị n’uche.. – Harutun jiri nwayọ n’azụ onyeisi ma taa ire ya dịka ọ dị na mbụ, – agbanyeghị! – o tiri mkpu, – Anya, anụrụ m na etinyere ya na ọla kọpa n’ụlọ oriri kacha nso, ndị ahụ – ha nwụrụ na ụlọ ahịa ihe mgbe ochie.

– Ole ndị? – Ottila kwụsịrị.

– Ọ dị mma, site na nnabata ha nyefere onye ahịa ihe ochie.

– Na nke nke?

– Na etiti dị n’azụ, Katidral Kazan.

– Ka anyị gaa. Ma na mberede, ha rere ya?

Ha ka si na Mos pụta. Bana na Nevsky Prospect. Dvizhuha. Ottila gakwuuru nwanne nwanne nna nwanyi guzoro n’okporo uzo ma juo a:

– Ma ebe na; Katidral Kazan?

– Nah?

– Nke ahụ bụ: dị.

– you bụghị Russian? onye ọbịa ka ọ bụ onye ọrụ ọbịa?

– Ee e. A bụ m onye gburu gburu.

– Ahụrụ m. Soro Nevsky na-aga, n’akuku Obil Square na n’akụkụ aka ekpe ị ga-ahụ Katidral.

– Daalụ. Ahụike gị na ụmụ gị … – Tupu Bedbug kelere ma soro Incephalopath banye n’okporo ụzọ.

Ekpechara ikpe ahụ nke ọma. Echigharịri ihe ncheta ahụ n’ebe ọ nọ ma tinye mkpu na nlele vidiyo.

Bedbug na Incephalopath nwetara ekele sitere n’aka Marshall n’ụdị ihe nrite ma dị njikere ịtụ anya azụmaahịa ọhụrụ.

Bedbug nọ ọdụ n’ọfịs ya na Incefalapat, ya na nwunye ya na ụmụ ya, na-ekwurita banyere ihe ndị mere eme, na-ewepụ nkọwa nke mkparị ndị mere n’oge nyocha ahụ. N’ezie, ewezugara ihe nwute ma jiri ndi ezi uche na-agha dochie ya

Afọ ise nke ịkọ ahịhịa ndụ mkpokọ gafere, Ottila wee malite ị drunkụbiga mmanya ókè maka Intsefalapatom, ọ kachasị, ọ na-a Cụ mmanya na-egbu Clop iji weghara nwunye ya. Na inu n’uche, o dabara. Ee, Marshall akpọghịkwa.

– Ee, A ga m akpọ onwe m. – tukwasi ntu na aka ekpe ya, na hama n’ajo ojoo ya, ebe a ghagide ntu n’elu ya, jiri aka nri ya rughari ya. Oge «» mgbịrịgba «» wụrụ ya akpata oyi n’ahụ wee ju … – Ma ọ bụrụ na ọ zitere m? – Ottila nyochara ogige ụlọ ya, ebe dị n’ihu ya: ọnụ ụzọ dị n’ihu ya, ebe ịsa ahụ n’aka nri ya na nkịta na-eche nche nke ogige na-eleda onye nwe ya anya n’ihu site na oghere dị n’akụkụ akụkụ ya.

– Polkan! Ottila tiri mkpu. Nkịta ahụ mechiri anya ya. -Kel, – nkịta ahụ waara ntị ya, – Jyat, jyat! – Nkịta ji anya ya kpuchie anya ya, -Kel Manda, Katyam James! – Nkịta ahụ rịgoro n’ụlọ ntu. – Lee, Anụọhịa! – Na Russian, iwe were Klop. Iwe were ya, ma eweghị ya iwe. A sị ka e kwuwe, ụmụ nwanyị na-ewe iwe, ụmụ nwoke na-ewekwa iwe, ya na nna ya chere. Ma iwe were ya wee were nkume ahụ si n’elu àkwà ifuru ya.

– Polkan. – booms, were nke abụọ, ma kpogharia mbụ – Palkan!! – igbo, boom, -Polkan!!! – booms, booms, booms, – Pụpụ n’ọba ahụ!!!! – ụgwo, ụbọ akwara, ụbọ akwara, ụdọ akwara, ụbara abali, wdg, rue mgbe okwute dị n’ofe ifuru gafere.

– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – nkịta ahụ na-azụkọ mgbu ma na-egbu ọcha. Ọbụna ndị agbata obi nụrụ cheekbones. Ottila nọrọ ọdụ ma jupụta ikuku oxygen site na ngụgụ. N'ịga n’ihu, nyocha ahụ hụrụ ya n’azụ ngere, yana n’aka ekpe – n’ọnụ ụzọ ụlọ obibi nke obibi ahụ.

– Ottila, ha bịakwutere gị! – O si n’ọnụ ụzọ Jerụsael. Theta ahụ tụgharịrị. Nwunye guzoro na ntị ya n’ihu ọnụ ụzọ. Si n’okpuru sket, ihu mara mma nke Izi pụtara na mberede. Ọ dịworị afọ iri na asaa. O jikwa anya ọchị nye Caucasian anya.

– Gịnị ka ị na-eme ebe ahụ? – juchara nna – nna nna ya nwụrụ.

– Ọ dị mma, si n’okpuru uwe mwụda ahụ pụọ! – O kuru aka ya n’isi wee kwee isi ya n’ime onwe ya. Baska apụọla.

– Kpọọ ha ebe a. Ottila zara, ma were ntu n’elu aka ekpe ya, were hama ghazie ya.

Site n’ebe dị anya dị n’ụlọ ahụ, ụjọ na-agwụ ike. N’oge na-adịghị anya, Incephalopath pụtara, na-adọkpụ onye omekome ahụ site na mmachi nke olu. Ọ dọkpụrụ ya banye na veranda ahụ tụba ya n’ime ogige ụlọ. Onye omekome ahụ agbagharị dị ka bọl n’ime etiti.

– Onye obu? – jụrụ, site na anyanwụ Ottila gburu.

– Ebe a, ebe a. Oooh! Kelere, apchi, na omume. Oooh. Oooh.

– Gini ka o mere? – jiri nwayọ jụọ ogige ahụ.

– Ya, ya, apchi, n’ime mkpo hemp rub, apchi, ghota.

– Olee otú? – Ogbulu ahụ weliri anya ya elu mee ihe banyere nwoke ahụ ma jiri ya na-akụ ya isi ya. – Ewoo, fuck!

– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – Idot nke ejidere na aha Kolomiyytso, nwa Pankrat, Ataman nke Cossacks na Nchekwa Anụmanụ na gburugburu.

– Gi, Idot, emela buzu, a ghachara ahihia. Chegharịrị, dị nnọọ kụrụ. Klop gbagburu.

– Ee, anaghị m ete! – kwara akwa Idot. – «Egburu nna m ga – anọ.» – efe efe n’isi ya na-eche.

– Ọ dị mma, gịnị ka anyị ga-akpọ nna ahụ? Apchi, – Jụrụ Intsephalopath na-enweghị ume.

– you dọkpụrụ ya site na mpaghara agbataobi? Bedbug rịọrọ ma jiri yama mee ihe, na-eto ntu ahụ.

Arutun Karapetovich gbara, «Ee e, apchi,» wepụrụ isi ya. -he no ebe a, na mkpo ahihia.

– Ọ dị mma, yabụ gịnị ka anyị ga-eme? Ah, Idot?? – Ohi ahu gbapuru ezé ya wee jiri otu bebi ọzọ. -… Bilie!!! Mgbe m gwara gị okwu. Ebila wuru n’ime gị, ahụhụ, gịnị, ị na-aga atụmatụ gị?

– Ee e. – Idot kwụsịrị ibe ákwá, ma ụjọ nọ na-atụ ya.

– Gịnị ka ị mere ebe ahụ? Ottila jiri anya mmiri na-ese, na-adọkpu eyel na anya ya ma na-emechi ha dika nke onye China. – kinggba ọsọ? – dọpụta Klop ọchị ọchị. – Azịza! Ottila tiri mkpu ozo.

– M, m chere …, shit. – Idot kwetara ma lelee Arutun, na-eche ka e gbuo ya. Onye a, «ka ọ kwara n’ikiri,» A bụ m maka mmerụ olu, n’ihi ya, m na-amachi uwe ogologo ọkpa m, enweghị m oge iji kpochapụ ịnyịnya ibu m, nke a bụ okpu uwe m na uwe ogologo ọkpa m ma na-etekwa na frogs. Ugbu a, ọ na-ere ọkụ.

Ottila loro.

– Gịnị ka iwetara ya? Ọ ka nọ site na otu kilomita site na ya.

– Ya mere, apchi, a na m azoputa, a na-abinga …!? – zara Intsephalopath. – Lee anya n’ọbụ aka, apchi, apịgharịchaa na hash..

– … na shit. – kwukwara Idot. – Anaghị m mpempe akwụkwọ ma jiri nkwụ m hichaa ịnyịnya ibu m.

– Kedu nke aka? Klop ji olu ike jụọ ya.

– Ha abụọ. – Nwatakịrị nke dị ihe dị ka afọ iri na ise, na-acha mma na ụdị nke punk ma ọ bụ schmuck, nyochachara aka ya abụọ wee họrọ nke dirtier. -nke a.

– Bata, Harutun, nwuo ya. – jụrụ Ottila.

– Gịnị? apchi. – jụrụ ozu.

– Ghichaa aka gị ma mee ka ihe ịcha ọcha yana ọrịa mmechi nke ihe mejupụtara anụ ahụ. Nwetara ya?

Incephalopath fegharịrị isi ya wee jee ije nwa ahụ nwayọ ma jiri nwayọ tinye aka ya na imi ya. Etufuru m uke mmiri nke si na nkwụ aka m wee maa ngwụsị imi, yabụ akwa imi, yabụ, site na inertia, ebili mmiri gafere n’olu, ọkpọ na egbugbere ọnụ ya, o wee doo anya etu o siri loda ya. Okpukpo ukwu na mkpịsị aka nke Idot gbara nke ọma, na-ejide imi ogologo nke Arutun ma dọkpụrụ ya bịakwute ya.