Cambria Hebert - Text

Of course he didn’t.

He pulled to a stop behind me.

I so did not have time for this.

Why is it that police officers always pick on the innocent people who rarely ever speed, yet they never pull over the people who are complete assholes on the road all the time?

Maybe I would ask him.

He knocked on the window and I sighed. I wasn’t even going try to talk my way out of this one. It would be safer if I kept my mouth shut. It certainly would be cheaper.

I pressed the button and my window rolled down.

“License and registration, please,” said a voice from above.

I let out another huffing sigh and leaned over, digging around in my bag and glove compartment for the items, and thrust them out the window while staring straight ahead. I could practically feel all the other drivers laughing at me as they drove past.

It really didn’t improve my caffeine-deprived mood.

A few minutes later, the police officer leaned down in the window. “Did you know you were violating the speed laws, ma’am?”

Forget being quiet. I couldn’t do it. I turned my head and opened my lips to give him a less-than-polite answer.

Every single word fled my brain. I mean, my vocabulary literally ran away. I couldn’t even blame it. There was no word that could compete with such a face.

His eyes were such a deep blue that they held me captive in a single glance. He had a masculine and angular face, with a straight nose, full lips, and a cleft in the center of his chin. He was clean shaven and smelled so good that I actually leaned closer.

Who in the hell actually leaned closer to an officer who wanted to give her a speeding ticket?

He was lean, but not too thin, tall, and did his uniform justice. I was a little embarrassed to admit the gun strapped to his hip turned me on.

And then I saw the handcuffs.

I didn’t know I was a dirty ho until that moment. I imagined all kind of inappropriate things that would involve those handcuffs.

He took off his hat and ran his hand through his hair. “Ma’am?”

I glanced at him, once again struck by his eyes. I felt the need to lean even closer, but I stopped myself.

“What?” I said, the word coming out a little harsher than I intended.

I swear he stifled a smile. “You were speeding…” he said, trailing away.

I couldn’t stop staring at the little dent in his chin. My tongue would fit in it perfectly. I cleared my throat. “I’m late for work.” The statement brought me back to reality. “Shit!” I yelled, hitting the steering wheel. “I’m late for work.”

I winced and turned back to him. “Are you going to arrest me now?”

He laughed. He actually threw his head back and laughed.

God, he was sexy.

“Where do you work?”

“Right up the street at Razor’s Edge Salon.”

“You make a habit of speeding through an intersection?”

I made a frustrated sound. “Only on days I don’t get my coffee, have to get out of bed at ungodly hours, and…” Oh, crap, there I went again. I looked at him meekly. “No?”

“No coffee, huh?”

“No,” I grumped.

He sighed and straightened. He pulled a pad out of his pocket and then proceeded to write on it. I wondered how much this was going to cost me.

A minute later, he handed me back my ID and registration. I put them away and turned back to collect my sentence.

He put the notepad back in his pocket.

“Isn’t that for me?”

He leaned back down in the window, bracing his forearms on the side of the car. “Nope. It’s for me.”

I felt my forehead crease. “I know I’m not properly caffeinated, but don’t people who speed usually get tickets?”

“Usually,” he agreed.

I lifted my eyebrows. I was back to being unable to speak. He was incredibly close.

“I’m going to let you off with a warning this time.”

I made a sound that might have broadcast like an agreement.

He grinned. “On one condition.”

I scowled. “I read an article about this once. Officers of the law letting people go in exchange for… favors .”

He chuckled. “Is that so?”

I crossed my arms over my chest. “I’m not that kind of girl, Officer Shady.”

He lifted an eyebrow, and I felt my cheeks heat. That’s good, Julie. Insult a cop.

“Are you the kind of girl who would go on a date with a shady police officer?”

My hands broke out in a clammy sweat. Did he just ask me out? “That depends,” I said saucily.

What the hell is wrong with me this morning?

At the rate my day was going, I was going to shave off someone’s eyebrow and turn their hair green.

“On?”

“How many times this admitted shady cop has pulled women over to ask them out on dates.”

He flashed a smile and my heart stuttered. “Never.”

I wasn’t sure I believed that, but I wanted to. “If I agree, will you let me go to work?”

“Yep.”

“Okay, then.”

He smiled again and straightened, putting on his hat. “Watch your speed,” he said, tapping the side of my door with his fingers.

“Don’t you want my number?”

He leaned down once more. “Already got it. What do you think I was writing down?”

“I’m pretty sure that’s abuse of your job.”

He chuckled. “You gonna call my boss and rat me out?”

Hell no, I wasn’t. “Maybe.”

“I don’t think so,” he said softly.

“What makes you so sure?”

“Because, Julie,” he drawled, and I swear my name on his lips made me lightheaded, “you want to go out with me.”

I did. But I wasn’t going to tell him that. He was already suffering from an oversized ego. “You gong tell me your name?”

“Blue,” he said, stepping back from my car.

I’d never heard that name before. But considering the pull of his eyes, I understood it.

“Well, Blue, I guess I’ll see ya when I see ya.”

“Oh, you’ll see me. Tonight. I’ll pick you up at six.”

Tonight? He worked fast. Maybe he should get a speeding ticket.

I waited until he was in his cruiser before I pulled out onto the road. He pulled out behind me and followed my car the entire way to the salon. When I pulled in the lot, he kept going, and I blew out a nervous breath.

I needed to revise my earlier statement. It was no longer the morning from hell.

For once, I was actually glad I got my ass of bed.

This book was like a little whirlwind in my life. Let me tell you about that. Oh, and I was thinking… maybe I shouldn’t be calling this section the acknowledgements… maybe I should be calling it a “Note from the Author” because I do more babbling about the book and what I was doing when I wrote it than I do actually acknowledging people. Besides, I thank the same people over and over again… Y’all know who I’m gonna thank by now. Tweet me at @cambriahebert and tell me what you think!

Okay, anyway, back to my story. TIPSY was supposed to be the book published in November of this year. I was going on with writing Julie and Blue’s story and I kept getting distracted. I kept losing focus. The people in my head would not be quiet. The loudest of them all was Honor. This girl had a story and she wanted to tell it. Now. And Nathan… Well, Nathan really wanted some pie.

So… I put Tipsy on hold to just start TEXT, just to give Honor her voice. Once I started writing, I couldn’t stop. This book literally poured out of me. The more I wrote, the more special it became. I thought about Nathan all the time. Oh, and by the way, Nathan is named after my son.

I think this book has a lot of similarities to my own life. It kind of turned into a personal story for me. Before you go gasping, NO, I have not been kidnapped and thrown into a hole. But I do have a very active imagination, and this is actually something I used to fear.