Tera Patrick - Sinner Takes All

7. What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in high school?—ROWYAN, 29, IRELAND

I blossomed early and had 34Cs by the time I was thirteen. So in high school one day when we were changing for swim class, a few of my classmates were teasing me for my big breasts, saying they were like balloons, and they started saying, “Let’s lay her down and pop her!” I was very insecure at the time. 8. Why don’t you speak Thai?—LISA, 38, VANCOUVER, CANADA

I get this from my fans a lot. My mom never taught us how to speak her language. My mom, Preeya, explains, “I wanted the best for her. We lived in California for so many years and it was English or Spanish, no Thai. So I never taught her Thai. When I sent her to school, I just wanted her to know English. No one spoke Thai, so we didn’t teach our girls that. I didn’t think it would be useful. She knew the colors and numbers in Thai, though.” I still know those today. But that’s all I know. Mom and I are going to go to Thailand sometime soon. Now that I’m older and have reconnected with my mom, I want to embrace my Thai heritage more.

9. What is the best pickup line anyone has used on you?—JESSICA, 24, TOLEDO

I love cheesy pickup lines. My favorite line is this: “You know what would look good on you? Me!” I’m easy, haven’t you figured it out yet? Besides, do you really need a pickup line to pick up a porn star?

10. What Teravision movie are you most proud of and why?—JENNIFEF, 22, NEW YORK

I’m truly proud of them all. But one that stands out from a production standpoint is InTERActive, an interactive movie from the point of view of the male user, which we shot in 2006 with Hustler Video. It took the format to a new level by putting a storyline around it and using real cum shots. Evan and I are big fans of sexy storylines, so for this one we hired a Robert De Niro look-alike and I played his lonely, bored housewife having an affair on him. And most movies in this format use fake cum shots, which is a cheat. I’m proud that InTERActive used all real cum shots and they were all by the talented Spyder Jonez. This movie is one of my bestselling DVDs and has the best recurring sales of any of my movies. And it won the Best Interactive DVD Award at the 2008 AVN Awards and set the record as the fastest-selling Hustler release.

11. Weren’t you afraid of catching an STD? How come in some movies you use condoms and in others you don’t?—LEXI, 19, MIAMI

I never worried about contracting an STD because, for one, when I started out in 1999, there were a smaller number of guys working, so everyone either knew them or knew of them and word spreads fast if something’s not right. But I always required that the guys I worked with not only take the obligatory HIV test, but get the full panel STD test, which includes chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, and others. And I can honestly say that I think it’s safer to have sex with someone in the porn industry as opposed to picking up a guy or chick at a club. The porn guy can hand you a paper that shows his test results. The club guy can’t. That said, I still do feel very lucky that I never caught anything. As for condoms, some companies require that you work with a condom, others don’t. If they don’t require it, you still have a choice to have the guy wear one. If a guy had the full STD test, I was fine with him not wearing a condom.

12. Do you ever keep going even after the director says cut?—MEAGAN, 24, SEATTLE

Sure! When you’re really into it, it’s hard to stop. One of my favorite female performers to work with was Briana Banks, whom I did Collision Course with. I was really into working with her, because I knew she was nuts—she was just really into sex and loved women and she’s done everything—a lot more than I’ve done. I had a feeling she was going to try to “outfuck” me, so as a preemptive strike, I grabbed her first and laid her down to eat her out. I just went for it. I was licking her pussy and I was really turned on, so when the director, Skeeter Kerkove, said cut, I just kept on going. And I made her cum!

MY SEXY TIPS FOR GUYS AND GALS:

TRIM THE TRUNK: This means no trouser forest, no bad breath, and no body odor. Shave, trim, shave, trim, brush, and shave again. Although I like my men rough and rugged, this doesn’t mean stinky, sweaty, or hairy! Invest in a good trimmer (Andis is a great brand) and shave with the Gillette Fusion (five blades). No beating around the bush, boys. Shave those balls until they are silky smooth. I personally love balls in my mouth when they are hairless. You can neatly trim the rest of the hair above your member without going full porno shave, but if this is your first time trimming the hedges, you will notice that your cock looks bigger the more you trim, and who doesn’t love that?

SMELL DELICIOUS: Scent is such a powerful aphrodisiac and it’s not relied upon enough. When sexy cologne is mixed with your natural pheromones, your girl is bound to get even more turned on. You don’t need to buy expensive fancy cologne, but putting in a little effort for her senses will really show you care. I like old-school manly-man scents such as Old Spice, Drakkar Noir, and Fahrenheit. Newer colognes that rock my world, though, are Prada, Serge Lutens, and Gucci Rush.

DIRTY MOUTH? CLEAN IT!: I know I don’t need to remind you guys of this, but brush those teeth regularly, use mouthwash, and always carry Listerine pocket strips. You never know when you might hook up. Don’t chew gum, because it might tire out your mouth, and you need to save energy for marathon pussy-eating.

EAT OUT: Pussy eating, cunnilingus, going down, dining at the Y… call it whatever you want, but make sure you pay extra attention to the details down there. The clitoris is the woman’s pleasure button, so press it, lick it, flick it, nibble it, tease it, bite it (gently), rub it, blow on it, tickle it, suck it, and spell the alphabet on it with your tongue and look for her reaction. When you hear her moan, she is telling you that you are doing something right. So do it some more. Fingers are a great accompaniment to eating pussy, but sometimes less is more. Tease her and make her want it. Don’t go deep or hard until she begs you. Do not treat a girl’s nether regions like they are beef jerky. Do follow her lead, ask her what she likes and what she wants. We don’t expect you to know everything, but you should know the basics.

TOY WITH ME: Sexually liberated women of the millennium have their stash of dildos, pocket rockets, and even porn. However, it is such a turn-on when you guys acknowledge our need to explore and bring us home a surprise. Candy and flowers are still good. Champagne and diamonds, even better. But bringing home a good sex toy like a pair of fur-lined handcuffs, warming lube, a powerful vibrator, or a big fat dildo can totally energize a woman for marathon sex sessions. Advanced toys to buy: Anal love beads and graduated butt plugs can take you to new heights, but don’t forget the lube (Eros brand lube is my fave).

SPLURGE ONCE IN A WHILE: Girls love to be spoiled. A spoiled girl is a turned-on girl, and a turned-on girl likes to put out for her man. If you’re not sure what to get your lady, I have three suggestions for some high-end goodies: sexy lingerie (try my own brand, Mistress Couture, but Agent Provocateur rocks too), high heels (try Giuseppe Zanotti or Christian Louboutin on for size), and a glamorous dress (Dolce & Gabbana or Herve Leger are two of my faves). If your lady feels sexy, she will be sexy, and that’s a win-win for both of you.

GET ADVENTUROUS: The best way to spice up your sex life is to be open to new adventures. Try having sex in spontaneous places—fuck her in your car, fuck her in the dressing room at the mall, fuck her in the fancy hotel room you surprised her with, fuck her any place she hasn’t been fucked before. And don’t forget to take her to sexually charged environments like swingers’ clubs, strip clubs, or fetish bars.