Victor Pelevin - Helmet of Horror
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- Название:Helmet of Horror
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Organizm(-:
I bet a hundred xxx the Minotaur’s Monstradamus.
Monstradamus
Stop clowning about.
Organizm(-:
Theseus, answer us!
IsoldA
At least tell us if you’re here or not! Theseus!
Monstradamus
By the way. If the moderators can fulfil our wishes, why don’t we ask them to open the door?
UGLI 666
But what’s outside the door?
Organizm(-:
We can find out.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
You be careful, or the door might really go ahead and open.
Ariadne
I’ve composed a little poem. Dedicated to Monstradamus.
Monstradamus
Let’s hear it.
Ariadne
The Minotaur lurks at the door,
His axe it gleams moon-bright.
‘Dear Watson this could not be more …’
Then silence in the night.
Monstradamus
A bit on the dark side. But maybe I deserve it for being so suspicious.
Organizm(-:
An experiment. Doors, open!
UGLI 666
Lord have mercy!
Romeo-y-Cohiba
I warned you!
Ariadne
Did it happen in all the rooms?
Monstradamus
It did in mine.
UGLI 666
Do you mean the music or the door?
Ariadne
The whole thing at once.
IsoldA
I’ve got sky outside. Grey. Looks a bit like a park. Everything seems quiet. I’m going out to explore.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Hey, Isolde, wait! It could be dangerous out there!
UGLI 666
It’s dark out there.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Isolde!
Nutscracker
Did everyone hear the trumpets?
Ariadne
Do you think they were trumpets?
Organizm(-:
Doors, close!
Nutscracker
xxx be praised.
Monstradamus
Organizm, don’t go trying any more experiments like that.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Now how’s Isolde going to get back? Doors, open!
Nutscracker
xxx, eh? Again!
Monstradamus
Let’s just keep calm and get our bearings.
Organizm(-:
Okay, I think I’ve got it. When the door opens, a lever shaped like a leg with a hoof moves out and down.
UGLI 666
Lord save us and keep us!
Nutscracker
To make the door close, you push the lever. To make it open, you press on the axe in the middle. So everyone can open their own door when they want to.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
It works.
Monstradamus
What can you see outside the door?
Ariadne
There’s another room outside mine.
UGLI 666
Semi-darkness. Benches, a lot of benches.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Fresh air at last.
Sartrik
Two fridges full of booze. So there is a God after all!
Organizm(-:
Plywood walls painted to look like bricks. It all looks pretty naff.
Nutscracker
I’ve got a load of electronic equipment.
Organizm(-:
I’m hungry. Hey, you moderators, how’s about a bit of nosh down here? Right … I think I’ve got it. You have to turn this thingy that way, and then that thingy this way … Now we’re talking.
Monstradamus
What?
Romeo-y-Cohiba
What was it you turned, tell us.
Organizm(-:
They sent down some pancakes with jam. Not bad for Ancient Greece. I feel like a nice quiet meal, so I’m taking a break now.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Enjoy your meal. Just tell us what it was you turned.
Organizm(-:
When I’m feeding my tum, I go all deaf and dumb.
Ariadne
Organism, you only need to type two words! Then you can go ahead and eat in peace.
Nutscracker
Organism, we’re all asking you.
Organizm(-:
I’m busy.
UGLI 666
I never understood before why gluttony is a sin. Then a spiritual friend of mine explained. Gluttony is not so very terrible in itself. But it’s a sign of a base soul. The same thing applies to debauchery. The soul doesn’t become debased through committing these acts. A base soul manifests itself through them.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
No, you won’t get under his skin that easily.
Monstradamus
Moderators! Give us all something to eat!
Ariadne
I heard some kind of noise. But where’s the food?
Monstradamus
There’s a small flap to the right of the monitor. Just a rectangle in the wall. Lift the flap and you’ll find a tray behind it.
Ariadne
I found it, thank you.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
But what are you supposed to turn? Organism said …
Ariadne
He was just joking, Romeo. Having a laugh.
Nutscracker
Let’s all eat in peace. Bon appetit .
IsoldA
I’m back. Who’s there?
Romeo-y-Cohiba
I am. Is everything all right?
IsoldA
Yes.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
I was worried.
IsoldA
I was only gone for a moment. Where’s everyone else?
Romeo-y-Cohiba
They’re eating. There’s just the two of us.
IsoldA
What’s outside your door?
Romeo-y-Cohiba
A labyrinth of neatly trimmed rough bushes higher than my head. And running between the bushes is a dirt pathway.
IsoldA
And I’ve got the same kind of bushes along the sides of an alley.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
An alley?
IsoldA
My door opens into a park. The alley starts right outside and along the sides there are bushes. With treetops showing above them in places.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
What I’ve got is more like a corridor between the bushes, I wouldn’t call it an alley. And it starts winding straightaway, so I can’t see anything but leaves. It’s more like a narrow corridor than anything else, neatly sliced through the bushes by something like a combine harvester.
IsoldA
What colour is the ground there?
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Beige.
IsoldA
It’s beige here too. We’re near each other!
Romeo-y-Cohiba
What else did you see?
IsoldA
I didn’t go very far. There are lots of alleys, and they keep branching and twisting and turning corners. I wasn’t afraid in the least. Quite the opposite, what I saw gave me a really good feeling. The labyrinth might be complex, but it’s impossible to get lost in.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
Why?
IsoldA
Because there’s a plan hanging at every place the path branches. And there’s a little sign on the plan: ‘You are here’.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
That’s handy all right. And wasn’t there any little sign saying: ‘The Minotaur is here’?
IsoldA
No.
Romeo-y-Cohiba
I was joking. Did you meet anyone?
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