Joseph McElroy - Women and Men

"That’s true," said Sue bravely. "I haven’t been that desperate."

"It isn’t like any workshop," said Maya. "No one can tell you."

"I’ve listened to everything you’ve said," said Sue. "I’m hopeful. I’m getting married to my lover. We’re buying an apartment in my building. I’m pregnant; I didn’t say that. He’s glad. He’s quite a bit older, but he’s never taken the plunge. He’s wonderful. He’s amazing."

Sue had said too much. So she added, "I guess I didn’t mention I’m pregnant. It happened during the workshop."

Sue and Maya had to laugh, relieved of a burden apparently not there until it wasn’t there.

"You’re pretty," said Maya.

"Thank you."

"I get sick of being blonde with blue eyes," said Maya.

Sue smiled — rather sweetly, she knew. She turned to look out through the street window behind her.

"But to be blonde with eyes like yours," said Maya, "or to have my eyes and your hair — Celtic — that would be the thing. But what are your eyes?"

"Sort of brown," said Sue.

"Better than that," said Maya.

The man at the other table had a fit of coughing that wouldn’t go away until the instant before the woman in the yellow T-shirt paused to clap him on the back, coming with Maya’s cappuccino.

"That’s better," said Maya.

"But subjugation," said Sue seriously.

"You’re really asking for it," said Maya. "Remember, I can be held responsible for what I say."

One could use other words than "subjugation," according to Maya, if one wanted to split hairs. Anyway, this was how it had happened — in a nutshell.

Maya told it so Sue could practically see the man — she knew she could — through the words of this woman she’d run into in a cafe that her own Dave had given her the address of, that she had been meaning to come to all by herself until he had suggested today. For a while her time was going to be her own. Maya’s experience was not her experience, and she didn’t especially need to tell about herself. Actually, she was ready for Maya to go.

Maya’s words felt more directed to Sue than before, and Sue signaled to the woman at the Gaggia machine. There was a harshness that had been in Maya’s words that Sue recognized as now missing. The words were uncomfortable.

"He phoned from his office and asked me to meet him at the movies," said Maya. "Dinner was all out on the chopping board. I put it on hold. Take a break from cooking, he was always saying. Or he phoned from Chicago— Chicago! when I thought he was twenty blocks away! — he hadn’t known he was going until the last second, and he hadn’t been able to reach me before he left. But I’d been home reading, right? Pack a bag for both of us, he said, we’d have a long weekend with his friends in Montana. I said, ‘Montana?’

Sue felt the word "Montana." That is, sung from a familiar guitar by an easygoing voice, an already beloved voice that had recently taken up the guitar. Vm goin’ to Montana for to throw the hoolihan. She didn’t know what the hoolihan was. It was a type of cow or horse cowboys used to ride, she thought.

Sue said, "I would have gone to Montana."

"That was a weekend," said Maya. "I forgot my diaphragm, and Dave got paralyzed on top of our host’s roof just when a windstorm came up."

"Did you travel a lot?" asked Sue.

"Of course not. I was thinking about a job. And how would I travel with a job? And anyway, weekends aren’t traveling."

"So what did you do in between?"

"A lot of reading," said Maya. "I was reading science; yes, science. I sat reading from first thing in the morning till the middle of the afternoon. I used to get a phone call twice a day for a while. A variety of dirty phone calls I called a Sadness Call or a Tragedy Call: I’d pick up, and all I’d hear was someone weeping. I didn’t ask, ‘Who is this?’ They would hang up and the line would start buzzing. It sounded as if maybe not the weeping person herself had hung up. I told Dave and at first he didn’t believe me, but it was true. He paced the living room in front of the couch where I was lying with a drink in my hand, waiting for the timer to ring in the kitchen. He said my reading gave me fantasies. He got so he wouldn’t sit down."

"You were thinking about a job," said Sue. She was ready for Maya to go.

"I was reading geometry. Yup. Then I was reading economics; I was sick of hearing people talk about it."

"I know what you mean," said Sue, "but no one really understands it."

" ‘Why do you read that stuff?’ Dave said. He wanted to know what I thought of Delius’s ‘Florida Suite’; what did I think of a Dylan song, where had Dylan gotten it from? But then Dave would talk about economics after all, and he wasn’t over my head. The only advantage of public-venture-capital companies over private is liquidity, as I recall. It’s like those phone calls. I almost dream them. ‘Are you still getting those phone calls?’ he’d ask, as if he wanted me to bring up my insane fantasies. One night he said, ‘What are we going to do about you?’ "

Sue imagined him standing doing something — she wasn’t sure what— but straining his muscles putting out effort, a tall man.

"He demanded to know why I didn’t take my painting seriously," continued Maya. "I told him I enjoyed it, fooling around in a field, getting everything in that field except the horse, which I always left out because I can’t draw horses. Or sitting on a stump trying to get the color of a pond at five o’clock. He said that I should do something with the painting. He used to frown seriously as if he was really thinking about it.

‘You, you’re just waiting for something to happen,’ he said. I said things were happening. I was getting those phone calls. ‘That’s what I mean,’ he said; ‘you’re at loose ends, you don’t think enough of yourself.’

"One Sunday night in Vermont I was packing a bag. I mean, that’s what I’d do Sunday at that hour, like clockwork."

"You said that," said Sue. "You said you met here like clockwork."

"I meant on one particular day of the week. Guess which one. Well, that Sunday in Vermont, a picture of mine was lying on the bed. Suddenly I hadn’t painted it. I could see it. I don’t know how long this went on before I was aware of Dave standing in the doorway with his new safari bow."

It was so vivid Sue looked away. She saw the man wedge one end of the hunting bow against his foot and decisively bend the top end down to hook the loop into the groove. She saw him occupied. She saw pale stubble along his jaw. She saw rimless glasses that she wanted to change for Polo horn-rims but she couldn’t make out his eyes, which were aimed past her over her shoulder.

"He knew I was aware of him. Then he said, ‘Do you want me to pack?’ I didn’t answer because I knew what he meant, but, you see, I didn’t answer because I was in that picture of mine. I resolved to be nice and to the point: I said, ‘I’ve done something here.’

"Well, it released him from the doorway. I can visualize to one side of that door a photograph. I wouldn’t hang some dribble of mine, not even in a cottage in Vermont. He stood beside me. ‘You’re going to have a show,’ he said, T don’t care what you say. Compare this stuff to the stuff they sold at the outdoor show in August.’ "

"What was the photograph of?" said Sue, wishing to be alone.

"I never got to tell him what I’d started to say," said Maya. "I said I was going to settle for what I’d already completed. I let him misunderstand. I said all I wanted to do was look again because I had found some buried treasure in those pictures, if you could call them pictures. ‘There you go again,’ he said; ‘of course they’re pictures.’ Anger — I’ll never forget it. I was smelling him differently. Do you know he turned that bow into a sort of person who was with him."