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The best near-term option might be redoubling the emphasis on racial profiling.

in Delaware have the letter “X” printed on their auto license.

In Louisiana, it’s SEX OFFENDER, in oversized orange letters.

Florida and Alabama use special license plates to identify SEX OFFENDERS.

Mississippi requires SEX OFFENDERSto register their address and have a new photo taken every 45 days.

“You say they served their time.

They still have their cojones, right?

Testicles, balls, whatever you want to call it.

You don’t want them living under the bridge.

Cool. Castrate them, strip them of their mojo.

Chemical castration — it ain’t even painful.

But those decisions are made in the political arena, okay?

As of now chemical castration is unlawful in the sovereign state of Florida.

Maybe your sex offenders should have stayed in prison.”

Watch two Florida State prison inmates sodomize then murder a convicted sex offender while a uniformed prison guard chewing a toothpick looks on. [ Video ]

Find work as a baggage handler for a major airliner.

Secretly rummage through lost or delayed luggage.

Collect female hair from brushes, combs, intimate wear.

Bag the hair in transparent plastic, label it.

Encode your fantasies of the hair-owner’s most intimate gestures on your smart phone.

A growing number of cancer patients would rather be dead.

A poll of 2,900 patients found 13 % wanted to die straightaway — four times the general population.

It is normal to experience depression after a cancer diagnosis.

But for some patients depression becomes its own problem which leads to suicidal ideation.

A supermarket bagger emerged as champion after seven male rivals gave in to sleep deprivation or nature’s call.

The bagger won the Ultimate Couch Potato Competition, 39 grueling hours of continuous sports viewing.

Eight participants in recliners sat in front of 16 42-inch high-def plasma TVs. They could order fast food and drinks, but no sleep or leaving their recliners except for restroom breaks every eight hours.

The bagger whose fave sport is mixed martial arts won when the runner-up, after having emitted foul, possibly toxic gas, stumbled to the toilet before the allotted break time.

stepped on a shotgun lying on the ground wounding two hunters in a party of eight who were murdering geese on farmland.

One was treated for a knee wound; the other had buckshot in his buttocks.

The remaining members of the party refused to speak with authorities.

A man who dove face-first into a venomous, thimble-sized jellyfish in the waters off northeast Australia is battling for his life.

He was on a yacht near South Molle Island wearing a full-length “stinger suit” that covers everything but his face and hands to help protect against venomous jellyfish. But when he dove into the water he was immediately stung in the face by the deadly Irukandji jellyfish.

The Irukandji’s sting produces in rapid succession: shooting pains in the neck, vomiting, a spike in blood pressure, heart failure.

Text mess from the yacht: Stung man is past tense .

Feds apprehended a man who strapped 22 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at LAX.

The 39-year-old was returning from Australia when in a routine strip-down agents found four geckos, seven monitor lizards and 11 skinks fastened to his body.

The lizards’ estimated value: $18,000.

Two males certified by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s oldest living conjoined twins are moving in with their younger brother.

An anonymous benefactor is helping 59-year-old Mickey and Ricky Saturday by paying to enlarge the home of their brother, 54-year-old Hank Saturday. The twins occupy a tiny apartment in Dayton, Ohio. Their brother lives in Beavercreek.

Mickey and Ricky are joined at the torso. They have four arms, four legs, separate hearts, stomachs, and reproductive organs. They share a lower intestine.

The twins recently retired from a touring carnival and are in declining health.

4-year-old girls were dropped from an 8-storey window by their mother’s common-law husband.

The suspect was initially identified as a drunk off-duty police officer, but Interfax news agency claimed he was a butcher.

Twins Katya and Dasha are fighting death with massive damage to their organs.

No motive was offered.

After an elderly couple were found dead of natural causes in their apartment it was discovered they were twins separated at birth, adopted by different parents.

Meeting as adults, they felt an uncanny attraction, married, never realizing their blood kinship.

They produced four healthy children, 11 grandchildren, and six great-grandchildren.

living on Australia’s Great Barrier Reef have the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom.

They see in 12 primary colors, four times that of humans, and detect 11 levels of light polarization.

Transferring the same multi-color ability into a DVD player would permit it to process infinitely more information.

Researcher: “The mantis shrimp’s exquisitely simple eye system, comprised of cell membranes rolled into tubes, could be industrially mimicked by using liquid crystals.”

Why the mantis shrimp needs such a rarefied level of vision is unclear; the suspicion is that it has to do with food and sex.

CUENCA, Ecuador: The elegant Nepali woman in a chartreuse mini beamed as the tall Nordic man in a fez sauntered by.

Each called out a greeting: “Saluton!”

Then they launched into an animated discussion in Esperanto, a synthetic language created more than a century ago to foster global harmony.

Rich older women hotting for young dudes. Applicants must be older than 41, earn at least $750,000 a year and/or have a minimum of $4 million in liquid assets.

That is the basis of a speed-dating event organized by a “sex entrepreneur” bringing together 70 “cougars” and 35 “boy toys.”

Set to take place in the virtual offices of Goog, it has attracted affluent older women from all over the globe. Raquel Suzuki, 53, is the CFO of a marketing firm in Tokyo and Brussels.

“Am I really a cougar? I plan to find out,” Raquel Suzuki winked. “ASAP.”

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