David Walliams - Billionaire Boy

David Walliams

Billionaire

Boy

Illustrated by Tony Ross

Copyright Copyright Dedication Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud Chapter 2 - Bum Boy Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest? Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?” Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs Chapter 6 - The Grubbs Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast Chapter 8 - The Witch Chapter 9 - “Finger?” Chapter 10 - Dog Spit Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna Chapter 13 - New Girl Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck Chapter 16 - Peter Bread Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000 Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up Chapter 22 - A New Chapter Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile Chapter 25 - Broken Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes Postscript Thank yous About the Author About the Publisher

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Text © David Walliams 2010

Illustrations © Tony Ross 2010

Cover lettering of author’s name Copyright © Quentin Blake 2010

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Dedication Dedication Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud Chapter 2 - Bum Boy Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest? Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?” Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs Chapter 6 - The Grubbs Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast Chapter 8 - The Witch Chapter 9 - “Finger?” Chapter 10 - Dog Spit Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna Chapter 13 - New Girl Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck Chapter 16 - Peter Bread Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000 Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up Chapter 22 - A New Chapter Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile Chapter 25 - Broken Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes Postscript Thank yous About the Author About the Publisher

Voor Lara, Ik hou meer van je, dan ik met woorden kan zeggen

Contents

Cover

Title Page David Walliams Billionaire Boy Illustrated by Tony Ross

Copyright

Dedication Dedication Dedication Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud Chapter 2 - Bum Boy Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest? Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?” Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs Chapter 6 - The Grubbs Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast Chapter 8 - The Witch Chapter 9 - “Finger?” Chapter 10 - Dog Spit Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna Chapter 13 - New Girl Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck Chapter 16 - Peter Bread Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000 Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up Chapter 22 - A New Chapter Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile Chapter 25 - Broken Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes Postscript Thank yous About the Author About the Publisher Voor Lara, Ik hou meer van je, dan ik met woorden kan zeggen

Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud

Chapter 2 - Bum Boy

Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest?

Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?”

Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs

Chapter 6 - The Grubbs

Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast

Chapter 8 - The Witch

Chapter 9 - “Finger?”

Chapter 10 - Dog Spit

Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday

Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna

Chapter 13 - New Girl

Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss

Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck

Chapter 16 - Peter Bread

Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door

Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000

Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom

Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair

Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up

Chapter 22 - A New Chapter

Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly

Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile

Chapter 25 - Broken

Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes

Postscript

Thank yous

About the Author

About the Publisher

Chapter 1 Meet Joe Spud Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud Chapter 2 - Bum Boy Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest? Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?” Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs Chapter 6 - The Grubbs Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast Chapter 8 - The Witch Chapter 9 - “Finger?” Chapter 10 - Dog Spit Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna Chapter 13 - New Girl Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck Chapter 16 - Peter Bread Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000 Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up Chapter 22 - A New Chapter Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile Chapter 25 - Broken Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes Postscript Thank yous About the Author About the Publisher

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a million pounds?

Or a billion?

How about a trillion?

Or even a gazillion?

Meet Joe Spud.

Joe didn’t have to imagine what it would be like to have loads and loads and loads of money. He was only twelve, but he was ridiculously, preposterously rich.

Joe had everything he could ever want.

100-inch plasma widescreen flat-screen high-definition TV in every room in the house

500 pairs of Nike trainers

A grand-prix racetrack in the back garden

A robot dog from Japan

A golf buggy with the number plate ‘SPUD 2’ to drive around the grounds of his house

A waterslide which went from his bedroom into an indoor Olympic-sized swimming pool

Every computer game in the world

3-D IMAX cinema in the basement

A crocodile

24-hour personal masseuse

Underground 10-lane bowling alley

Snooker table

Popcorn dispenser

Skateboard park

Another crocodile

£100,000 a week pocket money

A rollercoaster in the back garden

A professional recording studio in the attic

Personalised football coaching from the England team