David Walliams - The World of David Walliams - 7 Book Collection

Copyright Copyright 1. The Boy in the Dress 2. Mr Stink 3. Billionaire Boy 4. Gangsta Granny 5. Ratburger 6. Demon Dentist 7. Awful Auntie Read more from David Walliams About the Publisher

This e-book collection first published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2016

The Boy in the Dress text © David Walliams 2008, illustrations © Quentin Blake 2008

Mr Stink text © David Walliams 2009, illustrations © Quentin Blake 2009

Billionaire Boy text © David Walliams 2010, illustrations © Tony Ross 2010

Gangsta Granny text © David Walliams 2011, illustrations © Tony Ross 2011

Ratburger text © David Walliams, illustrations © Tony Ross

Demon Dentist text © David Walliams 2013, illustrations © Tony Ross 2013

Awful Auntie text © David Walliams 2014, illustrations © Tony Ross 2014

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The Boy in the Dress ISBN: 9780007302086 Mr Stink ISBN: 9780007343829 Billionaire Boy ISBN: 9780007371433 Gangsta Granny ISBN: 9780007371457 Ratburger ISBN: 9780007453559 Demon Dentist ISBN: 9780007453597 Awful Auntie ISBN: 9780007453634

Source ISBN: 9780008182670

Ebook Edition © 2016 ISBN: 9780008235765

Version: 2016-11-16

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Title Page The World Of David Walliams: 7 Book Collection David Walliams

Copyright Copyright Copyright 1. The Boy in the Dress 2. Mr Stink 3. Billionaire Boy 4. Gangsta Granny 5. Ratburger 6. Demon Dentist 7. Awful Auntie Read more from David Walliams About the Publisher This e-book collection first published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2016 The Boy in the Dress text © David Walliams 2008, illustrations © Quentin Blake 2008 Mr Stink text © David Walliams 2009, illustrations © Quentin Blake 2009 Billionaire Boy text © David Walliams 2010, illustrations © Tony Ross 2010 Gangsta Granny text © David Walliams 2011, illustrations © Tony Ross 2011 Ratburger text © David Walliams, illustrations © Tony Ross Demon Dentist text © David Walliams 2013, illustrations © Tony Ross 2013 Awful Auntie text © David Walliams 2014, illustrations © Tony Ross 2014 All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this ebook on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins ebooks The Boy in the Dress ISBN: 9780007302086 Mr Stink ISBN: 9780007343829 Billionaire Boy ISBN: 9780007371433 Gangsta Granny ISBN: 9780007371457 Ratburger ISBN: 9780007453559 Demon Dentist ISBN: 9780007453597 Awful Auntie ISBN: 9780007453634 Source ISBN: 9780008182670 Ebook Edition © 2016 ISBN: 9780008235765 Version: 2016-11-16

1. The Boy in the Dress

2. Mr Stink

3. Billionaire Boy

4. Gangsta Granny

5. Ratburger

6. Demon Dentist

7. Awful Auntie

Read more from David Walliams

About the Publisher

For Eddie, What joy you have given us all.

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Dedication For Eddie, What joy you have given us all.

Chapter 1 - No Hugging

Chapter 2 - Fat Dad

Chapter 3 - Under the Mattress

Chapter 4 - Wanting to Disappear

Chapter 5 - Just Doodling

Chapter 6 - Forever and a Moment

Chapter 7 - Watching the Curtain Edges Grow Light

Chapter 8 - Lying on the Carpet with Lisa

Chapter 9 - Bonjour, Denise

Chapter 10 - Pickled Onion Monster Munch

Chapter 11 - “These high heels are killing me”

Chapter 12 - Another World

Chapter 13 - Double French

Chapter 14 - Silence like Snow

Chapter 15 - There Was Nothing More to Say

Chapter 16 - With or Without the Dress

Chapter 17 - Maudlin Street

Chapter 18 - A Thousand Smiles

Chapter 19 - Dragged in the Mud

Chapter 20 - Blouse and Skirt

Chapter 21 - Big Hairy Hands

Chapter 22 - One Thing Left to Do

Dennis was different.

When he looked in the mirror he saw an ordinary twelve-year-old boy. But he felt different–his thoughts were full of colour and poetry, though his life could be very boring.

The story I am going to tell you begins here, in Dennis’s ordinary house on an ordinary street in an ordinary town. His house was nearly exactly the same as all the others in the street. One house had double glazing, another did not. One had a gravel drive, another had crazy paving. One had a Vauxhall Cavalier in the drive, another a Vauxhall Astra. Tiny differences that only really pointed out the sameness of everything.

It was all so ordinary, something extraordinary just had to happen.

Dennis lived with his dad–who did have a name, but Dennis just called him Dad, so I will too–and his older brother John, who was fourteen. Dennis found it frustrating that his brother would always be two years older than him, and bigger, and stronger.

Dennis’s mum had left home a couple of years ago. Before that, Dennis used to creep out of his room and sit at the top of the stairs and listen to his mum and dad shout at each other until one day the shouting stopped.

She was gone.

Dad banned John and Dennis from ever mentioning Mum again. And soon after she left, he went around the house and took down all the photographs of her and burnt them in a big bonfire.

But Dennis managed to save one.

One solitary photograph escaped the flames, dancing up into the air from the heat of the fire, before floating through the smoke and onto the hedge.