Andy Stanton - Natboff! One Million Years of Stupidity

TALKING GRAPES, THE CROWS OF PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

THE FUTURE, THE DISCONNECTED- PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

FACE-BUM-DOGS, THE PENCIL PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

PEOPLE, THE NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

ELECTRONIC NOIMPS, THE STUPID PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

ANTS WITH HUMAN HANDS, THE PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

UNITED STATES OF BEING A LION, PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong

THE SUBTERRANEAN KINGDOM PRAISE FOR Mr Gum: ‘Funny? You bet.’ Guardian ‘Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresistible, laughter-inducing romp.’ Sunday Times ‘Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose- snortingly funny.’ Daily Mail ‘It’s hilarious, it’s brilliant . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.’ Danny Baker, BBC London Radio ‘It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter, who is eight.’ Daily Telegraph ‘They’re the funniest books . . . I can’t recommend them enough.’ Stephen Mangan ‘They are brilliant.’ Zoe Ball, Radio 2 ‘Funniest book I have ever and will ever read . . . When I read this to my mum she burst out laughing and nearly wet herself . . . When I had finished the book I wanted to read it all over again it was so good.’ Bryony, aged 8 ‘Do not even think about buying another book – This is gut- spillingly funty.’ Alex, aged 13 ‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant.’ Jeremy Strong