СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - PAZUVA. Chokwadi chinosekesa

– Yakanga, mune idzo dziri kure pasina nguva dzemutemo, apo tundra yaive murume. Simudza iyo armpit ye tundra-murume, hafu yezuva, dzikisa armpit ye tundra-murume, hafu yeusiku. Uye mbeva dzakararama pariri. Uye kunyatsotarisa pane zana yezana muzana maonero, idzi dzaisave utunga zvachose, asi mamamoms, mabheya eporari, deya pakupedzisira uye nguruve. Uye ipapo munhu wese aidaidza Chukchi – vanhu, sezvo ivo vaingova voga befu vanogara mu tundra. Neimwe nzira murume weTundra arikufamba aine armpit yakasimudzwa uye kuikanda, nepo Chukchi ku yaranga vachipona nedutu rinotyisa. Iyo armpit yakamira kupuruzira tundra-murume, dutu rikadzikira. Uye Chukchi akasiya dzimba dzawo mu tundra uye akabva angomutenda nekuda kwechando chena yakachena nechira chake cheyero. Uye iyo tundra yakaita sekushayikwa kwevhithamini mumuviri, senge acne mumuviri. Uye izvi zvese zvakaonekwa uye munhu wese akatanga kutamba, asi chinyararire zvinyoro zvichena zvakatanga kunyangarika, mumwe munhu akazviba uye akasiya maburi. Uyezve, wemunharaunda Chukchi asina pekugara Serezha, uyo munhu wese aimuti «yellow snow,» akaenderera mberi nenyaya yake, murume weTundra akamuraira kuti awane mbavha uye aibvise mbanje. Vese Chukchi vanovigwa mumakara echando uye, vakatarisa, vakamirira vakashamisika. Zvinoitika kuti vana vavo vakazoita mbavha, avo vakatarisa maicicles aya ecockerels, ayo avanotengesa mune bazaar. Uye kubvira pakazvarwa mwana, ivo vanoti kwaari:

– Usadye, bastard, yero yechando!! -uye akamurova, arove pamberi pake, kunyanya pamusoro.

Kazhinji, Serezha-Yero Snow yaitaridzika kunge diki, makore makumi maviri nemanomwe, ese ese akafanana neiyo Chukchi. Akaenda kuCentral Library ndokunhonga mabhodhoro munzira. Pane imwe nguva akatanga kunyangarika kwemazuva. Wese munhu aive akasiyana, asi aida kuziva. Paakazviratidza, akabvunzwa. Aive akanyarara. Asi akambodhakwa uye Serezha Yellow Snow akabvuma kuti achazoroora munguva pfupi.

– Uye pamusoro paani? – inoteverwa nemubvunzo.

.Apa ini ndinoapa ivo chikafu uye vanodzidzisa, sekurerwa kwandakaitwa nababa vangu, uye baba vake baba, uye baba – baba, amai vake nekuti kushaya baba kwaive. – Seryozha akasvetuka-mhanya mumhino dzake, ndokukatanura mbudzi, ndokuitarisa, ndokuidya. – Ini ndinoda Chupa-chups, zvisinei, inopa yakangwara mifungo. Ehe, kwete kare kare hapana akawana imba. Akakwira mukati imomo, akatarisa, pakanga pane nzvimbo yakakwana yevese: mudzimai wake, neni, uye nevana. Chokwadi, mukuru anehurombo, akasungwa kwemakore gumi nemaviri. Asi ndichiri mudiki, benzi, makumi mana chete akagogodza. Ndakamudzidzisa, asi haana kutenda ruzivo rwangu. Huye, zhizha richiripo, saka ndafunga kugadzirira euro mumba, ini ndatotenga putty, ruvara, maburashi. Chokwadi, vamwe babamunini vakapinda: «Urikuitei?». – vanobvunza. «Gadzirisa». – Ini ndoti, asi ini ipapo ndakazoona kuti ivo vakanonoka, imba yacho yaive yatogara neni. – Serezha Yenecha Chando yakatora cracker kubva pasi pemubhedha, ikadzvanya jongwe risingazive kusvetuka kubva kumutengesi, ndokuisveta nechena mvura uye, ichiripeta, kuruma. Rusk yakatsemuka, asi haina kutyora. Chukchi zvishoma nezvishoma akavhura maziso ake, achitarisa fani yakapunzika inonamira kunze kweganga remubati.

– Ooooooo!! akagomera ndokutanga kudziya mazino ake nechanza chake…

Zhizha rapfuura. Chukchi vakasvika neFingals, pasina kana meno ekumberi. Mumusoro make maive neganda reropa rakange rakafukidzwa.

– Chii Seryozha, imba yekupemberera yakapembererwa, kwanga kwasviba, mwenje wakadzima? – vasina pekugara vaibata mbichana.

– Kwete, maiguru pamwe nevaridzi vemba iyi vasvika, asi ini ndanga ndapedza kugadzirisa, ndaida kuenda nemhuri yangu. Saka vandirova nemakirabhu. Imbwa. Magumo…

Zuva raipenya. Denga raive rakajeka uye vanhu vekumusha vasina dzimba janitors vakagara mumakamuri ekutarisira uye vakamonera makadhibhodhi, vakaisa mamwe mabhodhoro, uye vamwezve vakagaya matani ealuminium ezve cocktails nedoro. Uye zvese zvichave zvakanaka, asi pane imwe imba yekutandarira, pakanga paine maUZ maviri aine marata ebhuruu uye «vanababa» vakatungamirwa kunze kwemusuwo uye «vakabata ruoko» mukadzi nevakomana vaviri vakapfeka nguwo dzejanitorial, inonzi «yolks» mune vanhuwo zvavo. Vagari venzvimbo iyi havasati vanzwisisa chikonzero chekusungwa, nekuti vatatu ava vakanyura mumarara mumarara, uye nekuchenesa mayadi zuva nezuva. Umwe neumwe aive neyemwenje yake, yekwaakange akajairwa nemaoko, uye ese aya akaiswa nemutsvairo, scoop uye bag. Zvishandiso izvi akazviratidza kwavari senge talisman kana amulet, seimba kana imba yekuchengetera imba. Uye, zvinorambidzwa, kuti mumwe munhu atore munhuwo zvake. Zvese, rufu. Kranty. Asi akazviratidza pautatu uhwu zvisati zvaitika chiitiko ichi uye chechina Madame Tumor. Uye tobva taenda.

Zuva rapfuura. Manheru emambakwedza, Madam Tumor vakatanga vasimuka ndokufunga kuratidza imwe nzira, ita basa rinobatsira uye nekushambidza nzvimbo iyi munhu wese akarara nedutu remhepo, kureva kunyoresa mumhuri. Nhengo dzese dze «gang» idzi hadzina kumbopihwa mhosva. Nekuti asina yake, akatora imwe yemumwe munhu, achivimba kuti, vanodaro, yake yese?! Iri kuenda, iri kutsvaira, inounganidza midzanga yefodya, ichibvisa marudzi ese emapipi ekucheka uye isingazvidze, inotarisa chimwe chinhu mumabhini uye inounganidza marara akapararira akapakatira mabhara nematangi munzira. Akambenge achenesa pasi penharaunda uye anongoerekana aona kuti kune rimwe divi remugwagwa murume nemukadzi vari kurongedza kwazvo.

– Scandal. – Akafunga Madam Tumor uye akaenderera mberi mukuchenesa ndima. Kupopotedzana kwacho kwakapiswa uye manzwi akanzwika kunzwika, apo mukadzi uya akangoerera, nezwi guru zvekuti izwi rakatinhira mumayadhi. Madam Tumor vakasimudza meso avo ndokuona kuti murume uyu mune shuwa nzira inorova mukadzi pamatama. Vapfuuri-pari havateerere, asi iye-wakatsva-mu-imba yekuba mazai ehuku nehuku munguva yakapfuura, kunyanya makuru akakurisa, iyo yakawedzerwa neiyo huku purazi management kune mazai maviri akatorwa naye mukukumbira kwemutambi-cohabitant, iyo yakanyorwa nekamera yekuchengetedza yeiyi bhizinesi. Handina kukwanisa kumira uye ndikatanga nemutsvairo munzira. Mota dzakashushikana, dzikaita sekunge anopenga. Iye, asingatere hanya nemotokari dzekunze dzinoyemurika, akamhanyira munzira, uye, sekitsi kubva kudenga, akamhanyira mune murandakadzi, achimurova kumeso nehembe nemutsvairo, kubva ipapo iyo imbwa yakarova. Mukadzi akavhundutsa meso ake nekusatenda uye, ndokufukidza muromo wake nemaoko, akaseka nehasha. Kamwe kamwe kubva kupi kwaizoitora. Kamwe kamwe, pasina kwese, mapurisa matatu akaoneka uye akabva angotanga kuna Madame Tumor kudhonza. Yakadaidzira:

– Hombodo iyi, rova mukadzi uyu!!

– Nyarara pasi, dzikama! – mapurisa sergeant akabvunza zvine hungwaru. – Hapana munhu akarova chero munhu. Tarisa uone ipapo. – Kuri kure iwe unogona kuona kamera yemuvhi uye vashandi vane firimu vashandi.

– Iyi firimu inopfurwa neye comedy Detector blockbuster! – yakawedzera kopi yechipiri.

– Iye iye he he!!! – akaraira wechitatu. – Uye kunyepedzera kwekunyepedzera! Hu hu hu!!! Uye kurwira!

Bundu rakagadzika pasi rikagutsisa chimwe chinhu, squated kune maartist, ipapo rakatarisa kumapurisa, rakatora mutsvairo ndokuenda benzi richidarika mugwagwa Furshtatskaya.

Uye panguva ino mu candeyka, ipo gop kambani yakanga yambomira, zvino vanopukuta vakamuka kubva pamusuwo, ivo vakaona kuti imwe yematunzi yakashaika kana yakashaika, akakurisa makumbo ndokutiza, vakatanga kugadzirira zano rekufumura mbavha kana makumbo. Mushure mekunge vapa mabhodhoro akasiiwa kubva svondo rapfuura, vakanhonga dhizaina rinodaidzwa kuti «Rufu inonzi – bay uye ine siki kwazvo.

Yakanga yave kusvika nguva dzemasikati. Madam Tumor vachiridzira muridzo musikana musikana wavo, ndokudzokera kuCandeika, vakatakura, mune rumwe ruoko, huronyo, uye mune imwe bhegi riine aluminium makani edoro nemabhodhoro. Pasina kufunga kana kufungidzira chero chinhu, akavhura gonhi achipinda mukati merimwe candeika, akatarisana nekufunga kwake…