Джером Джером - Трое в лодке, не считая собаки / Three Men in a Boat (to Say Nothing of the Dog)

We had deceived the boatman at Pangbourne. We had not had the face to tell him that we were running away from the rain. We had left the boat, and all it contained, in his charge, with instructions that it was to be ready for us at nine the next morning. If, we said – IF anything unforeseen should happen, preventing our return, we would write to him.

We reached Paddington at seven, and drove direct to the restaurant I have before described, where we partook of a light meal, left Montmorency, together with suggestions for a supper to be ready at half-past ten, and then continued our way to Leicester Square.

We attracted a good deal of attention at the Alhambra. On our presenting ourselves at the paybox we were gruffly directed to go round to Castle Street, and were informed that we were half-an-hour behind our time.

We convinced the man, with some difficulty, that we were NOT “the world-renowned contortionists from the Himalaya Mountains,” and he took our money and let us pass.

Inside we were a still greater success. Our fine bronzed countenances and picturesque clothes were followed round the place with admiring gaze. We were the cynosure of every eye.

It was a proud moment for us all.

We adjourned soon after the first ballet, and wended our way back to the restaurant, where supper was already awaiting us.

I must confess to enjoying that supper. For about ten days we seemed to have been living, more or less, on nothing but cold meat, cake, and bread and jam. It had been a simple, a nutritious diet; but there had been nothing exciting about it, and the odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man.

We pegged and quaffed away in silence for a while, until the time came when, instead of sitting bolt upright, and grasping the knife and fork firmly, we leant back in our chairs and worked slowly and carelessly – when we stretched out our legs beneath the table, let our napkins fall, unheeded, to the floor, and found time to more critically examine the smoky ceiling than we had hitherto been able to do – when we rested our glasses at arm’s-length upon the table, and felt good, and thoughtful, and forgiving.

Then Harris, who was sitting next the window, drew aside the curtain and looked out upon the street.

It glistened darkly in the wet, the dim lamps flickered with each gust, the rain splashed steadily into the puddles and trickled down the water– spouts into the running gutters. A few soaked wayfarers hurried past, crouching beneath their dripping umbrellas, the women holding up their skirts.

“Well,” said Harris, reaching his hand out for his glass, “we have had a pleasant trip, and my hearty thanks for it to old Father Thames – but I think we did well to chuck it when we did. Here’s to Three Men well out of a Boat!”

And Montmorency, standing on his hind legs, before the window, peering out into the night, gave a short bark of decided concurrence with the toast.

adroit– a ловкий, проворный

ague– n малярия

antediluvian– a допотопный

antimacassar– n салфеточка (на мягкой мебели)

bale– v вычерпывать воду (из лодки)

bally– a проклятый, ужасный

bandy– v перебрасываться

banshee– n привидение-плакальщица

bequeath– v форм . завещать

betide– v уст . настигать, приключаться

bilious– a желтушный

bill– v уст. нежничать, ласкаться

blasted– a зд. заговоренный

bogus– a фальшивый

boor– n грубиян, невежа

borough– n поселение, городок

brawny– a дюжий

briar– n колючий кустарник

bumptious– a самоуверенный, наглый

bungle– v испортить

bygone– a прошлое, пережитое

callous– a черствый, бездушный

chaff– v подшучивать

chilblain– n отморожение

chivy– v досаждать

chock– adv зд. битком, доверху

chuck– v зд . швырять

chummy– a уст. общительный, дружелюбный

clamour– v зд . требовать

clout– v дать затрещину

conjure– v зд . вызывать в воображении

consumptive– a чахоточный

coo– v ворковать

coracle– n круглая лодка, обтянутая шкурами

cowl– n капюшон

cox– n рулевой

creeper– n бот . вьющееся растение

crochet– v вязать крючком

cynosure– n центр внимания

dilapidated– a ветхий

dirk– n кинжал

distemper– n серьезное заболевание

doleful– a страдальческий

doublet– n зд . камзол

drag– n зд . невод

drat– int уст . черт возьми!

drivel– v нести чушь

drudgery– n тяжелая работа

dude– n франт, пижон

duffer– n остолоп

dunder-head– n болван

entrée– n зд. закуска

evince– v форм . проявлять, демонстрировать

expostulate– v возражать, протестовать

eyrie– n труднодоступное место; орлиное гнездо

fashion-plate– n модник (модница), от «страничка мод в журнале»

feat– n зд . трюк

fishing-punt– n лодка-плоскодонка

folly– n глупость

fool-hardy– a безрассудный, авантюрный

forage– v зд. добывать продовольствие