СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - NGOMHLA. Inyaniso ehlekisayo

– Kwakukho, kula maxesha akude ngaphandle kwamaxesha asemthethweni, xa i-tundra yayingumntu. Phakamisa i-armpit ye-tundra-indoda, isiqingatha semini, yehlisa i-armpit ye-tundra-ndoda, isiqingatha sobusuku. Iintwala bezihlala kuwo. Kwaye ukujonga ngokusondeleyo ikhulu lepesenti umbono, ezi yayingezontwala konke konke, kodwa iimmonys, iibhere zepolar, deer ekugcineni kunye neehagu. Kwaye ke wonke umntu wabiza i-Chukchi – abantu, kuba yayikukuphela kohlobo oluhlala kwi-tundra. Ngandlela-thile indoda ye-tundra ihamba ne-armpit ephakanyisiweyo kwaye iyikrwece, ngelixa i-Chukchi kwi-yaranga isinda kwisiphepho esibi. Umkhosi wamisa ukukhuhla i-tundra-ndoda, kwaye isaqhwithi sathamba. Kwaye u-Chukchi washiya amakhaya abo e-tundra kwaye ngoko nangoko wambulela ngekhephu elimhlophe elihlambulukileyo nomchamo wakhe omthubi. Kwaye i-tundra yaba njengokusweleka kweevithamini emzimbeni, njengamalungu asebusweni. Kwaye konke oku kwavela kwaye wonke umntu waqalisa ukudanisa, kodwa ngokuthe cwaka ii-icicles eziphuzi zaqala ukunyamalala, umntu othile waba kwaye washiya imingxunya. Kwaye ke, uSerezha wasekhaya ongenamakhaya waseChukchi, wonke umntu abembiza ngokuba «likhephu elimthubi,» laqhubeka ibali lakhe, le ndoda i-tundra yamyalela ukuba afumane isela aze alibethe liluhlaza. Yonke i-Chukchi yangcwatyelwa kwindawo yekhephu kwaye, bejonga, balinda kwaye bamangaliswa. Kwaye kwavela ukuba abantwana babo baguquka baba isela, elithathela ingqalelo ezi icicles ngeeckekerels, abathengisa ngazo kwi-bazaar. Kwaye ekubeni umntwana azelwe, bathi kuye:

– Ungadli, bastard, ikhephu eliphuzi!! -uye wambetha, wambetha kwangoko, ngakumbi entloko.

Ngokubanzi, uSerezha-Yellow Snow wayebonakala emncinci, eneminyaka engamashumi amabini anesixhenxe, abanye bonke bafana nabakwaChukchi. Uye kwilayibrari ephakathi waqokelela iibhotile apho endleleni. Nje ukuba aqale ukunyamalala kangangeentsuku. Wonke umntu wayehlukile, kodwa enomdla. Xa wabonayo, wabuzwa. Wathula. Kodwa xa sele enxila kwaye uSerezha Yellow Snow wavuma ukuba uza kutshata kungekudala.

– Kwaye ngoobani? -ulandelwe ngumbuzo.

– Ewe, kukho isiqingatha sentliziyo yam, uhlala kule ngingqi, nangona sele eneminyaka engamashumi amathandathu ananye ubudala, kuba akukho mfuneko yokuba benze abantwana, sele benesibhozo. Apha ndiyabondla kwaye ndifundise, njengoko utata wandikhulisayo, kwaye utata wakhe utata, kunye notata-utata, umama wakhe ngenxa yokuba engenayise. -Seryozha watyibilika ngempumlo yakhe, wakhupha ibhokhwe, wayijonga wayitya. -Ndiyamthanda u-Chupa-chups, nangona kunjalo, unika iingcinga ezihlakaniphile. Khange kube kudala ndafumana indlu yomntu. Wenyuka phakathi, wakhangela, lalikhona indawo elanele wonke umntu: inkosikazi yakhe, kunye nam, nabantwana. Kuyinyani, ukuba umdala uxolile, uvalelwe iminyaka elishumi elinambini. Kodwa usemncinci, usisidenge, kuphela unkqonkqozile. Ndimfundisile, kodwa akazange akholelwe amava am. Ewe, ihlobo lisekhona, ngoko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndenze i-euro yokulungisa endlwini, sele ndithenge i-putty, umbala, iibrashi. Kuyinyani, kungene abanye ootishala: «Wenza ntoni?». -bayabuza. «Ukulungiswa». -Nditsho, kodwa ndaqonda kwangoko ukuba bebefike kade, indlu yona sele ihleliwe ndim. -I-Serezha Yellow Snow yathatha i-cracker phantsi kwebhedi, yacofa kwi-cockroach engazi ukuba ingagxuma njani kumthengisi, i-oyile ityhidiwe ngotyheli, kwaye igqunyiwe, iyicime. URusk uqhekekile, kodwa akaphulanga. U-Chukchi wavula kancinci amehlo akhe, ejonge kwi-fang eyaphukileyo ukunamathela ngaphandle kwendlela yomqhekezi.

– Ooooooo!! wagcuma waqalisa ukufudumeza izinyo lakhe ngentende…

Ihlobo lidlulile. Ufike uChukchi ephethe iiFingals, ngaphandle kwamazinyo angaphambili. Intloko yakhe yayixhonywe kwigazi eligutyungelweyo.

– Yintoni uSeryozha, ukubhiyozelwa kwendlu, kwakumnyama, ukukhanya kuphume? -abangenamakhaya babethandana.

– Hayi, aba babini kunye nabanikazi bale ndlu bafika, kodwa ndandisele ndigqibile ukulungisa, ndifuna ukuhamba nosapho lwam. Bandibetha ke iiklabhu. Izinja. Isiphelo…

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Yifa, bitch, ngenxa yomngxunya!!

Ilanga lalikhanya. Isibhakabhaka sasicacile kwaye abantu abangabathandi bezindlu behlala ezindlini bahlala kwigumbi lokugcina iimpahla kwaye bancamathisela amakhadibhodi, babeka ezinye iibhotile, abanye bafaka iinkonkxa zealuminium zekhephu kunye nebhiya. Kwaye konke kuzolunga, kodwa kwenye yeendawo zokuhlala abafundi, kukho i-UAZ emibini enezibane ezihlaza okwesibhakabhaka kwaye ootata «bakhokelwa emnyango kwaye» babephethe izandla «umfazi kunye nabantu ababini abanxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi, ababizwa ngokuba» zi-yolks «kubantu nje abaqhelekileyo. Abahlali bendawo bebengasiqondi isizathu sokubanjwa, kuba le trio ibigcwele kwindawo yokulahla inkunkuma, kwaye icoca iiyadi mihla le. Ngamnye wayenoluhlu lwezinto zakhe, esele izandla ziqhelene, kwaye ezi ziphawulwe ngomtshayelo, ngesikipa nangxowa. Ezi zixhobo zabonakala kubo njenge-talisman okanye i-amulet, njengendlu okanye i-cottage yekhaya. Kwaye, makube njalo, ukuba umntu athathe umntu ongamaziyo. Yonke into, ukufa. Kranty. Kodwa uvele kule tratu ngaphambili kwesiganeko kunye ne-Madame Tumor yesine. Kwaye siyahamba.

Ngosuku olungaphambili. Ngorhatya lwakusasa, uMadam Tumor uvuke kuqala wagqiba kwelokuba abonise enye indawo, enze umsebenzi olungileyo kwaye acoce le ndawo ngelixa wonke umntu wayelele ngesiphango se-booze, oko kukuthi, ubhaliso kusapho. Onke amalungu ale «genge» akazange agwetywe kanye. Kuba engenayo eyakhe, uthathe i-inventri yomnye umntu, ngethemba lokuba, bathi, yeyakhe yonke?! Iyahamba, iyagqogqa, iqokelela iibhutsi zecuba, isusa zonke iintlobo zeeswiti kwaye ingadeleli, ijonge into emigqomeni kwaye iqokelele inkunkuma ethe saa emabaleni naseetankini ecaleni kwendlela. Sele ecoce umgangatho wommandla kwaye ngequbuliso ubona indlela kwelinye icala lendoda nomfazi balungiselela ngokuqinileyo.

– Ingcikivo. -Wacinga uMadam Tumor kwaye waqhubela phambili ekucoceni komhlaba. Ingxabano yayishushu kwaye amazwi sele eviwe, xa ngequbuliso inenekazi lakhala, elikhulu kakhulu kwaza kwakhala ingxolo eyadini. U-Madame Tumor waphakamisa amehlo kwaye wabona ukuba le ndoda ngendlela ephucukileyo ibethe inenekazi ezityeni. Abantu abadlula ngendlela abahoyi, kodwa isela elitshisiweyo lamaqanda enkukhu kunye nenkukhu eyadlulayo, ubukhulu becala, ubukhulu becala, yongezwa kukuphathwa kwe fama yenkukhu kumaqanda amabini athathwe nguye ngesicelo somlindi-cohabitant, esarekhodwa ngekhamera yokhuseleko lweli shishini. Andikwazanga kuyimela kwaye ndazimela ngomtshayelo ngapha kwendlela. Iimoto kwixakeka zimnkile, ngokungathi uphambene. Uhoya, enganikeli ngqwalaselo iimoto zamanye amazwe ezibalekayo, wabalekela ecaleni kwendlela, njengekhayithi evela ezulwini, wabalekela kumlimi, embetha ebusweni ngesikipa kunye nomtshayelo, apho inyawo yayibalekela emacaleni. Eli nenekazi laqhwanyaza amehlo alo kukungakholelwa kwaye, ligqume umlomo ngezandla, lahleka kakhulu. Ngequbuliso ukusuka apho uza kuyithatha khona. Ngequbuliso, ngaphandle kwendawo, kwavela amapolisa amathathu kwaye kwangoko aqala ukuya ku-Madame Tumor etsala. Ukukhwaza:

– Lo ubanda, wabetha inenekazi!!

– Yithobe phantsi, yehlisa umoya! – amapolisa abuza ngenhlonipho. Akukho mntu wabetha mntu. Jonga phaya. -Ukude ungabona ikhamera ye-movie kunye neqela labasebenzi beefilimu.

– Ifilimu le idutyulwe ngumchwephetsha weqonga! -ngeze ikopi yesibini.

– he yena he he!!! -mangalela owesithathu. – Kwaye inkohliso! Hu hu hu!!! Kwaye umlo!

Isundu lahlala phantsi laze laguqukela entweni, lalingqengqeleka kwiingcali, emva koko zajonga kwii-cops, zathatha umtshayelo zaya kwisiphukuphuku ngaphaya kwesitalato iFurshtatskaya.

Kwaye ngeli xesha kwi-candeyka, apho inkampani ye-gop yayivuthele khona ngaphambili, kwaye ngoku i-wipers ivukile kwi-hangover, babona ukuba enye yeempahla ezilahlekileyo yayilahlekile okanye yayilahlekile, yakhula imilenze yakhe babaleka, baqala ukulungiselela iyelenqe lokubhenca isela okanye imilenze yakhe. Banikezele ngeebhotile ezishiywe kwimpelaveki ephelileyo, bakha isitya sokutshiza esibizwa ngokuba «yi-Snowflake» kwaye, beyisongele amanzi ukusuka kwindlu yangasese, ngenxa yokunqongophala kwetephu, ngokunxulumene nokulungiswa kombhobho, baqala kancinci ukusela, besitya izitya ezazihluthiwe izolo ebizwa ngokuba yi-bay kwaye inegwele kakhulu.