СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - SOVIET FREAKS. Zvinosetsa zvekufungidzira

Iwo mweya wemapako emunguva yakapfuura wekushanduka-shanduka kwezvinhu waive mutsva uye wakakosha. Vakashaiwa mwenje kubva pachavo, vakapenya semurazvo wemoto kubva mune zvemukati maiyo radionuclides miviri yavo isina kujairika. Vakadyawo zvese zvakabuditsa radiation uye kunyangwe pasi chete. Asi zvishoma nezvishoma mwero weradiation wakatanga kudzikira, uye vakatotanga kuratidza kuguma kwavo, zvakanyatsojeka – rima. Iri koloni raigarwa kunyanya neCherepki, inotungamirwa naGeneralisifilis Cherepukov naCherevichi, Semisrak.

ZVIITIKO uye ZVINODZORA YEMADZIMA SHAPE yaitaridza senge isina kujairika shaya, seyechipiri kune yekutanga. Yakanga ine zvikamu zvinoverengeka: dehenya uye mapfupa mana ari pedyo nechepadanda

perpendicularly. Ehe, kuti dehenya rakasungirirwa pamujoini wemapfupa akasimbira aibuda kunze kubva kune mumwe munzira dzakasiyana dzepasi, ndiko kuti – rima. Kupfuurirazve, mapfupa madiki akasunganidzwa kwavari uye mabvi akagadzirwa pazvibatanidzwa. Ipapo akave akaunganidzwa neyeredhiyo inoyera misodzi yaKozulia uye shard ikave mupenyu.

Kwakave nerunyerekupe kuti Musiki akanyora maonero avo kubva pamufananidzo kuti matanda ese emagetsi akasungirirwa kubva: «HANDI KUTI URI KUDZVANYA, KURA!!!», yakazvishandura zvishoma, ndokuchiisa mundege yakakwenenzverwa, kana kuti, banga rakabudiwa, uye muromo, wakabatirwa pamusoro pekutakura, uye hadzi dzegumbo dzakabatanidzwa pairi, aine mapfupa ane micheto yakafanana nemativi ese maviri, uye makumbo kana mafupa eimwe chimiro akange akabatanidzwa paari. Uye mota yakatarisa ndokunzwa kunyara pamusoro pake. Mushure mezvose, iye anopesana nekunyora, asi denderedzwa uye dhihadhi yatove yakagadzirwa?!

Uye akafunga kuzviruramisa zvishoma uye akagadzira ivo vanopa chekudya emapfupa mutants, nenzira, ivo vakanyatsotaurirana nechero Morse code, saizvozvo.

Chero ani zvake asingazvitore, ini ndichatsanangura: iyi mhando yeModse kodhi, asi kwete yearufabheti, hongu, asi yehurongwa hushoma hwamabheti. Chaizvoizvo, ivo vakatamba danho kana kutamba tap. Uye ivo vakanzwisisa kuti iyo bazaar – kutaurirana kweboka – haina kugamuchirwa uye kurangwa zvinoenderana nemutemo wavo, sekubira – sekureva kwevanhu.

Kazhinji, akauya nechisikwa chakafanana nebanga, pasina gumbo rimwe uye pachinzvimbo chedanda ziso rakaonekwa pane ziso waya-mutsipa-mutsipa, iro rakapamara mumativi ese senyoka uye rakanga rakasimba kwazvo, sedare uye rakatambanudzwa sedengu. Iro ziso pacharo, raisanganisira girazi, kana zirconium, uye kashoma kuita sedhaimani, senge mudenderedzwa repamusoro-soro pehurumende uye nemamwe matombo anoonekera, yakaona ruzha rwemagetsi uye rwobva rwaona mwenje wepasi. Iro ziso rakanga rakafukidzwa neak ina rubhabvu polyvinyl chloride eyelids, kumusoro, zasi, kurudyi uye kuruboshwe. Uye mukukotsira, ivo vakachurukira kuita davi, seruva, uye mune iyo mamiriro kubvaruka kana redhiyo snot yakaunganidzawo, vachivhuvhuta ivo ndokukanda munhava yeiyi shard, iyo, zvakare, yakanga isina matanda emeso. Uye vakadana chisikwa ichi nyoro, chakanaka uye nengoni – KAZULIA CHERNOBYL.

Paive gumi pfuti kana shards paCasulia. The SKULLS yakasiyana neye SKOKOS nezera, ndiko kuti: iyo SKULL is salaga, uye SKWII murwi uyo akatora mhiko yekuvimbika kuna Galupiya.

Casulia iye akadya zvakapusa: akagara pasi pakapetwa radiya uye akamira kusvikira iye pachake apenya. Rakawanda rabha mu hawk, nekukurumidza rakatanga kutsvenuka uye kupfira… Iyo mvura yakagadziriswa yakanyudzwa pakarepo mumvura yakaoma uye yakapa simba rehupenyu, sekudenga okisijeni – mapuroteni uye macarbohydrate.

Kubva kumusoro, maglups ese aive akafanana nespider saizi yeorenji, iyo kana ichifamba yakakamurwa nemafuta paifamba semakonzo. Pakutanga kutarisa, ese airatidzika semativi, like fani, asi kana iwe ukanyatsotarisa, ivo vachiri neimwe nzira. Yakanga isiri hunhu, kana mhando dzakajairika dzemabumps, kazhinji, semasvosve, uye pakanga paine bhiriyoni yavo muhuwandu hwekupedzisira, hwakaitika makore mashanu apfuura…

VLADU Semisraka yaive yega yakasarudzika kubva kune vamwe vagari, saka yaive miviri yayo yemabhurukuita nenzira yehuku renze, mapfumo masere rimwe nerimwe. Aive nesimba remutungamiriri uye pamwe naMwari. Munhu wese aimutya, asi aisamuremekedza. Vakazongoti iye ndiye mukuru uye saka izwi rake raive mutemo.

Ndipo pakazomutevera kuenda pachinzvimbo cheBotva CHEREVICH, vaive nhengo dzeMalamoni, senge Duma, Congress, kana vasina Feni rekuar uye zvakafanana. Uye dzaipfeka mbiri dzakakombama, sengegorali, nyanga. Uye kutendeuka kwakawanda, kwaive kwakanyanya kukosha uye kwehukama izwi raive muBotha. Uye nyanga dzeKozulia dzakaramba dzakaomerera, sezvo munhu uyu akasarudzika aine maviri kana anopfuura vamwe vanhu. Cherevichi akazvidaidza kuti: «Unouchable Genitalia yeHurumende Botva yeGreat Galupia.» Vakanga vaine kusadziviririka kusingaperi, uye iye chete aigona kutyora nyanga yavo ndiye, Iye Anokudzwa. Pasina shongwe Greatness, Generalisyphilis weVese Galups, Hutungamiri Hwake, Changamire Ishe, Semisrak.

Kupfuurirazve mushure mekunge maCherevichs aenda SKULLS – vadziviriri, varindi vekudzivirira, makamba, makara nevana. Vakanga vane runyanga rumwe chete pamusoro wenyaya, senge chopt pavatendeuka uye vakachinjika saYula, ipapo vakadhonzera-gumbo-mapfupa avo kumeso kwechiso. Uye ivo vakananga muminda, sekunge mauto kana mabheti …, muchidimbu, VAKURU VEMAHARA.

Ivo, veGeneral of the Brotherhood of Cherepkov, havana kugaya nechero yavo inert chiropa iyo Unouchable Genitalia yeBotva yeGalupia Guru.

Kuberekerwa kwakaitika neboka rakakosha reCherevich rine nyanga dzembudzi inonzi UCHICHALKI,

iyo yaingove mafashama kubva muvhu, ichicheka Kazul, ichangopofumadzwa nemeso. Vakatema munhu wese zvichienderana nekuwanda kwakawanda: gumi Cherepkov, pamwe chete neCasulia; zana gumi nemaviri, kuwedzera mumwe Mukuru; zana maGenerals, pamwe chete Cherevich, uye Ishe mumwe… Vadzidzisi vaivawo Uchiha. Vasikana veUchiha vaivawo neKazul yavo, sezvaiitwa nevakuru, asi mumwe chete panguva.

Naizvozvo vakagara. Asi kana Kazul akafa, saka shards dzakafa nenzara. Hutsinye, asi zvazvino.

Ivo zvakare vaive nemakomba ekuyaruka, kwavakadzidzisa vadiki hunhu hwaGalupiya uye humwe hunyanzvi hwavo. Saka Shard mudiki pamwe neCasulia mudiki akatiza kubva kuzvidzidzo uye akafamba nepakati pemumugwagwa. Vakazvarwa panguva imwechete uye kunze kwemakadhi mazhinji, iye chete ndiye akapona. Kune rimwe divi, atova Uchiha, nekuti ane yake Kazul, hongu, mushure meChikoro cheKupona uye Kurarama (SHVP), asi haana kana kumboziva izvi, nekuti aive achiri mudiki uye benzi uye haana kuona matambudziko makuru uye akakora. Kuvhiringidzika kwakavanzika mukoloni kwakagadzira mamiriro ekunze asingawanikwe kune vana. Uye chikonzero chaive chekuti pakanga pasina chikafu chakakwana radioactive mukoloni uye saka akapona ega. Ehe, izvi hazviwanzo kuitika kusvika pari zvino, asi nekufamba kwenguva, kusvibiswa kwawedzera. Uye munhu wese akazviona izvi akazvinzwisisa pakutya, kuti arege kumutsa pfungwa dzechizvarwa chidiki.

– Zvinofadza kuva muGalupia … – wechidiki mudiki anonzi Pukik akatanga hurukuro yekunyungudika.

– Ehe, unokanganwa, Pukik, asi zvese nezve chokoreti! – – nekutya akaramba Kazul anonzi Zulka. Vakuru Kazul vane tsika yekutaura nekuguma kwe «ia» – Kazulia, uye mudiki – pasina «uye» – Kazul. Zviri kujeka here?? – Usave wakasviba, uchikwira, zvinhu zvese zvinoiswa mafuta!! Yakakwira. Isu takazvarwa uye takapona.

– Uye hama dzangu dzese dzakafa. -Pukik akabuditsa musana mumadziro uye akauisa pamberi pake. Shadi dzaive dzisina maziso saka dzakatarisa ne dehenya ravo rose ndokuona dzakatenderera mudenderedzwa, makumi maviri muzana chete dzakatarisana nekutarisirwa, uye zvimwe zvese zvaifungidzirwa kuve dzakazotevera.

– Chii chauri kukwendesa machira ekotoni, achikwira? – akarova kumashure kwemusoro wake nepfupa raZulk Pukik, uyo akasekerera zvinotapira nekugomera zvakare, achibayiwa nezuva.