Peter Matthiessen - Shadow Country

After his cow hunter days, Mr. Tippins worked at the newspaper. Being somewhat educated, he no doubt supposes that his education is the way to show a former schoolteacher how serious he is, how deserving of her daughter, never mind that this young flibberty-jibbet is already married. And so he speaks carefully, wishing to display his knowledge of local history (and good grammar) in a modest way.

When he arrived here from Arcadia in the early eighties, the last Florida wolves still howled back in the pinelands and panthers killed stock at the very edge of town. Fort Myers had no newspaper, its school was poor, its churches unattended, and shipping was limited to small coastal schooners. “Even so, Mr. Tippins,” Mama assured him, “your city seems quite splendid to someone from the Ten Thousand Islands, not to mention the Indian Territory or even Columbia County in north Florida where Mr. Watson’s family is located-” She stopped right there. We both sensed this man’s craving to know anything we might reveal about her husband, and knowing he’d been found out, he became uneasy. “Yessir, ladies, this was a cattle town right from the start, the leading cow town in the secondlargest cattle state in our great nation. The only state that has us beat is Texas. Course cowboys are pretty much the same wherever you find ’em. Called us cow hunters around these parts because we had to hunt so many mavericks that would not stick with the others. Some of the older riders called ’em ‘hairy dicks’-”

“Hairy dicks?” inquired the child bride.

“ Heretics, I believe Mr. Tippins said.” A rose-petal flush livened Mama’s pallid cheeks. Mr. Tippins glared down at his boots as if he had half a mind to chop his feet off. “Yes, ma’am! Hairy-ticks! Hid back in the hammocks. And some folks called us cracker cowboys because we cracked long hickory-handled whips to run the herd. Besides his whip, each man carried a rifle and pistol to take care of any two-legged or four-legged varmints he might have to deal with. A good cow hunter can whip-snap the head clean off a rattler and cut the fat out of a steak.”

I watched him, eyes wide, biting my lip. He knew we were amused but could not stop talking, like a show-off boy bicycling downhill who gets going too fast and scares himself by risking an accident.

“Between the wolf howl and the panthers screaming and the bull gators chugging in the spring, the nights were pretty noisy in the backcountry, and weekends here in town were even noisier. Saturdays the boys would ride in drunk and make a racket, but we didn’t have houses of ill fame like Arcadia.”

At Mama’s little hymph! I giggled, and Mr. Tippins glared down at his boots again, convinced he had scandalized these genteel Watson ladies. He was probably reminding us of Walter’s youthful scrapes but Mama gave him the benefit of the doubt. “I pray you, please continue, Mr. Tippins.”

“Well, the churches were pretty strong here. Which means good strong women,” he emphasized, to recapture some lost ground. “Maybe that’s why some of our boys had to let off steam. One time they rode their horses right into a restaurant, shot up the crockery. Course the fact that the new owner was a Yankee might had something to do with it. That restaurant closed down right then and there. The owner had to take work as a yard hand. A white man!”

“Wasn’t your friend Walter one of those wild boys, Mr. Tippins?” He took quick cover by inquiring about Mama’s maiden name, only to blush over his own loose talk of maidens.

“Jane Susan Dyal.” Mama offered a sweet smile, spreading her fingers demurely on her shawl. “As a young girl in Deland I was known as Mandy but there is no one now who calls me that.”

“Except for Papa.”

“Except for Mr. Watson.”

When Mr. Tippins suggested that a visit home to see her family might do her good, she shook her head. “I’d already escaped Deland when Mr. Watson found me teaching in the Fort White school.”

“Before his association with Belle Starr?” His innocent expression didn’t fool us. Mama’s long pause was a rebuke.

“Before we emigrated to the Oklahoma Territory, Mr. Tippins.” She looked up from her knitting to consider his expression. “You appear to be very interested in Carrie’s father, Mr. Tippins. He takes care of his family, helps his neighbors, pays his bills. Can all of our upright citizens who gossip and trade rumors say the same?”

This feisty side of Jane S. Dyal of Deland always astonished me. I’d only seen it rise in defense of Papa. Ignoring the man’s stammered answer, she held out a tiny sleeve of pale blue knitting. “I’m starting this for your first boy, sweetheart. Papa’s first grandson.” I recall that little pale blue sleeve because his grandson was never to arrive.

Isaac Yeomans liked to take a risk, see how far he could stretch his luck. One day at Everglade, Mister Watson was tyin up his boat when Isaac sings out, “Any truth to that there readin book about a feller name of Watson and the Outlaw Queen?” And Isaac’s friends grinned kind of nervous, makin it worse.

Mister Watson finished off his hitch before turning around to look us over. “That same book says this Watson feller died breaking out of prison,” he said then. “Nobody asking nosy questions better count on that.”

Isaac give a scared wild yip, threw his hands up high as if the man had pulled a gun; the rest of us done our best to laugh, pretend it was all a joke. Watson grinned a little, but Isaac, bein drunk, couldn’t let it go. “Ed? What I mean to say, how come such a friendly feller as yourself is always gettin into so much trouble?”

Storters’ bluetick hound was laying on the dock. That was the lovinest dog I ever come across: just so you touched her, she would pick the place most underfoot so she might get stepped on. Darned if that bitch don’t jump up and run off sideways, tail tucked under like she just been caught with the church supper. By the time Watson’s eyes come back to him, Isaac’s tail was pretty well tucked under, too. Told us later he knew how a treed panther must feel, snarling and spitting at the hounds, and the hunter taking his sweet time, walking in across the clearing, set to shoot him.

You never knew how anything was going to strike Ed Watson: another day, he might have played it as a joke. But this day them blue eyes of his went gray and dead. He cocked his head to see behind Isaac’s question, then hunted down the eyes of every man in case anyone else might have something smart he’d like to add. You could of heard a spider sip a breath. Then he turned back to Isaac, wouldn’t let him go. He never blinked. Isaac done his best to stay right with him, make no sudden moves, but his grin looked stuck onto his teeth. “I don’t go hunting trouble, boy,” Ed Watson whispered finally, “but when trouble comes to me, why, I take care of it.” And he looked up and down the dock, making sure that no man there had missed that message.

What I think today, the man was mocking our idea of desperado speech, but fun or no fun, the way he said “take care of it” was scary. In later years, my sister Mamie liked to recollect how E. J. Watson said them words to her but it was Isaac.

Life weren’t the same down in the Islands after all them stories started up. On our coast it was a long long way to the nearest neighbor, too far to hear a rifle shot, let alone a cry for help. Men knew this but would not admit it, lest they scared their families. I do believe most of ’em liked Ed Watson-you couldn’t help but like such a lively feller! Some called him E. J. same as Ted Smallwood and was proud to let on what good friends they was with the Man Who Killed Belle Starr, but in their hearts, they was afraid. And though most of our women couldn’t never forgive him for murderin a woman, others flat refused to believe he done that: his mannerly ways was fatal to women all the time we knew him.