Joseph McElroy - Women and Men

The Apollo souvenirs — them you can smash. No sweat. Shrapnel facsimiles of themselves mined up a shaft of the future’s shape. Mayn would like to use them while he doesn’t know his multi-spectral scanners, isn’t up this time (nor any time) on peaceful uses of space to be tried out in that house kept orbiting the Earth. What souvenirs? Hard enamel keyrings; hard-baked enamel tie tacks commemorating the three of Apollo 1 which — who — burned together on the ground; Apollo 11 money clip; Lunar Module cufflinks; Apollo trivet, Apollo lighter keyring, Apollo bumper stickers, sterling rocket charms, Sky lab tankards, a Skylab spoon.

Is this simulated-vacation feeling what you get for a free ticket to one of the final spectator sports? He came — he will tell the young woman — here on the dumbest of hunches to find a Chilean gentleman he no doubt could have located if he had used his contacts to put out a trace on the man, whose chance words were a lead into nowhere. Mayn’s stuck in some future stadium lately where lions and gila monsters are being fed to high-strung, professionally itinerant tennis players bronzed into being near-Indianized. Would he cover sports? he was asked by a free-lance diver who did a lot of police department work and was looking for a couple of hard-to-get tickets to a rock concert, ignorant doting father. Mayn gets tickets—"ducats" — when he wants — for sports — sometimes. Never sports assignments; wouldn’t want them. The diver said that that was just what he would love to do — cover a great pitcher thinking his way through the late innings, a great outfielder diving to steal a Texas Leaguer, a great third baseman snuffing out a suicide squeeze. Had he ever visited one of those five-thousand-capacity Texas League fields and seen a young centerfielder pass the helmet after knocking the ball over the fence? Yet Mayn would rather do it: it’s the trick elbow in his brain that swings free to take him back to a tumble in a gym echoing like a pool under lights on the late afternoon of a dark winter weekday, or to a wild, hard squash-court wall. Or play at wrestling — being covered by two children who jump on him and get a lock on his neck. He could play less easily at being what is wanted of him elsewhere: at being Bureau Chief. He’s been pressured in his time even by a wife who loved him to amount to more, but can’t say this to this young woman he has met here. Let Bureau Chief vanish into a high building where Bureau Chief can wait for Mayn’s utilities pieces from New Mexico, for the follow-up from Iowa on drought prediction, short crops, to cut, (go ahead) edit, totally compress, compound it, turn it into space/money. Pressured once steadily to be Bureau Chief in the inevitable place, did its old-time inventor feel this in him like inspiration? — the Inventor of New York, the phrase finds him, he doesn’t much recall those old things — like, though, it’s now, and Jim still married, with a couple of domiciles to contemplate supporting (and a fine and subtle wife with six thousand a year from a charitable great-aunt), and a pair of dependent kids (the words come), kids (all but grown-up) whose games got more grown-up and less visible like relations at close range year by year. So what does he support now with the money he sends? A sounding down his gullet here in Florida regales the sweet fume of oyster flesh. Oysters that winked between him and his companion — Jean — Barbara-Jean, she prefers not to be called but doesn’t make an issue of it — at a table this night, hearing (the two of them) nearby a Spanish sentence about Castro’s Golden Falcon Skydiving Club in the Everglades (not Fidel because the club is for Cuban Liberation people), oysters reflecting what’s going to happen next, and the dinner companion looks away out the window, Jean, her hand around her glass, watching for a sign that tomorrow’s rocket for the crew of that already launched Skylab is being readied. The light of a jet swings red over the Cape, one-way trapeze. You wait into tomorrow, you have done it so many times you’re looking back at yourself now from irresistible future, a vacuum you fell for; you wait to watch. To watch the shot, the hit, tee-off, coin flip, puff from the starter’s gun, national anthem. And who of those curious folk with press badges got a clue what hands guide the rocket or swing the spent, absent Saturn’s payload at an orbit’s bargain rates around the sky? A plane, a bus, ship, windmill, paid-up home, basic expense: these routine orbits might have been devised by the same men who have measured out to the function of sleep a 12.3 percent wedge of the daily man-hour pie up there in orbit as American as ampule pie, we’ve got a monster-type in our head just saying things like a guardian angel. Dead vacation? His whereabouts are poised to come at him again while elsewhere so is his idea that this dead vacation is a second chance. Here before him at the bar, here it is again in the vacancy in front. Slow down, put on some speed. Is the mind dying? He’s got no business dismissing technical whattage he’s not up on and he wouldn’t hesitate to tell this young woman with him — she’s on assignment, she’s eager, she interviewed the high-school prize winners at the Press Site yesterday, she knows a third stage from a second, she is in her kind but oh so damned intelligent he’s half-stumped. O.K., he’s not on assignment this trip, nor was when down here in December for Apollo.

"The final Moon launch," the girl said, nodding fast.

"The first night Moon launch," he said, not owlishly but maybe as if there was more where that came from than this love he’s feeling.

This girl with a hand on his arm, this girl he sat down next to today in the grandstand at the Press Site three miles from the launch pad — Mayn has told her only that he was twice with the Associated Press but got into something better. Spaced his words for some funny effect of more point than his thought claimed, not that AP was ever bad; the old UP was worse before UPI, but that was before even his time and they had such skinflints at UP that their newsmen were said to belong to the Downhold Expenses Club (she smiled). He didn’t know why he told her that, it was like someone else’s divorce story. He did have credentials in pocket and he was a fair listener when it came to Skylab housekeeping, but this trip was a hunch-gamble on the Chilean economist, no more to do with space green stamps than with — he heard it speak in him — a much-chewed place name — say Choor —some incomplete place out of those accounts of Margaret’s that proved his as well — for instance, when she allowed as how monsters had been there all the time (Where? in the mountains? At least) she was appropriating his idea, he reminded her. Why, so it was, she said and laughed a little hoot of hers (brief as a thought more than a piece of a laugh; but, in a family way, the counterpart of the grandfather’s Haw). But then Jim heard her say a thing he learned from, though he stored the learning away (and resolutely could not use it when a time soon came for it when he had a falling out with his grandmother), and what she said was that maybe the monsters couldn’t appear until the Princess of those stories had left Choor. Well, that killed him! It was some surprise freedom of mind.

What will he tell the person here in the tavern whose fingers he feels on his arm? It’s a question. Why? What has she come in on? She spoke first today, she noted four youngsters, three boys and a very flaxen girl who was doing all the talking down in front of the grandstand: high-school award winners, designers of experiments to be carried out in Skylab’s orbiting blender, and one of these smart kids who didn’t win came down anyway. Here at night in the tavern he feels the fingers let go of him there above his trick elbow. The two owners of the arms before him that narrowed the space but now widen it are turning. Today Mayn and the girl sat in the Press Site grandstand watching the white rocket three miles away at the edge of the sea as if it would go at last when they were ready, its sides steaming and the red gantry holding it at arm’s length; and the flat sea was as flat as the land. A blonde girl down in front of the grandstand suddenly looked away from the three in glasses and short-sleeved shirts with their laminated cards pinned to the pocket and searched the grandstand so intently that Mayn felt he missed a point; the blonde girl opened a giant sketch pad and showed the boys, looking at each of them, and made marks on her pad like writing, not drawing; and Mayn kept looking around for the man who was in his mind all the time from December — the South American gentleman — man from Chile whose words telescoped with some unformulable acceleration less to connect Mayn with Chile than, later, to mean he had to catch up irrationally with the Chilean (that’s not right) before his own life changed unrecognizably: so the Chilean was why Mayn came down for another launch, having already tried in vain to get in touch with a Hispanic Voice of America reporter to find out who, what, and where the Chilean was.