Ottessa Moshfegh - Eileen

“Of course I’m not embarrassed,” I told her. To declare this took more courage than I’d needed in years, for it required the brief removal of my mask of ice. “I completely agree with you.”

What is that old saying? A friend is someone who helps you hide the body — that was the gist of this new rapport. I sensed it immediately. My life was going to change. In this strange creature, I’d met my match, my kindred spirit, my ally. Already I wanted to extend my hand, slashed and ready to be shaken in a pact of blood, that was how impressionable and lonely I was. I kept my hands in my pockets, however. This marked the beginning of the dark bond which now paves the way for the rest of my story.

“Well good,” said Rebecca. “We have better things to do than worry about our figures. Though that’s not the popular opinion, wouldn’t you say?” She raised her eyebrows at me. She was really remarkably beautiful, so beautiful I had to avert my eyes. I wanted desperately to impress her, to elicit some clear indication from her that she felt as I did — we were two peas in a pod.

“I don’t care much about what’s popular,” I lied. I hadn’t ever been so brash before. Oh, I was a rebel.

“Well, look at you,” said Rebecca. She crossed her arms. “Rare to meet a young woman with so much gumption. You’re a regular Katharine Hepburn.” The comparison would have sounded like mockery if made by anyone else. But I wasn’t offended. I laughed, blushed. Rebecca laughed too, then shook her head. “I’m kidding,” she said. “I’m like that, too. I don’t give a rat’s ass what people think. But it is good if they think well of you. That has its advantages.”

We looked at each other and smiled, nodded sarcastically with widened eyes. Were we serious? It didn’t seem to matter. It was like all my secret misery had just then been converted into a powerful currency. I’m sure Rebecca saw right through my bravado, but I didn’t know that. I thought I was so smooth.

“See you around,” I said. I figured it was best not to come on too strong. We waved to each other and Rebecca flew off back through the office and up the hall like some exotic bird or flower, utterly misplaced in the dim fluorescent light. I walked mechanically, heel-toe, back to my desk, hands clasped behind my back, whistling nothing in particular, my world now transformed.

• • •

T hat afternoon I prepared certain phrases and responses to use on Rebecca. I was terribly concerned that she think well of me, that she understand I was not the provincial dolt I feared I appeared to be. Of course she knew I was a provincial dolt — I was that — but I thought at the time that I’d fooled her with some kind of radical point of view, what with our mutual distaste for large breasts, the cold wisdom of my gaze, my general attitude. I wasn’t radical at all. I was simply unhappy. So I sat at my desk and practiced my death mask — face in perfect indifference, no muscles twitching, eyes blank, still, brow furrowed ever so slightly. I had this childish idea that it is best when dealing with a new friend to withhold all opinions until the other puts forth her opinions first. Nowadays perhaps we’d call the attitude blasé. It is a peculiar posture of insecure people. They feel most comfortable denying any perspective whatsoever rather than proclaiming any allegiance or philosophy and risk rejection and judgment. I thought I had to bite my tongue and seem as aloof as possible until Rebecca set the rules of the game, so to speak. So if she were to ask me how I liked my job, I’d have shrugged and said, “It’s a paycheck.” If she asked me about my past I’d say, “Nothing really worth mentioning.” But I would allude to my mother’s death as though it were an event cloaked in mystery, as though she’d been slaughtered by the mob in some moonlit scene under a pier. Or maybe I’d killed her — snuffed the life out of her with a pillow and never told a soul until now. I had all kinds of made-up hooks I’d have used to snag her. If Rebecca wanted to know what my interests were, my hobbies, I’d say I read books, and if she wanted to know which, I’d say it was personal. I’d say that to me, reading was like making love, and I didn’t kiss and tell. I thought I was very cute. I figured, Rebecca being a teacher or whatever she was, she’d appreciate me as highly literary. Of course I couldn’t really discuss literature. It was easier for me to discuss the things that mattered in my own life. “Do you drink gin?” for example. If she wanted to know why I was curious, I’d shrug and say, “There’s something about people who like gin, and people who don’t.” And depending on her answer, I’d categorize gin drinkers either as idiots, or harbingers of great grief, or heroes. I pondered all this, but I knew I’d never have the guts to be so obnoxious. Rebecca was very intimidating to me.

“Yoo-hoo, Eileen. Time to sort the mail,” said Mrs. Murray, twiddling her fingers and snapping her gum. My stomach fluttered as I got to work. The clock snored on.

On my way down to the Christmas pageant in the afternoon, which I now seem to recall was in the chapel, I stopped in the ladies’ room to check my face in the mirror and apply more lipstick. I had a habit of wiping my face with the sleeve of my sweater to smear off the grease which got absorbed in the powder I used. I always had a fine row of pimples along my hairline, even after the more violent attacks of acne had subsided in my teenage years. My skin has always been problematic. Even now my rosacea flares up, and I’ve had gin blossoms since my late twenties, although I hardly ever drank gin, as I told you. Perhaps gin blossoms are my cross to bear, some kind of marker, penance. I like how I look now. But back then, I hated my face, oh, I was truly tortured by it. I smoothed my hair back and put on a heavy coat of Irreparable Red, blotted my lips with a paper towel, checked my teeth. They are small, childlike teeth, still, and they looked yellow in contrast to the lipstick I wore. I rarely smiled genuinely enough to forget to hold my lip down over my teeth. I think I’ve mentioned how my upper lip had a tendency to pull up my gums. Nothing came easily to me. Nothing.

When I used the toilet, I discovered that my monthly visitor had arrived, much to my disgust. In hindsight it’s a miracle that I menstruated at all, considering my wrought nerves and terrible nutrition. Not that I ever put my rugged fertility to good use. There was something once, but it went away before it turned into anything to write home about. And then another time, but I got rid of it. I can’t say I’m not sorry I never had any children, but there’s no use in regrets. That day at Moorehead, instead of going back to my locker for the proper supplies, I unspooled a length of paper towel to the floor, folded it up and stuck it in my underwear. It was dry and rough paper the color of shopping bags from the grocery store. This I remember since it contributed heavily to my self-consciousness as I walked down the halls, remembering suddenly — how had I forgotten? — that the boys, Randy, James even, might see me and stare directly at my rear end as I passed by. I might add that I didn’t wash my hands after using the toilet.

Despite the brutal misery of Moorehead, the way I picture the prison that day is less like a prison and more like a children’s nursery. The halls were decked thanks to the volunteers from the church who had come in over the weekend to stick up frightening hand-drawn portraits of Jesus and Santa Claus. Christmas has always been a charade and I refuse to acknowledge it now. It’s too painful. I remember a man I met in my thirties who bent my ear one night babbling about his happy childhood — presents under the tree, cocoa, puppies, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. There’s nothing I detest more than men with happy childhoods. Perhaps Dr. Frye thought Christmas was good for the psyche. He had always encouraged the boys to take part in holiday activities, like singing carols and making one another Christmas cards. That backfired every time, as the boys in the prison were humiliated by singing and would get into fights, calling each other names and laughing and pointing at whoever dared open his mouth. And whatever cards they received from one another were always loaded with threats and insults and pornographic drawings. I knew because the corrections officers would confiscate them, then show them around to the guards and other staff, then tell me — simply to humiliate me, I’m sure — to file them. “Marry fucking XXX-mas.” The rest of the year the boys were generally docile and dull. They were all on pills under Dr. Frye. Perhaps he’d let up on their prescriptions for the holidays. Otherwise they were heavily sedated and on strict diets.