Chuck Palahniuk - Pygmy

This now, same now during sister whisper, mummy Doris Lilly void nasal mucus out nostril so cling cupped tissue. Fill microphone terrible sound. Wipe face of sopping tissue, say, “At this time, I invite everyone who loved our beloved reverend to stand and come forward…” Say, “To make your last farewells…”

For official record, no citizen straighten legs for make stance.

Operative Magda cast eyeball upon this agent. Cat sister cast eye upon Magda.

Duration now, then now, then now, many lasting now, no citizen make stance. All retain seated.

According cat sister, whisper, recent audit, neurotoxin no accounted for. Sole clue, security record dictating Don Cedar frequent foray during nighttime. Violated facility night of today neurotoxin vanished. Upon toxin no longer resident, legal authority seize host father suspicion theft. Maximum incarcerate pending investigate.

Final operative Magda make straight legs. Emerge out end of bench. Legs Magda take stride routed central aisle, several stride so approaching casket decomposed devil.

Same now, female parentage clear-yellow bully, eye cast upon this agent. Married partner of arrested male Stonefield, eye fixated upon face operative me. Clenched hand female Stonefield, pinched between fingers sheet white-colored paper. Snared within clutches, white paper envelope.

Same now pig brother emerge out bench one side shrine aisle. That now, emerge female parentage Trevor out opposite bench entering central aisle. Two citizen meeting. Female say secret message, head tipped almost to contact hearing ear of pig dog brother. Host brother twisted ear so listen, hand pig brother rise so accept envelope, white envelope relinquished female finger.

Next then, both citizen stride aisle. Ranked among throng awaiting for pay last respects to packaged carcass.

Ranting skeleton Doris Lilly, trembling mask dead skin, wadded leather mask, say, “I feel certain our cherished recently departed reverend would agree when I say…” Say, “‘Words build bridges into unexplored regions.’”

Eyes historic venerated madam fixed atop face operative me. Withered eye matched eye this agent.

Awaiting visit casket, pig dog brother eviscerate white paper envelope, ogle letter sheet folded therein. Host brother reading letter.

Whisper cat sister protest, say, “He’s my dad. ” Say, “And pretty quick he’s going to be your dad, too.” Say, “We can’t just let him rot in jail. ”

Twisted mouth outlined red wax, pushed into microphone, repeat say Doris Lilly, ancient withered cadaver say, “‘Words … build … bridges … into … unexplored … regions…’”

Exact quote maniac chieftain, admirable guide Adolf Hitler.

Begins here thirty-first account of operative me, agent number 67, recall training session. On passed occasion practice physical education, ministry of health, city XXXXXX. Conducting resistance training Romanian dead lifts, Bulgarian split squats, XXXXXX, overhead press. Under observation, direct report revered director master health administrator XXXXXX.

Depict here standard studio strength training, cluttered infinite racks graduated iron metal weights. Fixed bars boasting fifty-pound, hundred-pound, two-hundred-pound resistance. Level bench equipped scaffold allowing press, military press, bend-over rowing. Concrete constructed all floor and wall. Clang numerous iron weight striking floor. Clank weight impacting other weight.

Grunting operative Bokara during heave weights. Grunt bellow misery such effort Otto. Gasp groan exertion operative Metro.

Lain flat atop surface bench, arms operative me, abductor muscles this agent resistance training burdened numerous hundreds pounds oppression. Repeated lift-lower metal units subject massive pull gravity, clanking disks of cast iron mounted either end sturdy bar. Crushing so burdened.

For official record, partnered during resistance training operative Magda. During bench press operative me, Magda stance astride face this agent, ready so to seize crushing bar burdened infinite weights at failure arms operative me. Regal crotch Magda looming above nose this agent, operative me rise, lower, rise, lower burdened metal bar, expanding pectoral muscle in noble service glorious state.

Expand, contract chest of this agent, during Magda say, trumpet encourage, say, “Throw aside shackles, comrade.” Say, “No endure silly weasel.” Say, “Permit no oppression Western nations crushing citizen skull.”

Bones operative me, muscles creak, joints pop. Tendon tremble under pain. Arms this agent heaving shivers, vibrate so ready fail. Rise burden. Lower burden. Breath trapped within rib cage. Face skin heated heavy blood glow.

Magda say, hiss say, “Suffer, slave bitch.” Say, “Squirm under boot heel American domination!” Shout say, “Struggle so resist American control, weak puppet!”

Operative Magda leaning own weight upon cast-iron plates skewered exercise bar, Magda say, “Suffer underfoot crushing pressure United State media, industry of degradation!” Pelvic floor of that agent settling so smother across nose operative me, Magda drive weight down to collapse sternum this agent, Magda shouting say, “Grinding gears Western colonial tyranny, masticating millstone imperialism…” Shout say, “Comrade!” Shout, “American hunger ravenous for macerate all global citizen!”

Laboring this agent for survive, resist knotted muscle Magda arm. Skull operative me pinched between thick, heavily scented, massive thighs, hard gluteal muscles operative Magda.

This agent no able breathe.

Both vast hypertrophy muscle arm of Magda, thick driving iron so collapse thorax operative me.

“Prepare, comrade,” say Magda. Say, “For become crushed beneath looming wheel ruthless Western ideology.”

Next then, door training chamber swing so no healed within wall. Reveal much revered director master health administrator, boot planted wide apart, fist resting atop iliac crest each hip bone. Visage casting eye upon all operative.

For official record, according rule, all present Tibor, Magda, Vaky, say in single voice unison, “Greetings, esteemed most revered director.” Operative Mang, Chernok, Tanek in unite voice say, “Accept, please, our gratitude for the wisdom you impart.”

Pinned beneath weighted bar, compressed rib cage of this agent, voice operative me say, croak, “Accept, please…” Heart muscle rupturing underneath such pressure. Lung collapsed such burden, say whisper, “… for the wisdom you impart.”

Director master bow head.

Operative all bow head.

Director master quote ample monarch, capacious tutor Adolf Hitler, say, “‘Hate is more lasting than dislike.’”

Boots stride small parade, polished black parade so attain center of chamber. Stance at focus all operative. Chest plated thick, victorious legacy many awarded medals. Director master appareled uniform draped epaulets heavy cords much gold braid. Shoulders sway gold fringe. Director hand vanish into chest of tunic, emerge bearing thick sheaf many paper.

Paper revealed as glossy photo. Vast collection numerous such photo.

Same current now, burly arms operative Magda, bulging muscles rescue this agent. Lift burden weighted bar. Deposit aloft safety rack.

Vision operative me swimming with stars. Raving galaxy stars. Deltoids, triceps, pectoral muscle this agent rendered flimsy rubber. Limbs remaindered slack with fatigue.

Gesture director master, requiring all present for gather. All operative approach.

Next now, top best esteemed director distribute glossy photo arrayed surface concrete floor. Commence pave floor using many such photographs. Creating expansive mosaic, expanding ever more large, growing area until require operative stride backward so allow space. Disburse more photograph, always more photograph.