David Baddiel - The Person Controller

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From the author of THE PARENT AGENCY comes a thrilling, funny and touching new adventure.Fred and Ellie are twins. But not identical (because that's impossible for a boy and a girl). They do like all the same things, though. Especially video games. Which they are very good at. They aren't that good, however, at much else – like, for example, football, or dealing with the school bullies.Then, they meet the Mystery Man, who sends them a video game controller, which doesn't look like any other controller they've ever seen. And it doesn't control any of their usual games. When the twins find out what it does control, though, it seems like the answer to all their problems. And the key to all their wildest dreams. At least it seems like that…

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“What browser are you using?” said their sort-of friend Stirling, one of the few other pupils at Bracket Wood who could often be found in the computer room. He was standing behind Ellie, peering at the screen.

“Browser?” said Ellie, not turning round. “I dunno. Safari?”

Stirling looked at his younger sister, Scarlet. They burst out laughing.

Safari! Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!” they said together.

Ellie raised her eyes at Fred, who raised his own back. Stirling and Scarlet were very technologically aware and very proud of it. This was one reason why, as far as Fred and Ellie were concerned, they were sort-of friends, rather than friends. fn1

“Is that wrong?” said Ellie.

“Well, it’s not wrong, but if you want to be truly up to speed …” said Stirling.

“… both design-wise and speed-wise,” said Scarlet. “As in download speed,” she added helpfully.

“Then I think we would suggest, wouldn’t we, Scarlet …?”

Scarlet nodded eagerly. “… Allegro?” she said. “Quicksmart? Protickle? Internet Wing-Ding? Paloma’s World? Browzzzer?”

“All great,” said Stirling. “But for me, top of the browser tree has to be, at this moment in time, Cyberdodo!”

“Oh, of course, Cyberdodo!”

“Never heard of it,” said Ellie.

“Where does it say that? Twitter?” said Fred.

“Twitter? Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!” they went.

“What are you, a pensioner ?” added Stirling. “No, Cyberdodo is what everyone recommends on …”

“… Instantgone?” said Scarlet. “Wizzstream? Quack? FaceTunnel? Pinterestingenough? Derkanpooderleck?”

Stirling shook his head. “… ChatWhiskers!”

“ChatWhiskers! Of course!”

Ellie, who had continued to stare at the screen while all this was going on, turned round at last. “Stirling. Scarlet. Can I ask you a question? Are you even on social media?”

They looked at each other. Then shook their heads.

“Are you in fact even allowed to use a computer without your parents’ supervision?”

Scarlet and Stirling looked at each other again. Then shook their heads.

Our mum says we can when were in Year Five said Scarlet quietly This was - фото 10

“Our mum says we can when we’re in Year Five,” said Scarlet quietly.

This was the other reason that Stirling and Scarlet were only sort-of friends: they were in Years Three and Two. They were eight and seven.

“OK, iBabies …” said Ellie, turning back round to the computer. “Then perhaps some of your recommendations can wait. At least until …”

“Well, well, well.”

This wasn’t said by Stirling or Scarlet. In fact, when Ellie and Fred turned round, Stirling and Scarlet had vanished.

Standing there instead were the other twins in the school: Isla and Morris Fawcett.

“Oh no,” said Fred.

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Like Fred and Ellie, Isla and Morris were twins; but also like them, a boy and a girl and therefore, also, non-identical twins. But, unlike Fred and Ellie, they were really obviously non-identical. Isla was very, very pretty, tall for her age and slim, with blue eyes and a tiny nose and long hair that she would sometimes sweep back across her face as if she was in a shampoo advert.

Morris looked like a badly shaven gorilla.

New pupils at the school therefore tended to be frightened of Morris Which - фото 12

New pupils at the school, therefore, tended to be frightened of Morris. Which they were right to be. But the person they really needed to be frightened of was Isla.

Because Morris and Isla Fawcett were the Bracket Wood school bullies. They prided themselves on it. They spent a lot of time working on their bullying style. They had even been heard to talk about their bullying brand . And within that brand, although Morris did more of the actual physical work – he covered Chinese burns, dead legs and wedgies – it was Isla who was the mastermind. fn1

“Go away,” said Ellie.

“I don’t think so,” said Isla, reaching over and turning the laptop screen towards her and her brother.

OoooOOOOooooo!! ” they said, both going up sarcastically on the middle OOOO .

Ellie raised her eyes to heaven. “How long have you two been practising that?” she said.

“About three day—”

“Shut up, Morris!” said Isla. “Anyway, I see you’re looking for video-game stuff, are you?”

“Yeah! Are you?” said Morris, who tended, when not exactly sure what to do re the whole bullying thing, just to repeat what Isla said.

“Well spotted!” said Ellie. “Thank God there’s a photo on the screen so that you could work that out. How would you have known if it was just words?”

“Very funny …” said Isla. “At least I can see it without glasses.”

“There’s nothing wrong with wearing glasses!”

“Oh, isn’t there? Shall we go and ask Rashid? If he likes girls with glasses ? Or, for that matter, girls with braces and pigtails and who still dress like they’re in Year One …?

Ellie blushed and looked away.

Rashid Khan was universally considered to be the most handsome boy in their class. More importantly, he was also universally considered to be the nicest boy in their class.

Now, Ellie wasn’t very interested in boys – she was much more interested in video games – but something about Rashid did make her feel a bit funny inside. A long time ago – back in Year Four, before Isla Fawcett had completely grown into the bully she now was – Ellie had stupidly confided this to her and now she was always worried that one day Isla was going to tell Rashid. Who, Ellie was sure, probably liked Isla, or at least girls who looked like Isla, more than Ellie anyway.

Fred, knowing that the mention of Rashid had embarrassed his sister, said: “Leave it, Isla.”

“Sorry, what was that?” said Isla, turning to him.

“Yeah, what was that?” said Morris, also turning to him.

It was true Fred hadn’t said it very loudly.

“Nothing,” said Fred.

“Oh, that’s very odd,” said Isla.

“Yeah. Odd. Very,” said Morris, improvising.

“Because I’m sure you said something. Was it maybe … something about being a boy who isn’t even as good at video games as his sister …?”

“Yeah! His sister !” said Morris.

Fred looked away, embarrassed.

Even though he didn’t mind at all that his sister was better than him at video games, he did mind people at school making fun of him for it. Which some did. Not because Ellie had told everyone, but because Eric, at Bracket Wood’s last parent-teacher evening, when asked by their form teacher, Miss Parr, what he thought Ellie’s particular talents were, had said: “Video games. You’d have thought that would’ve been the boy, but no, she’s the one with the magic fingers!!”

Unfortunately, Eric’s voice was very loud and booming, and everyone in their form room – and most of the rest of the school – had heard.

“In fact, Fred, you’re probably even worse at video games than you are at actual games!” said Isla.

“Yeah! Actual games!” said Morris.

“Like …” said Isla, turning to Morris.

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