Jim Smith - Barry Loser is the best at football NOT!

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The tenth book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER series.Perfect for readers aged 7-10 years old and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates,Dennis the Menace and Pamela Butchart's Wigglesbottom Primary series.Everyone at Barry’s school has gone football crazy, but Barry gets thrown out of the team (the Mogden Maniacs) for being completeerly rubbish. Then it turns out that his best friend Bunky is a super striker – so Barry becomes his manager. The cup final match is approaching and Bunky’s getting carried away with his football fame – can Barry keep his head in the game?Join everyone’s favourite Loser on his tenth hilarious adventure!Barry Loser: I am not a loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms is shortlisted for the Lollies Award 2017Don't miss the other funny books by Jim Smith: BARRY LOSERI am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doom Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser hates half termBarry Loser and the birthday billionsBarry Loser's ultimate book of keelnessBarry Loser’s Christmas Joke BookMy mum is a loserMy dad is a loserFuture Ratboy and the Attack of the Killer Robot GranniesFuture Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom NomsFuture Ratboy and the Quest for the Missing ThingyPraise for BARRY LOSER:'Twice as good as my other favourite book, Diary of a Wimpy Kid' Ben, aged 7 years'Hugely enjoyable, surreal chaos' Guardian'The review of the eight year old boy in our house … «Can I keep it to give to a friend?» Best recommendation you can get' Observer'I laughed so much, I thought I was going to burst!' Finbar, aged 9Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and bestselling BARRY LOSER series. He is also the author of the Barry Loser spin-off series, FUTURE RATBOY. He lives in London, and designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

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Guys guys guys I said in my Coach Loser voice which is just my normal - фото 48

‘Guys, guys, guys,’ I said in my Coach Loser voice, which is just my normal, regular voice. ‘Let’s try and support each other’s ideas, shall we?’

Bunky scratched his no-beard.

‘The Mogden Maniacs?’ he said, and I clicked my fingers.

Ive got it I cried The Mogden Maniacs Thats what I said muttered - фото 49

‘I’ve got it!’ I cried. ‘The Mogden Maniacs.’

‘That’s what I said,’ muttered Bunky.

‘Is it?’ I said. ‘Well shall we just go with my idea instead?’

Bunky squinted his tiny little brain getting all confused Erm okay - фото 50

Bunky squinted, his tiny little brain getting all confused. ‘Erm, o-kay . . .’ he said. ‘We should probably get on with some practice anyway.’

‘Good point, Captain,’ I said. ‘Everybody drop and give me a hundred.’

‘A hundred what?’ asked Stuart.

‘Press-ups, of keelse,’ I grinned.

Why dont you give ME a hundred pressups said Darren as Bunky got on the - фото 51

‘Why don’t you give ME a hundred press-ups?’ said Darren, as Bunky got on the ground and started pumping his arms up and down.

‘Good boy, Captain!’ I smiled, wondering if I was overdoing the whole Captain thing a bit.

‘One, two, three . . .’ he panted, his face going red.

Sharonella joined in Thats the spirit Shaz I boomed Shmendrix Smugly - фото 52

Sharonella joined in. ‘That’s the spirit, Shaz!’ I boomed. ‘Shmendrix, Smugly - don’t hold back. You too, Darrenofski!’

Stuart and his sort-of boss dropped to their knees next to Shazza. ‘One, two . . .’ gasped Gordon. ‘I’m doing this for the TEAM . . . three, four . . . not for YOU, Loser!’

‘That’s COACH Loser to you,’ I said.

If you say that one more time said Darren not finishing his sentence - фото 53

‘If you say that one more time . . .’ said Darren, not finishing his sentence.

‘Right, that’s a hundred more press-ups for you, Darrenofski,’ I shouted. ‘What are you, a Maniac or a mouse?’

I was really beginning to get into this being a coach thing.

Darren looked down at the ball in his hands You want me to act like a - фото 54

Darren looked down at the ball in his hands. ‘You want me to act like a maniac?’ he asked.

‘Yes please,’ I smiled.

And he booted the ball right at my shnozzle.

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