СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - Wopanda Chinyengo. Wofufuza woseketsa

– Ayi, itengereni kuzizira. Tifufuza nkhani yayikulu, osati kuthamangitsa mbuzizo, posaka nkhuku ndi ng’ombe zotaika. Ndipo, tikamupeza, tidzasunthidwa…

– Kumakhala kuti kumwamba?

– Opusa, kulibe mizinda kumwamba, Ku America.

– Ndipo tidzayang’ana chiyani? Kodi chikufunika kupezeka kuti chititumize ku America ndi chiyani?

– Tikuyang’ana mphuno…

– Ndi mphuno ya yani? – Harutun sanamvetsetse.

Ottila anakwera patebulo ndi kupita kutsidya lina, pafupi ndi Corporate. Adakhala pansi ndikukhomerera miyendo yake, ndikucheza nawo.

.., Mwachidule.. – adayamba ndi liwu limodzi.

– Ndipo bwanji, mu kunong’onyeka ndiye?

– Nerd, mpikisano. Mlanduwu ukhoza kuchotsedwa ndi a Feed.

– Ahhh! Ndinazindikira cartridge.

– Ndiye, manja. Heh, ozizira! Ndine «cartridge», ndipo ndinu «malaya». Ndipo cartridge imayikidwa m’manja. Hahaha Ndizoseketsa

– Ayi. Amayikamo chipolopolo.

– Chiyani, anzeru? Ndipo mukudziwa kuti m’dziko lathu aliyense ndi wanzeru – osauka komanso osauka. Kodi mukufuna kusintha? Ndiye mverani, sindikufotokozera kawiri. Malo oyera sakhala opanda kanthu. Ndipo malo anu, osati Oyera Oyera.. Kodi mukudziwa kuti ndi anthu angati osowa m’mudzi mwathu omwe akufuna kuti akuchitireni ufulu wanu?

Harutun adatupa m’maso chifukwa cha mantha ndikugwetsa misozi.

– Pepani, cartridge, osati chipolopolo chimayikidwa mu malaya, koma cartridge.

– , Ndiye, mverani, kuchuluka kwake, ndifotokoze mwachidule: Eeee… kodi udawerengapo Gogol?

– Adamwa mogul.

– Mukundibera?

– Zinali nthabwala. Ndinawonera makanema nawo omwe amatenga nawo mbali.

– Ndizabwino. Kodi mudawonera kanema wonena za NOS?

– Za mphuno ya ndani?

– Chabwino, osati za zako? … – Ottila adalumphira patebulo, – Humor kachiwiri?

– Mnn, inde! – nkhalamba idayimirira mwachidwi. Ottila adayang’anitsitsa mtengo wa bizinesiyo ndipo, ndi maso opupuluma, adakweza mutu wake, ndikuponyera mutu wake kumapeto ndipo adangowona tulo tofa nato.

– Khalani gonana… adafuwula. Wogwira ntchitoyo adakhala pachiwopsezo.

– Ndinakumbukira. Kathumba… apa ndipomwe bambo adataya mphuno…

– Mukukumbukiridwa?

– Ndizotheka!!

– Chifukwa chake tim’funa. Mwiniwake … – Ndipo Ottila adakankhira chala padenga. – adandifunsa theka la tsiku. Adandipempha kwambiri kuti inenso ndiyankhe nkhaniyi. M’malo molankhula, adachita kudziletsa.

– Mulungu?

– Ayi, chitsiru iwe, Marshal. Nuuu, mulungu wathu. Anatinso kuti palibe munthu wofunika … – Ottila adalumpha ndikugwada, ndikuyimirira pansi ndikuyendetsa zinthu.

– Ndipo tidzamuyang’ana bwanji. Iyi ndi nkhani?! Komanso, adamwalira.

– ndi ndani?

– Eya, awa, otchuka adamwalira kale… ndipo Gogol ndiye mboni yayikulu, yemweyo… chabwino, wakufa.?! Uku si nthabwala.. Ahhh?

– Chitsiru. – Chidacho chidalumphira kuchokera pamphumi pa Incephalopath. – Tidzayang’ana chipilala pa bolodi lamkuwa lomwe linabedwa. Pali anthu opanda nyumba kapena akhwangwala. Zomwezo, chipilala ku NOSU, ndipo mwina… malo akale.!?

– Ndipo ndani azikhala pano?

– Isolde ndi Izzy pa wamkulu.

– Kodi akadali ocheperako?

– Palibe kanthu kakang’ono, ndimadziwa kale mkazi wazaka zake.

– Pa izi, malingaliro ambiri sofunikira: ayikeni, mate ndikumapita…

– Mudziwa bwanji, kudziwa bwanji…

– Ayi, mlonda, nditha kukhala, mtima wanga ndi wofooka…

– Palibe, kuno ku St. Petersburg mudzapumira mpweya komanso mpweya wabwino.

Harutun amafunabe kunena kanthu kuti akhalebe ndi mkazi wa Klop, koma adaganizirana ndikuyang’ana kumbali yakuwombera ziwiri mchira wake ndikumakankhira kachidindo mu nsalu ya thalauza lake ndi chala chake.

– Mukufuna kunena chiyani? – mwachipongwe, akung’ung’udza m’maso mwake, adafunsa Ottila.

– ndilibe ndalama kapena mankhwala.

– Chabwino, izi ndizotheka kusintha. Chilichonse chimalipira bajeti. Ngati tapeza mphuno.

– Ndipo ngati sitipeza?

– Ndipo ngati sitiyipeza, ndalama zonse zichotsedwa… kuchokera kwa inu.

– Zingatheke bwanji?

– Ndipo. Ngati mukufunsabe mafunso opusa, mutha kutaya ntchito. Muli nazo?

– Uko nkulondola, wamvetsetsa. Tipita liti?

– Funso lopusa. Tiyenera kukhala tili kale kumeneko. Tiyeni tsopano!

– Ndipo posachedwapa nchiyani? Sikuti ndanyamula sutukesi yanga?

– Tiyenera kukhala okonzeka nthawi zonse. Mumadziwa komwe mumapeza ntchito… Panjira, chinthu chomwecho…

– Chiyani?

– Sindinanyamula sutukesi yanga. Inde, sitikufuna. Mukafika, gulani zomwe mukufuna. Ndili ndi khadi yakubanki.

– Ndipo ngati palibe ndalama zokwanira?

– Adzaponyera. – mobwerezabwereza wapolisi wachigawo adakankhira chala padenga ndipo atavala zodumphadumpha, ndikumagwiritsa ntchito zina, kukwera patebulopo, ndikugwedeza phazi kutsogolo kwa mphuno ya mnzake. Adafika pamapazi ake ndikuwoloka tebulo poyenda kuchokera ku Arutun kupita pampando wake. Misozi ndikuyamba kupita kutuluka.

– mwakhala kuti? tiyeni tizipita! – natambasulira dzanja lake, – ndipo, ngati kuti limodzi ndi St.

Anasiya linga, kusiya cholembera pakhomo lokhalo:

«Osadandaula. Tinanyamuka kuti tikatumikire ku St. Petersburg. Mukukhala m’malo a Incephalate, ndi Izya – m’malo mwa ine.. Me!»

Ndipo pansi pali kuwonjezera pamwambo wina:

«Pepani, Pupsik, ndibwerera momwe ndiyenera! Pomwe Flea wanu akuyenda. Ndidikirire ndipo ndidzabweranso. Mwina wina…»

Izya adawerenga cholembedwacho, ndipo, polemba pa pepalali pamanja a abambo ake ndi Intsefalopat, adabisala m’thumba mwake ndikufafaniza zomwe zidalemba pakhomo.

– Chabwino, mbuzi yakale, wapeza. – Ndinatenga foni yanga yam’manja ndikutumiza SMS kwa bambo anga. Kenako analowa mnyumbayo ndi kulembera mayi ake. Amawerenga ndikusinthana.

Muloleni iye akwere. Tidzalowe m’malo mwake. Ndipo palibe mawu onena za kupitiriza kwa abambo. Muli nazo?

– Zachidziwikire, amayi, ndikumvetsetsa… Ndipo tiyeni titenge nkhumba kwa mphunzitsi wamkulu, ahh? adanenanso.

– ndindani? Tiyenera kuchita chilichonse molingana ndi charter ndi chilungamo.

– Ndipo amandilankhulira mwachilungamo?

– Ndiwotsogolera. Amadziwa bwino. Ndipo iye yekha adzalungamitsidwa pamaso pa Mulungu.

– Kodi ndi amene amakhomera khoma muofesi?

– Pafupifupi. Pamenepo papachika Iron Felike, womuyang’anira. Chabwino, pitani mukachitire homuweki yanu.

– ndinatero. Amayi, ndingathe kuyenda pamtsinje?

– Pitani, koma kumbukirani, mwana wagalu: kumira, musabwere kunyumba. Ndikupha… Kodi wapha?

– Inde. – Izzy adafuwula ndikusowa kuseri kwa chitseko…

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– Ayi, mlonda, nditha kukhala, mtima wanga ndi wofooka…

– Palibe, kuno ku St. Petersburg mudzapumira mpweya komanso mpweya wabwino.

Harutun amafunabe kunena kanthu kuti akhalebe ndi mkazi wa Klop, koma adaganizirana ndikuyang’ana kumbali yakuwombera ziwiri mchira wake ndikumakankhira kachidindo mu nsalu ya thalauza lake ndi chala chake.

– Mukufuna kunena chiyani? – mwachipongwe, akung’ung’udza m’maso mwake, adafunsa Ottila.

– ndilibe ndalama kapena mankhwala.

– Chabwino, izi ndizotheka kusintha. Chilichonse chimalipira bajeti. Ngati tapeza mphuno.

– Ndipo ngati sitipeza?

– Ndipo ngati sitiyipeza, ndalama zonse zichotsedwa… kuchokera kwa inu.

– Zingatheke bwanji?

– Ndipo. Ngati mukufunsabe mafunso opusa, mutha kutaya ntchito. Muli nazo?

– Uko nkulondola, wamvetsetsa. Tipita liti?

– Funso lopusa. Tiyenera kukhala tili kale kumeneko. Tiyeni tsopano!

– Ndipo posachedwapa nchiyani? Sikuti ndanyamula sutukesi yanga?

– Tiyenera kukhala okonzeka nthawi zonse. Mumadziwa komwe mumapeza ntchito… Panjira, chinthu chomwecho…