George Effinger - A Fire in the Sun

I chewed my lip thoughtfully. Talking to Kmuzu was like addressing a mythical oracle: I had to be sure to phrase my questions with absolute precision, or I’d get nonsense for an answer. I began simply. “Kmuzu, you are my slave, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” he said.

“You obey me?”

“I obey you and the master of the house, yaa Sidi.”

“Not necessarily in that order, though.”

“Not necessarily,” he admitted.

“Well, I’m gonna give you a plain, unambiguous command. You won’t have to clear it with Papa because he suggested it to me in the first place. I want you to find a vacant apartment somewhere in the house, preferably far away from this one, and install my mother comfortably. I want you to spend the entire day seeing to her needs. When I get home from work, I’ll need to talk to her about her plans for the future, so that means she gets no drugs and no alcohol.”

Kmuzu nodded. “She could not get those things in this house, yaa Sidi.”

I’d had no problem smuggling my Pharmaceuticals in, and I was sure Angel Monroe had her own emergency supply hidden somewhere too. “Help her unpack her things,” I said, “and take the opportunity to make sure she’s checked all her intoxicants at the door.”

Kmuzu gave me a thoughtful look. “You hold her to a stricter standard than you observe yourself,” he said quietly.

“Yeah, maybe,” I said, annoyed. “Anyway, it’s not your place to mention it.”

“Forgive me, yaa Sidi.”

“Forget it. I’ll drive myself to work today.”

Kmuzu didn’t like that, either. “If you take the car,” he said, “how can I bring your mother from the hotel?”

I smiled slowly. “Sedan chair, oxcart, hired camel caravan, I don’t care. You’re the slave, you figure it out. See you tonight.” On my desk was yet another thick envelope stuffed with paper bills. One of Friedlander Bey’s little helpers had let himself into my apartment while I’d been downstairs. I took the envelope and my briefcase and left before Kmuzu could come up with another objection.

My briefcase still held the cell-memory file on Abu Adil. I was supposed to have read through it last night, but I never got around to it. Hajjar and Shaknahyi were probably going to be griped, but I didn’t care. What could they do, fire me?

I drove first to the Budayeen, leaving my car on the boulevard and walking from there to Laila’s modshop on Fourth Street. Laila’s was small, but it had character, crammed between a dark, grim gambling den and a noisy bar that catered to teenage sexchanges. The moddies and daddies in Laila’s bins were covered with dust and fine grit, and generations of small insects had met their Maker among her wares. It wasn’t pretty, but what you got from her most of the time was good old honest value. The rest of the time you got damaged, worthless, even dangerous merchandise. You always felt a little rush of adrenalin before you chipped one of Laila’s ancient and shopworn moddies directly into your brain.

She was always — always — chipped in, and she never stopped whining. She whined hello, she whined goodbye, she whined in pleasure and in pain. When she prayed, she whined to Allah. She had dry black skin as wrinkled as a raisin, and straggly white hair. Laila was not someone I liked to spend a lot of time with. She was wearing a moddy this morning, of course, but I couldn’t tell yet which one. Sometimes she was a famous Eur-Am film or holo star, or a character from a forgotten novel, or Honey Pilar herself. Whoever she was, she’d yammer. That was all I could count on.

“How you doing, Laila?” I said. There was the acrid bite of ammonia in her shop that morning. She was squirting some ugly pink liquid from a plastic bottle up into the corners of the room. Don’t ask me why.

She glanced at me and gave me a slow, rapturous smile. It was the look you get only from complete sexual satisfaction or from a large dose of Sonneine. “Marid,” she said serenely. She still whined, but now it was a serene whine.

“Got to go out on patrol today, and I thought you might have—”

“Marid, a young girl came to me this morning and said, ‘Mother, the eyes of the narcissus are open, and the cheeks of the roses are red with blushing! Why don’t you come outside and see how beautifully Nature has adorned the world!’ ”

“Laila, if you’ll just give me a minute—”

“And I said to her, ‘Daughter, that which delights you will fade in an hour, and what profit will you then have in it? Instead, come inside and find with me the far greater beauty of Allah, who created the spring.” Laila finished her little homily and looked at me expectantly, as if she were waiting for me either to applaud or collapse from enlightenment.

I’d forgotten religious ecstasy. Sex, drugs, and religious ecstasy. Those were the big sellers in Laila’s shop, and she tested them all out personally. You had her personal Seal of Approval on every moddy.

“Can I talk now? Laila?”

She stared at me, swaying unsteadily. Slowly she reached one scrawny arm up and popped the moddy out. She blinked a couple of times, and her gentle smile disappeared. “Get you something, Marid?” she said in her shrill voice.

Laila had been around so long, there was a rumor that as a child she’d watched the imams lay the foundation of the Budayeen’s walls. But she knew her moddies. She knew more about old, out-of-print moddies than anyone else I’ve ever met. I think Laila must have had one of the world’s first experimental implants, because her brain had never worked quite right afterward. And the way she still abused the technology, she should have burnt out her last gray cells years ago. She’d withstood cerebral torture that would have turned anyone else into a drooling zombie. Laila probably had a tough protective callus on her brain that prevented anything from penetrating. Anything at all.

I started over from the beginning. “I’m going out on patrol today, and I was wondering if you had a basic cop moddy.”

“Sure, I got everything.” She hobbled to a bin near the back of the store and dug around in it for a moment. The bin was marked “Prussia/Poland/Breulandy.” That didn’t have anything to do with which moddies were actually in there; Laila’d bought the battered dividers and scuffed labels from some other kind of shop that was going out of business.

She straightened up after a few seconds, holding two shrink-wrapped moddies in her hand. “This is what you want,” she said.

One was the pale blue Complete Guardian moddy I’d seen other rookie cops wearing. It was a good, basic piece of procedural programming that covered almost every conceivable situation. I figured that between the Half-Hajj’s mean-mother moddy and the Guardian, I was covered. “What’s this other one?” I asked.

“A gift to you at half price. Dark Lightning. Only this version’s called Wise Counselor. It’s what I was wearing | when you came in.”

I found that interesting. Dark Lightning was a Nipponese idea that had been very popular fifty or sixty years ago. You sat down in a comfortable padded chair, and Dark Lightning put you instantly into a receptive trance. Then it presented you with a lucid, therapeutic dream. Depending on Dark Lightning’s analysis of your current emotional state, it could be a warning, some advice, or a mystical puzzle for your conscious mind to work on.

The high price of the contraption kept it a curiosity among the wealthy. Its Far Eastern fictions — Dark Lightning usually cast you as a contemptuous Nipponese emperor in need of wisdom, or an aged Zen monk begging sublimely in the snow — limited its appeal still further. Lately, however, the Dark Lightning idea had been revived by the growth of the personality module market. And now apparently there was an Arabic version, called Wise Counselor.