Джефф Вандермеер - The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities

Additional text: caption for Jake von Slatt image in the introduction, “demonstrating the doctor’s commitment to the future,” copyright © 2011 Annalee Newitz; caption for “Bear Gun/Taxidermy Gun” at beginning of “A Brief Catalog” copyright © by Adam Mills. “Disgruntled Artifacts” text attributed to Rikki Ducornet (with her permission) in “A Brief Catalog” copyright © 2011 Jeff VanderMeer.

In order of appearance in the anthology:

“The Electrical Neurheographiton” copyright © 2011 by Minister Faust

“St. Brendan’s Shank” copyright © 2011 by Kelly Barnhill

“The Auble Gun” copyright © 2011 by Will Hindmarch

“Dacey’s Patent Automatic Nanny” copyright © 2011 by Ted Chiang

“Threads” copyright © 2011 by Carrie Vaughn

“Ambrose and the Ancient Spirits of East and West” by Garth Nix

“Relic” copyright © 2011 by Jeffrey Ford

“Lord Dunsany’s Teapot” copyright © 2011 by Naomi Novik

“Lot 558: Shadow of My Nephew by Wells, Charlotte” copyright © 2011 by Holly Black

“A Short History of Dunkelblau’s Meistergarten” copyright © 2011 by Tad Williams

“Addison Howell and the Clockroach” copyright © 2011 by Cherie Priest

“Sir Ranulph Wykeham-Rackham, GBE, a.k.a. Roboticus the All-Knowing” copyright © 2011 by Lev Grossman

“Shamalung (The Diminutions)” copyright © 2011 by Michael Moorcock

“Pulvadmonitor: The Dust’s Warning” copyright © 2011 by China Miéville

“The Very Shoe” copyright © 2011 by Helen Oyeyemi

“The Gallows-horse” copyright © 2011 by Reza Negarestani

“The Thing in the Jar” copyright © 2011 by Michael Cisco

“The Singing Fish” copyright © 2011 by Amal El-Mohtar

“The Armor of Sir Locust” copyright © 2011 by Stepan Chapman

“A Key to the Castleblakeney Key” copyright © 2011 by Caitlín R. Kiernan

“Taking the Rats to Riga” copyright © 2011 by Jay Lake

“The Book of Categories” copyright © 2011 by Charles Yu

“Objects Discovered in a Novel Under Construction” copyright © 2011 by Alan Moore

“1929: The Singular Taffy Puller” copyright © 2011 by N. K. Jemisin

“1943: A Brief Note Pertaining to the Absence of One Olivaceous Cormorant, Stuffed” copyright © 2011 by Rachel Swirsky

“1963: The Argument Against Louis Pasteur” copyright © 2011 by Mur Lafferty

“1972: The Lichenologist's Visit” copyright © 2011 by Ekaterina Sedia

“1995: Kneel” copyright © 2011 by Brian Evenson

“2000: Dr. Lambshead’s Dark Room” copyright © 2011 by S. J. Chambers

“2003: The Pea” copyright © 2011 by Gio Clairval

The flash fictions in “A Brief Catalog of Additional Items” are copyright © 2011 to the writer noted in parentheses at the end of each entry: Hugh Alter, Charlie Jane Anders, Julie Andrews, Christopher Begley, Jayme Lynn Blaschke, Nickolas Brienza, Tucker Cummings, Kaolin Imago Fire, Jess Gulbranson, Jennifer Harwood-Smith, Willow Holser, Rhys Hughes, Incognitum (aka Reza Negarestani), Paul Kirsch, Michael J. Larson, Graham Lowther, Claire Massey, Tony Mileman, Adam Mills, Annalee Newitz, Ignacio Sanz, Steven M. Schmidt, Grant Stone, Norman Taber (aka Dr. Galubrious), Brian Thill, Nick Tramdack, Nicholas Troy, Tom Underberg, Horia Ursu, William T. Vandemark, Kali Wallace, Tracie Welser, Amy Willats, Nadine Wilson, Ben Woodard.

Best American Fantasy 1

(with Matthew Cheney)

Best American Fantasy 2

(with Matthew Cheney)

The New Weird

Steampunk

Fast Ships, Black Sails

Last Drink Bird Head:

Flash Fiction for Literacy

The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals

Steampunk Reloaded

The Weird

Books by Jeff VanderMeer

FICTION

Dradin, in Love

The Book of Lost Places

Veniss Underground

City of Saints & Madmen

Secret Life

Shriek: An Afterword

The Situation

Secret Lives

Predator: South China Sea

Finch

The Third Bear

The Three Quests of the

Wizard Sarnod

NONFICTION AND

ANTHOLOGIES

Leviathan 1 (with Luke O’Grady)

Leviathan 2 (with Rose Secrest)

Leviathan 3 (with Forrest Aguirre)

Album Zutique

The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide

to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases

(with Mark Roberts)

Why Should I Cut Your Throat?

Booklife: Strategies & Survival Tips

for the 21st Century Writer

Monstrous Creatures: Explorations

of Fantasy

The Steampunk Bible

(with S. J. Chambers)

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