Ben Aaronovitch - Moon Over Soho

I looked over to where my mum was standing in her Sunday best nervously shifting her weight from one foot to the other. She gave me a little wave and I indicated that I was going outside to wait for Simone. She nodded and followed me out.

That late in September it was getting dark before seven, but the clouds had held off and the last of the sunshine painted the brick front of the lock a golden orange. I saw Simone step down from Chalk Farm Road, wave happily, and then sashay over on a pair of high-heeled sling-backs, the sort that my mum buys occasionally but never wears. It was obviously ’80s night because her hair was piled under a broad-brimmed hat and the transparent top she was wearing was only street-legal because she had her jacket buttoned up.

I turned to my mum. “Mum, this is Simone.”

She said nothing, which wasn’t what I expected. Then she balled her fists and strode past me.

“Get away, you bitch,” she screamed.

Simone skittered to a halt, stared at Mum bearing down at her and then at me. Before I could move, my mum reached her and fetched Simone such a tremendous open-hand slap that she went reeling backward.

“Get away,” shouted my mum.

Simone stepped back, shock and outrage on her face, a pale hand covering the cheek where she’d been struck. I rushed forward to stop Mum, but before I could reach her she’d grabbed Simone’s hair with her left hand and was yanking at her jacket with her right. Simone was screaming and flailing, trying to get away as my mum shredded the gauze top with her fingers.

You don’t just hit your mum, even when she’s attacking your girlfriend. And you don’t rugby-tackle her, knock her to the floor, put her in an armlock, or any of the various techniques I was trained to use on violent suspects. I settled for grabbing her by the wrists and yelling “Stop” in her ear as loud as I could.

She let go of Simone, who staggered to safety, and whirled to face me.

“What are you doing?” my mum demanded and shook my hands free of her wrists. Then she reached up and slapped me around the face. “I said what are you doing?”

“What am I doing?” I asked. “What the fuck are you doing?”

That got me another slap, but this one was perfunctory and didn’t make my ears ring. “How dare you bring that witch here,” she said.

I looked around but Simone had sensibly scarpered by that point.

“Mum,” I shouted. “Mum, what’s going on?”

She spat something in Krio, using words that I’d certainly never heard before. Then she drew herself up and spat on the ground. “Stay away from her,” she said. “She is a witch. She was after your father and now she is after you.”

“What do you mean, after my father?” I asked. “After Dad — what?”

My mum gave me the same look she always gives me when I ask what she considers a blindingly obvious question. Now that Simone was out of sight Mum seemed to be calming down.

“She was after your father when I met him,” she said.

“Met him where?”

“When I met him,” she said slowly. “Before you were a baby.”

“Mum,” I said. “She’s the same age as I am. How could she possibly be around when you met Dad.”

“This is what I am trying to tell you,” said my mum matter-of-factly. “She is an evil witch.”

I FOUND her sitting on the pavement outside the piercing shop that’s next to the KFC. She must have seen me coming, because she leapt to her feet, hesitated for a moment, then spun and started walking away. In those heels it wasn’t hard for me to catch up. I called her name.

“Stop looking at me,” she said.

“I can’t stop myself.”

She halted and, before she could protest, I put my arms around her. She hugged me back and pressed her face against my chest. She sobbed once, caught herself, and took a deep breath.

“What on earth was all that about?” she asked.

“That was my mum,” I said. “She can get a little bit excitable.”

She pulled back and looked up at me. “But the things she said — I don’t understand how she could think I was — what did she think I was doing?”

“She’s on medication,” I said.

“I don’t understand,” said Simone. “What does that mean?”

“She’s not well,” I said.

“Are you saying she’s mad?” she asked.

I looked appropriately stricken. “Oh,” said Simone. “Poor thing, poor you. I don’t suppose we can go back.”

I realized that people were watching us from inside the KFC. Perhaps they thought we were street theater.

“And I was so looking forward to hearing your dad play,” she said.

“There’ll be other gigs,” I said. “Let me offer you an evening’s entertainment chez Peter.”

“Not the chaise longue again,” she said. “I’ve still got a crick in my back.”

“I laid in some cake.”

“That’s suspicious,” she said. “Almost as if you were expecting company after the gig. Who were you planning to take home?”

I kept my arm around her shoulders and guided her down the road toward Camden Town. “I don’t care for your tone, young lady,” I said.

“Where did you get the cake?” she asked. “Tesco?”

“Marks & Spencer,” I said.

She sighed and her arm tightened around my waist. “You know me so well.”

I hailed a black cab to take us back to the Folly. It seemed the safest thing to do.

When we got back to the coach house she took a moment to fix her face in my emergency shaving mirror.

“Do I look frightful?” she said. “I simply can’t tell with this teeny-weeny mirror.”

I said she looked beautiful, which she did. The imprint of my mother’s hand, which had still been a livid red on her cheek in the cab, was beginning to fade and she’d reapplied her lipstick. There was enough left of the transparent top she was wearing to make me want to tear off the rest and my desire was making me hot and queasy. I concentrated on queueing up the right playlist on my iPod and making sure that it was plugged into the speakers.

“I promised you cake,” I said as she advanced on me.

Simone wasn’t to be distracted that easily. “Cake later,” she said and slipped her arms around my waist, one hand sliding under my shirt. I reached out and pressed play on the iPod.

“What’s this?” she asked as the music began to play.

“Coleman Hawkins,” I said. “ ‘Body and Soul.’ ” It was the wrong first track. It was supposed to be Billie Holiday.

“Is it?” she asked. “You see, it just doesn’t sound real when it’s recorded.”

I slipped my hand under her jacket and pulled her against me. The skin of her back felt feverish under my palm. “This is better,” she said and then she leaned forward and bit the top button right off the front of my shirt.

“Hey,” I said.

“Fair’s fair,” she said.

“Did you ever hear him play?” I asked. “Coleman?”

“Oh yes,” she breathed. “People always wanted this song — it used to make him quite cross.” She pinged off another button and kissed my bared chest. I felt her tongue trace a line down my breastbone.

I smelled it then. The scent of honeysuckle, and behind that, broken brick and smashed wood. How could I have ever thought it was her perfume?

“Did Cyrus play ‘Body and Soul’?” I asked.

“Who’s Cyrus?” she said and bit off a third button. I was running out of buttons.

“You used to go out with him,” I said. “You used to live at his house.”

“Did I? It seems so long ago,” she said and kissed my chest. “I used to love watching them play.”

“Who are they?”