Sadie Allison: Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

Welcome to the book thats all about your guy’s pickle.

Whether it’s sweet, dill, candied or kosher—now that you’re between the covers, let’s call it precisely what it is: a penis .

For all of society’s fixations and infatuations, it’s odd there’s never been an instructional handbook on the penis for the millions who’d surely appreciate it: women. Haven’t you got a few dangling penis questions you’ve always been curious to get to the bottom of?

Such as, “What does he REALLY want me to do to it?”

Then fasten your seatbelt! I’m about to bring you as close to understanding the penis as you can get without actually having one,As America’s Pleasure Coach, I’ve spent years looking behind the bulge—asking, touching, playing, investigating, fondling—and I’m here to report to you on everything I’ve uncovered.

I’ll show ’n tell exactly what most guys want, hope and dream you’ll do (and a few things they pray you don’t! ). Then you can decide to try the things that turn you on, too—even if your own guy is too quiet, polite or shy to ask.

You have my personal guarantee: He won’t know what hit him—and what got into you!

Class is now in session, I’m Sadie, your Personal Pleasure Coach, and I’ll be showing you some pretty exciting stuff. So please get comfortable, open your mind, let go of those inhibitions, and get ready to experience orgasmic new passions.

If penis pleasing is relatively new to you, Congratulations! You’re about to discover the secrets some women never learn in a lifetime. If you’re experienced, Welcome! You’re sure to see lots of exotic new techniques that will melt your lover into your hands. If you’re gay— Hel-LOo-o! You’ll pick up some great pointers here, too. And if you’re the object of our affection— come up here so the whole class can admire you!

Penis School has no tests and no report cards (but pop quizzes may spring up at any time!). Try only what you’re comfortable doing, and advance at your own pace. Talk. Experiment. Laugh. Love. Practice. Improvise. Orgasm.And when you find what works for him—and you— do it again!

Whether you’re dating for now or mating for life, no matter what your looks, age or physique, you’re going to learn how to keep “that glow” in your lover’s eyes while you start feeling even sexier inside.And whether your relationship is bumpy or blissful, you’ll see how it can be a lot more loving and affectionate—inside the bedroom and out.

So relax. Take a deep breath and begin on the next page. I hope you’ll enjoy attending Penis School as much as you enjoy doing the homework!

IMPORTANT: The first lesson of Penis School is safer sex . Be sure to read, understand and practice everything in the Appendix Appendix Safer, Cleaner, Healthier Sex W ith sex comes risk. No human being on earth is immune to today’s menu of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs)—including you. You must protect yourself. To practice safe sex means to keep the bodily fluids that can transmit STDs totally separate (blood, semen and vaginal juices). Being prepared shows that you are considerate and that you care about yourself. Your safest path is to stay totally monogamous—and to get tested to be sure both you and your guy are free of any hidden STDs. But you’ll still need to practice birth control to avoid unwanted pregnancies. The good news is that many of the erotic techniques in this book are designed to keep sex about as safe as sex can get. You’re pretty safe kissing, licking, nibbling, sucking and massaging your guy everywhere but his private parts. You’re pretty safe giving him the wildest skin-on-skin handjobs you can dream up. And when he rolls on a latex condom, you’re pretty safe giving him the world’s most orgasmic blowjobs. before engaging in any sex play.

I’ll bet you could fill a week’s worth of Happy Hours telling me about all the headaches that bring you down.

But are you letting those daily distractions follow you into the bedroom ? Do you and your guy climb into bed every night only to conk out? What happened to love? What happened to lovemaking ? What’s happening to your love life?

What if—out of the blue—you initiate a master plan to rekindle your love life? What if the centerpiece is a daring new passion for your guy’s penis? What if you start dazzling him with exotic new strokes, touches and licks that render him speechless with mind-blowing orgasms ? Would you get his attention? Would you reignite desire? Do I even have to ask?!?

Yet I guarantee that NONE of my erotic advice will work for you if you can’t put yourself into “The Moment.” So ask yourself: are passion, pleasure, romance, affection, love and orgasms what you want in your life?

Good! Then let’s get into “The Moment.”

Ohhh, that feels good… I wonder why the car was making that funny noise … Yes!! More of that… What time are the kids coming home?… Faster, faster, harder, THERE!… I hope he isn’t staring at my butt…

Does your mind scan faster than a couch potato with a TV remote? Would you agree it’s difficult to enjoy sex when worries, anxieties and hang-ups keep crashing your party? You’ve come down with a case of the PITs—Pleasure Interrupting Thoughts —a common problem among both women and men.

What’s the answer? Start making a conscious effort to tune out the negative PITs at the exact moment they intrude. Don’t let them rob you of your lusty moments together. Focus only on how good you’re feeling—and how good you make him feel. That’s what being in “The Moment” means-it’s truly empowering.

Are you battling any of the following Pleasure Interrupting Thoughts? Then here are some easy ways to turn them around. Remember: focusing on your PITs only draws attention to them. Instead, draw attention only to what turns you on!