Sadie Allison - Tickle His Pickle - Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

If your lover’s penis has foreskin, remember these simple precautions:

Be tender.Foreskins will glide up and down along the shaft with each stroking motion, but always be careful—it’s thin and delicate and can tear easily. Never grip it too hard, or stretch it too fast or too far.

Go easy.Start pleasing him slowly to avoid sensory overload, since the foreskin is loaded with thousands of nerve endings—and the head of his penis is soft virgin-skin, since it rarely chafes against clothing and zippers.

Wash thoroughly.Cleanliness is ultra important: your partner should glide the skin back and wash underneath with soap and water every day, being sure to rinse out all the soap.

Wipe up!Remind him that if he wipes the head of his penis each time he pees, he’ll stay cleaner and fresher for you.

Most guys naturally “hang” right or left.They say it feels more comfortable that way. It’s okay to ask your guy, “How’s it hangin’?”

Guys can keep an erection for 40 minutes. Even longer when they’re teens—although it’s not an Olympic event yet.

Most guys name their penises.President Johnson. Pope John Pole III, Donald Pump. Ask your guy for his… or name his penis together.

Many guys think they’re smaller than they are.When they look down, the pubic hair hides some of it—and the perspective from above gives a smaller impression.

“Shrinkage” is a real phenomenon.Swimming in cold water shrinks the penis in a New York second!

You can’t tell penis size by looking at a guy’s hand size.Or foot size. Or nose size. Or car size. It’s hereditary.

The human penis is among the largest of all the world’s primates.But only when compared to body size (sorry, everyone!)

Soft size is no indication of hard size. The smallest penis can grow huge, while the hugest penis can just get stiff.

Ejaculations can exit the penis at up to 28 mph!Some guys can actually hit the ceiling, too.

There’s an entire theme park of pleasure right under his penis. And you’ve got the ticket to admission.

Hanging directly below the base of the penis is the scrotum, and inside are a pair of testicles. Scrotums come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes and textures, and testicles feel like small, round rubber-band balls. All together, this package has generally come to be known as the “balls.”

Testicles stay busy night and day producing sperm—200 to 600 million microscopic gene-carrying swimmers for each ejaculation. Testicles are also responsible for pumping out testosterone—the powerful hormone that gives guys beards, deep voices, muscles, sex drive and erection-ability.

Do you know why balls hang outside the body? To keep them cooler and at the perfect temperature for creating sperm. That’s why balls tuck themselves snug into the body when it’s cold outside. And have you ever noticed that one ball always hangs lower than the other? This keeps them from bumping together when he walks or crosses his legs. Mother Nature thinks of everything!

With every guy, there’s a fine line between erotic and psychotic when you’re playing with his balls. Cross that line, and you’ll know about it. Pronto.

Your best bet is to treat his balls like they’re a pair of eggs. Very very delicate eggs. Then you can start getting more playful. Caress them slowly and gently. Listen to his moaning. Read his body language. Be careful not to squeeze too hard or tug his pubic hair. I’ll show you plenty of fun ballplay ideas later in this book that’ll make you the best lover ever!

How sensitive are his balls?Here’s an easy way to tell how he likes his balls fondled: ask him to squeeze your breasts with the same pressure he’d like you to apply to his balls. Now you know!

Ask a guy to show you his perineum, and he’ll look at you funny. Ask him to show you his taint, and he’ll still look at you funny, but he’ll probably know what you mean.

Taint is slang for perineum, the flat stretch of skin between the testicles and the anus. Rich in nerve endings, it’s where you can feel the root, or bulb, of the penis, which hardens when he gets an erection.

Where did the name taint come from? If you blurt out,“it ain’t the balls and it ain’t the butthole:” it sounds like you’re saying “taint.” You can also remember that T.A.I. NT. stands for The Anus Is Next to This.

Do you ever play with his taint? Try it! It’s sensitive but not too delicate, so you can experiment with firmer pressures and different strokes. Want to know how good it feels? Well you have one too, so try playing with your own! It feels good—something most men and women can easily agree on!

You may have read about Kegel exercises designed to strengthen your own PC muscle—which supports your pelvic floor. But did you know guys have the same muscle—and can do strengthening exercises as well?

Why would your guy strengthen it? For better control over his ejaculation timing, stronger orgasms, and new power to send his come flying.

To begin the world’s easiest exercise program, he should locate his PC muscle by stopping his pee mid-flow. The muscle tightening he’ll feel is the PC muscle in action, and it’s even easier if he concentrates on keeping his thigh, back and abdominal muscles relaxed.

To buff up his PC muscle, he can try sets of the following Kegel exercises each day while he’s driving or watching TV.

Rhythmical clench and release the pelvic muscle for 10 seconds. Now relax for 5 seconds .

Pulsate quickly for 5 seconds. Relax for 5 seconds.

Clench and hold tight for 30 seconds. Relax for 30 seconds.

ManLand No-Nos.OUCH! Some things don’t feel very good down there, and the list changes from guy to guy. What makes one scream with delight might make another scream with pain. But most guys agree on a few things that you can easily avoid.