StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Lōkōpō kikowaena. Hōʻike kūlohelohe

«Nā meaʻai,» wahi a Izya.

– ʻAʻole mālama i ka ʻai, akā hoʻomākaukau ka meaʻai. – hoʻohui mai i ka makua.

– A ma laila e hānai ai?

Ua ʻāmi ʻo Papa i ka maka hema hema o kona makuakāne ʻulā, a laila hele i ka ʻūhā ʻūhā ʻūhā, kahi i hele mai i kāna keiki kāne a kona kupuna wahine, ʻ theylelo ʻia ua Kina lāua, akā, ʻo Rikua wale nō. Pēlā i haʻi aku i kāna wahine; ke kiʻekiʻe, ke kaumaha a me ka laulā o nā ʻōpū i ʻelua haneri. He makaʻulaʻula a ʻulaʻula a nona hoʻi ka poli a me ka pale a ka maka.

– Ua hana aku au iā ʻoukou a pau! – haʻa haʻaheo ma kahi makua kāne i pane aku ai a palu akula i kona umauma. Ua ʻike nui ʻia kona helehelena.

– A ʻo wai ka kupuna kāne? – nīnau mai i ke keiki, e ʻohi i kona ihu.

– Mai koho i kou ihu, e ke keiki, i kēia lā ʻaʻole he laʻo miniona, – a lulu koke aku nei ia i kona lima mai ke poʻo o kāna keiki, -.. ʻo kā mākou kupuna wahine ʻo ia ka KGB. KGB kamaaina kahiko.

– A he aha ka KGB? – kaumaha ʻo Sonny.

Hoʻopau ka makuakāne i ka lima o kāna keiki a, e nānā ana mai kāna keiki, ʻānō e like me ka hipa kāne ma ka puka hou, i ke kiʻi o Dzerzhinsky.

– He like nā KGB me ka FSB. ʻO ka luahine wale nō ke makuahine. A kūpono, ʻaʻole like i kēia manawa, pōʻino nā mea a pau… Ma ka laulā, ʻo ke kupuna wahine ke FSB…

– KGB … – ke kūloko ʻana ke keiki a, ua ʻōwili ʻo ia i kahi ʻāpana maloʻo i ka hohonu o nā pūhaka, ua huki ʻia ʻo ia, nānā akula iā ia a me nā mea e hoʻopili ana i kāna mauʻu, luʻu, ʻāʻī ʻo ia i kona ihu. – Uwā.., paʻakai.

– KAIANA ʻole ʻoe i ka ʻōlani ʻaʻole i hānai nā makuahine iā ʻoe?! – huhū ka makua kāne.

– ʻAʻole, ʻānai ʻoe.

– Hana wau i nā kālā ma luna o ka hānai. A kuke ka makuahine a me ka hānai ʻana i nā mea i loaʻa iaʻu. Loaʻa ia?

– Ua ʻae ʻia, maopopo, hoʻokipa…

– ʻOiai pono, e makua kāne, a me …?

Kū maila ke keiki i ka pahu SMIRNO, ma muli i hānai ʻia ke kahuna iā ia.

– Maikaʻi ma ka pili, akā, maikaʻi wau.!!..

– .. Asshole… heh heh heh… Salaga. – Hoʻokomo ʻo Otila i ke kua o ke poʻo i kāna keiki, akā ua kiʻi ʻo Izya a hāʻawi i kahi counterattack i ka lehelehe a kona makuakāne, e like me kāna aʻo ʻana.

– Uh..– Puhi ʻo Ottila, e hūnā ana i ka ʻeha, ua ʻā wale ʻia ka lima o kona lima, a me ka waimaka i hāʻawi mai ai kona mau waimaka, – ʻAe, me ka mea, ʻo ka makuahine anei ka hānai iā ʻoe a i ʻole?

– Nāʻu. Hōʻoluʻolu … – hoʻomaka ke keiki a koho i loko o kona pepeiao hema … – A laila hoʻi koʻu kaikuahine a ʻo wai?

– A ʻo ʻoe a me koʻu kaikuahine?.. A ʻoʻEAʻE ʻoe. – ʻaka ʻo ka makuakāne a kau i loko o kona mau aniani, iho mai i ka papaʻaina a i kahi noho me ka hoʻomau ʻana e kākau hou aku, e kūlou ana i lalo a ʻoi aku ka kiʻekiʻe.

– A he aha hoʻi ke ʻano o kā mākou AUTHORITY, i kēlā pule… kēia… ua hele mai kekahi Pelekikena …, ʻAmelika, ua hiamoe ʻo KGB, a hopohopo nei nā kānaka?

– He ʻano pēpē aʻe? – E pulu mai nā maka o Papa mai lalo iho o ke aniani.

– A ʻo ka mea e pani ʻia me ka Mana i loko o ka lumi ke noho ana ʻoe i loko o ka loko o ka pahu i ʻekolu mau hola,..

– A laila?

– .. a laila, ʻakaʻaka a hāmeʻeli lākou, e like me ka pōʻai ma Pōʻakū ma nā alanui i ka pō, a laila e like me nā ʻupena e like me nā piglets inā kāloli ʻia. A puka i waho – e like me kahi ʻauʻau – ua.

– A ma hea wau i kēia manawa? – ua puehe ka makua.

– A ʻo kāu e noho mau ai i loko o ka paleta no hoʻokahi hola.., a laila, e like me ka manawa mau, me ka hoʻōho: «lawe mai i ka pepa!!!».

– Eia, piss!!. – pakele mai ka ʻūlū ʻana o nā niho o General Klop.

– A he aha hoʻi «ke kala»?

– ʻAʻole ʻoe e wiwo hou. Kau?

– Ua hoʻomaopopo, ʻae ʻia, ʻAmene. – Ua kū hou au i loko, ma ka helu Izza.

– He huʻa kaua kāu, e ʻike ai ʻo wai kēia Pelekikena ʻelua.

– Ua ʻike paha ʻoe. ʻO kēia kou kikowaena – Intsefalopath Arutun Karapetovich.

– ʻO kēia luahine? He kanakolu a keu kona mau makahiki ma mua ona, a he kanahākumamākolu he mau makahiki ma mua oʻu. ʻ … … he mea naʻaupō kēia, he hoahānau ia?! – Ua koho ʻo Klop a hoʻomaka hou e kākau hou.

– Ha ha ha ha!!!! – Ma hope iki kekahi manawa, pāheu koke koʻu makuakāne a ua ʻāhoʻe wau mai kona noho. Pēlā ʻo ia i ʻakaʻaka ai, ʻaʻole hiki ke wehewehe ʻia kahi ʻōlelo i helu ʻia, nā mea nānā wale. Akā paʻa akula ʻo ia ma ka poʻohiwi o kāna keiki kāne. – ʻa, ha ha, ʻoluʻolu, hele, ua hana wau, a he pelekikena kēia pelekikena ʻē aʻe i loko o kāna pahu i loko o kāna mau pahu a me nā kāmaʻa.

– Hee-hee, – onahe lemu ʻo Izya, – a hiki paha i kahi cactus?

– He aha kāu…

Ua hauʻoli ke keiki a holo i ka hapa mua o ka puʻupuʻu.

Ua loaʻa i kahi hana protagonist lua a me ke kōkua mua o ka mākaʻi o ka mokuā, ʻo Kopalaka Intsefalopat Harutun Karapetovich, he gastorbwriter ma mua, no ka lōkahi o nā makahiki hemo hope, he mea wale nō i ka wahine a Ottila, Isolda Fifovna Klop-Poryvaylo. He ʻekolu ʻoi ʻoi ʻoi kona kiʻekiʻe ma mua o kāna kāpena a ʻelima mau manawa i ʻoi aku ai ka ʻoi o ke poʻo o kāna wahine. Ua huhu ʻia ka ihu, e like me ka ʻaeto a me kahi ʻihi nui, e like me Budyonny a i ʻole Barmaley. Ma ka holoʻokoʻa, ke keiki maoli o nā kuahiwi, ka mea ma ka hoʻomaka o Perestroika, e iho ana i ka paʻakai, ʻōwili ʻia a hoʻokūkū ʻia nei i kahi anahe, pololei i loko o kahi kaʻa kaʻa e wehe ana me ka ʻole o ka hale, me nā lāhe mai ka hale kaʻa kaʻa o Tbilisi-SPb. Ma ke kahua, ala ʻo Lyuban a lele ʻo ia. Ua hana ʻo ia ma ʻaneʻi a hiki i kona hālāwai ʻana me ka wahine a ka luna kalana i ke ʻimi ʻana. Ua hoʻolālā ʻo ia iā ia he hoahānau no Caucasus.

Ke pau ʻana o ka hana, ua hana ʻo Ottila Aligadzhievich Klop, e like me ka manawa, ke kiʻi i ke kiʻi kiʻi ma ka papaʻaina me ke kiʻi o ka Pelekikena incumbent, ʻānē ʻo ia, kauhaʻi iā ia ma kona pūlima, honi i ka lae ma ka pāpale o ke poʻo a kau i kona wahi kūpono ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻākau o ka papaʻa, me ka waiho ʻana ma luna o ka hihia peni me nā peni, nā kila, nā peni. kahi ʻāpana o nā nūpepa hoʻolaha hoʻolaha ʻokiʻoki no ka mālama pono ʻana. I inaina ʻo ia i ka pepa kīpē. He lahilahi a pohihihi mau ʻia ka manamana lima ma ia manawa ma ka manawa koʻikoʻi a laila pono ʻoe e lūlū. A ka hūnā iā ia ma kahi papa liʻiliʻi, ka manawa hiki i kahi manamana lima e pā ana i kahi poloka lāʻau o ka pā o ka ʻaoʻao o kahi kīwaha ala Soviet a me ka ʻeha ʻana, hoʻowalī ʻia ka ʻūhā maʻi i ka lawaiʻa mahana, ma kahi o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana o kāna mau loina, kahi āna i hana ai no 24 mau hola, e kau ana i ka hoʻomaha no ka hope. ^ E Ha yM.

E holoi i ka lula mai kona lae, nā pū lima, nā pūlima, nā wāwae a ma lalo o nā hua, kahi i lulu nui ai ka paʻakikī, ua hoʻohana ʻo ia i ka kāwele waʻa ʻauʻau. Ke nīnau nei ʻoe: no ke aha e ʻole ai ka pena? He maʻalahi ka pane: maʻalahi ka kāwele a lōʻihi i ka wā lōʻihi.

Ua pau i ka hōā ma ka wā kahiko loa i ka hanu o ka ʻohana. Ua hele mālie ʻo Ottila, e komo ana i ka wahi noho o ka hale o ka hut, e hele mālie ana i loko o ka lumi kuke, ua lawe ʻo ia i ʻelima mau lemona o ka moonshine mai ka pahu hau. Kūkila ʻia mai kekahi ʻano huckster kūloko. ʻ pressed akula ʻo ia i ka ʻōpū, lawe wale i kahi ʻuala, kahi i waiho ai kahi ʻāpana, me nā ʻāpana o ka hale. A i ʻole paha i kēia kao kāne kahiko, Intsephalopath, ka mea i kuʻi ʻole ʻole i kona mau niho i kona ola a pau, ua hākiki ʻia ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī me ka leʻea.