Lisa Allen-Agostini - Trinidad Noir

cordial,

miss ramsol

director, t&tna

ps see u at pelo 2night round 9 same as usual

dear mr robot:

i only gots 1 ting to tell u, so LISTEN GOOD: u best haul u fockin ass & go home back to new york or whereverdeass is de shit place in amerika u comes from, cause u say u cant take it no more, u goin crazy, & all u wants to do is copy out a few copies to make de research fa dis book u say u writin bout dis crazyass man ETZLER and he TES, but u cant do it, u jus cant do it, u done try everyting & every scheme is scheme u could tink of & noting work, noting a-tall, 3 months now u tryin & STILL no photocopies, & u say how dis place t’dad is de turd world & we is all bushmonkeys livin here, dat we dont know noting bout noting a-tall, but i could only tell u DIS mr robot: TENEGRITY & IMPESTUOSITY is what we got aplenty here in t’dad, dat u never bounce up de likes of noting like DAT before in amerika, cause rules is rules & laws is laws & when i say NO photocopies allow in de t&t national archives i means NONE, no matter who u is & what pussy u fockin, even if it is de director MISS RAMSOL OWN, & if u cant write out u notes wid pencil & paper like everybody else, den 2 fockin bad fa u mr robot!!!

& in trut mr robot i could tell u someting else: i got a good mind to tell my brothers how u do, cause if raj and lil buddah only FIND OUT, would be proper hell to pay, i could assure u bout dat, how u did try & subjuice me only to gain access to dat machine, & how u succeed sure enough but ONLY in de subjuicing part, & not de machine part a-tall a-tall, & soon enough 2 of we was jookin down de place like no tomorrow, & i could only admit shameful how much i was lovin it 2, but den mr robot U FIND OUT sure enough how SWEET is coolie-t’dad-pussy in trut, & nex ting U CANT GET ENOUGH NEITHER, same as me, & u say 1 ting fa sure dey aint got NOTING like DAT in amerika!!! dat coolie-t’dad-pussy, & soon as we start to jookin down de place like dat u forget every scheme u was schemin to try to get u hands pon dat xerox machine, & all u wants is jook jook jook & nex jook again every night 2 of we screamin down de place like wild tigercats, & nex ting like u forget everyting else, book-writin & TES & ETZLER & all de rest, & only jook is jook u want to be jookin so sweet every night & me 2 mother of jesus!!! but now u say u done had enough, u oversaturate & cant take it no more, & if u cant copy out u copies u give up and goin back home 2 amerika, & i say in trut i dont give a fock mr robot, only ting i would miss de jookin, & i got a good mind 2 tell my brothers lil buddah and raj how u do

cordial,

miss ramsol

director, t&tna

ps u say u dont want to see me never again (less u could make u copies), but if u change u mind u could meet me at pelo round 9 same as usual

pss & i would make sure 2 be wearin dem dentalfloss panties u love 2

dear mr robot:

i so sorry!!! soon as raj and lil buddah tell me what happen i did feelin so bad, i rush fas as i could down to de hospital & still wearin my panties fa u from las night 2, but de nurse say u done get a discharge & leave de mergency room & only a little rattle wid no broken bones but only dem 2 blue-eye and buss-up nose, cause i was sittin dere in pelo waitin fa u so long & den i start to gettin vex 2, vex & sad both, so i call my brothers pon de cell & tell dem come carry me home, & nex ting my brothers lil buddah and raj come in pelo & dey see me sittin pon de bar & lookin so forlorn mos in tears, & dey asks me straightway what happen wid u lil sis? & nex ting u know i tell dem everyting, de whole long story come spillin out, bout how u did subjuice me jus to try & copy out u copies but still i stick by de rules no matter what, cause laws is laws & still i wouldnt give u de copies but take proper advantage of all dat sweet jookin sure enough, cause i aint no fool mr robot, but now u say u vex & cant take it no more & want to go back home in amerika, fock-&-run

raj say OH-HO!!! he say FOCK-&-RUN?! fockin yankeeass-whiteman want to FOCK-MY-LIL-SIS-&-RUN?! & right den lil buddah chime in behind he sayin sis, i didnt jus hear you say FOCK-&-RUN?! please dont tell me my ears didnt jus perceive u sayin FOCK-&-RUN?! not FOCK-&-RUN?! & nex ting u know lil buddah & raj bolt from inside pelo out de door & no way i could hol dem back neither, cause dey was in a rampage on de search fa u now in de hilton or wherever dey could find u mr robot, & i did know dat would only mean plenty plenty trouble 2, so onliest ting i could do is knockback de rest of my rumcocktail & hurry hail a maxitaxi & go home fas as i could to wait fa dem, & soon as my brothers reach home i ask dem U FIND MR ROBOT?! & raj say give he 2 blue-eye, & lil buddah say buss mr robot nose, & i say what u do dat fa? how u could buss poor mr robot nose and give he 2 blue-eye? & lil buddah say sis, u dont say FOCK-&-RUN & ask WHAT FA? not FOCK-&-RUN, so i ask well where mr robot is now? & raj say mus be de hospital

so mr robot i was feelin so bad when i hear bout this beatin raj and lil buddah give u, i rush furs ting down to dat mergency room & dont even tink to change from out my panties i was wearin special fa u, dem dentalfloss ones u love so much & say dey aint got noting like dat in amerika neither, dats how bad i was feelin mr robot, & den de nurse tell me u was only a little rattle & she give u de discharge & now in trut i was more distress den ever mr robot, cause u wasnt dere dat i could explain everyting, & say how sorry i feel, & i go back to pelo & u wasnt dere neither, & i check de hilton & u wasnt dere neither, & now i was goin mad, i jus dont know what i could do i did feel so terrible, & onliest ting i could promise u mr robot, if u come in de archives dis morning u could make a few, only a FEW photocopies mr robot, but i know dat few would be enough to make u heart feel glad

cordial,

miss ramsol

director, t&tna

ps plus mr robot we would be private back in my office where de machine keep

pss & i would still be wearing dem fa u 2

dear mr robot:

I say YES mr robot, YES YES YES cause i was so happy when lil buddah & raj reach home las night & tell me how dey find u in de hilton, where i say u was stayin & we did have so much of sweet sweet jookin in dat hotel 2 mother of jesus, & raj and lil buddah say u had all u bags pack & ready to go back home in amerika, & so sad & forlorn dat all dis time u have dedicate 2 research u book & now u have 2 go home empty-handed, except fa dem 5–6 photocopies u manage to copy out yesterday pon dat machine dat i give u permission, but u say dat aint enough, u say dat aint noting a-tall, u need to make PLENTY PLENTY more copies fa u research before u could write dis book, but now u give up cause u cant fight it no more, & u bags pack ready to go home empty-handed

so lil buddah & raj invite u fa drink downstairs in de hotel bar, dat dey could discuss dis matter wid u men-to-man, & u say ok, u would take a drink wid dem, & lil buddah say well u know mr robot, de people got dey rules, & if de law say no photocopies pon dat machine in de archives except what miss ramsol make, cause she in charge, den u gots 2 abide by de rules, & raj chime in 2 & he say yes, rules is rules & laws is laws, but is not only de ARCHIVES got dey rules, & here in t’dad WE got a NEX law dat say u dont FOCK-DEY-LIL-SIS-&-RUN BACK HOME IN AMERIKA, not so easy as dat mr robot, not dey lil sis, so raj say mr robot u got to do what is right & proper according to de rules, & lil buddah say yes it is mr robot, so let we cease from beatin round de bush & come direc to de point here: lil buddah say he KNOW u would want to follow de rules mr robot & do what is right & proper, cause dat mash-up face & bust-nose & dem blue-eyes is only a lil TASTE of what u would be tastin if u dont, & lil buddah say look here mr robot, u want to copy out u photocopies in de archives? u say is plenty plenty more photocopies u needs to copy out in de archives? well we only offerin u a lil suggestion of how u could do it, as much of photocopies as u want to copy, as much of copies as u could ever WISH TO COPY, & lil buddah say, & let me tell u someting else mr robot: u tink u could find anyting so sweet as lil sis in amerika? all dem hard-back womens dey got in amerika & so stingy 2? what u goin back dere fa? lil buddah say mr robot, u could have dem BOTH, pussy & photocopies, as much as u could want, only ting is u got to do what is right & proper by de rules, u got to follow de rules