Shane ed. - A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre - Halloween Is Going to Be Jealous

With a sigh that emptied her soul Kitten watched the sun turn black and fall from the sky just as the fading spark within her winked out.

A SPECIAL SURPRISE AT THANKSGIVING DINNER

by Elle Richfield

Hector had prepared dinner. There was nothing unusual here, as he always cooked all of their dinners, along with lunches, teas, and breakfasts too.

“Where’s our soup?” Norma whined, dictating her usual tirade of instructions, too lazy to lift a pudgy finger herself.

Hector smiled with unusual warmth as his family sat with him at the table for a very special Thanksgiving dinner. He looked at the clock. The roast would be done soon and need to come out to rest, he thought. The dinner was going to be timed just right. “Coming, dear,” he mumbled scuttling off to the stove.

“It’s so sad I have no grandchildren sat here with me today, isn’t it Hector?” Ilene snapped from the table. There it was, her first cutting remark of many, thought Hector. But this one was particularly sharp—it was always his fault in her eyes they didn’t have any children. He waited for her to continue as she always did.

“The little cries of joy with Christmas approaching—but if that’s what God wanted, then I’ll accept it. Even when Norma could have tried elsewhere.”

And right on cue, the same pained look was directed to Norma, who undeservedly lapped up the pity. It was no secret Ilene had wanted better for her daughter, and “ trying elsewhere ” was her way of letting Hector know that.

At the stove, Hector’s smile started to feel hotter. Behind his teeth and eyes was an uprising of anticipation. It was as though all of his suppressed feelings, thoughts and needs had fermented to create a deep well of fury within himself that he could no longer control. But most worrying of all, he no longer cared—he welcomed the approaching red void. For a moment he lost himself in the tomato soup as he ladled it into the bowls.

“So what roast are we having, Hector? Is it beef? Is it duck? It sure doesn’t smell like turkey to me. Why didn’t you ask us what we wanted?” Norma said, rolling her eyes at her mother.

“It’s a surprise,” Hector called with an excitement in his voice that even surprised himself. He noticed he was grinning again, which was usually quite a rare occurrence.

Ilene was a little discomforted by his out-of-place glee. “And what have you got to be so happy about?” she said, doing her damnedest to peg him right back down again.

“It’s Thanksgiving and I want to thank you for all the lovely years we have had together, today,” Hector said.

Ilene and Norma stared oddly at him, caught off guard by the words, before wolfing down the soup now in front of them, along with plenty of bread and butter.

Hector smiled some more as he watched them eat. He couldn’t eat much himself; the ticking of the clock distracted him and seemed to grow louder and louder in his ears. Excitedly, he scuttled back to the oven and carefully removed the foiled up roasting tray.

“Open some more wine. We’re out, you useless man,” Norma barked.

“A real man would never let a lady’s glass become empty while dining, would he, Norma?” Ilene said.

Even on special occasions, they didn’t hold back on lashing their tongues. But today, Hector barely heard them, and their words no longer stung. He only heard the clock. He placed the heated trays of veg on the table, and fetched more wine.

Tick…tock…tick…tock.

He peeled back the foil on the roast try and looked on with glee—his warm smile now taking on a grimace of joyous proportions. “Perfect,” Hector announced. Things were getting a little quieter at the table.

There were no sarcastic comments or nasty jibes, but he knew there wouldn’t be now. The hands of the clock had counted ten minutes since soup. He turned around carrying the roast in its tray, and lovingly placed it centerpiece. “Ah…she’s warm now.”

Silence. A slightly soured smell was filling the air. Ilene had slumped in her chair, so Hector reached for the rope he had prepared earlier to secure her in an upright position. Norma’s substantial size lodged her just fine, her head perching well on her stubby neck, but she was starting to drool.

The muscle-paralyzing drug had worked perfectly; Hector smiled. And he was enjoying the scenes of panic dancing in Norma and Ilene’s eyes—because they were still very conscious. They could hear everything. They could feel everything. But they couldn’t say a thing. As much as they didn’t want to look—they had no way of not looking at the center of the table. There, lying in the roasting tray, was a small fetus, still in the fetal position.

Hector could tell you there was a surprising number of abortions at the hospital where he worked. It was one of his jobs to take the bodies to the furnace. He hated this grisly task, which rubbed raw with his emotions. Carefully, he now set out his new carving set on the table, which included an extra sharp 12-inch blade, a 10-inch blade, and a fork. The electric meat carver had been upgraded to pro-chef standards and was purposely attached to a long extension cable. He felt absolutely marvelous. The bubbling well of red had finally burst and was pulsating its force through his veins. He started to hum a seasonal tune.

“Now, where was I? Norma. It’s Thanksgiving! And firstly I want to thank you for being my wife. And what a wonderful wife you have been, haven’t you?” Hector said. “Did you ever listen to me when I explained how much I wanted a family? How I wanted children of our own? Did you ever hear how much it meant to me?”

Norma’s eyeballs stared rigidly at him, especially when he rose from his chair and picked up the electric meat carver. He walked over to her.

“Did you hear me? Because I don’t think you EVER did. Or ever cared to hear me.” The meat carver roared into action, and he held it up to her head. “So I don’t think you’ll be needing these any more.”

Hector began to hack off one of Norma’s ears sending thick slicks of red into the surrounding vicinity. The sound was like music to him. “I think I’ll leave your other ear for now,” Hector said as the severed ear plunked wetly onto the floor. “I want to make sure you can definitely hear me when I thank you some more.

“And Ilene.” He turned to face her enthusiastically. “I want to thank you for all those kind and considerate words you have shared with me over the years.” There was much more movement in Ilene’s eyes, a possible sign that the drug was wearing off a little, or she hadn’t eaten as much of the soup. Her eyeballs bulged out as if on stalks as Hector moved closer. Prying open Ilene’s jaw, he pulled out her tongue. Her eyes darted around in terror.

“Let’s try the 10-inch out, eh?” In three hacks, he removed a substantial amount of her limp tongue. Blood oozed over her chin, matching her soup stains on the tablecloth rather well.

He turned back to Norma. “You see, Norma—you don’t seem to have heard me when I said I wanted children,” Hector shouted in her good ear. “Because I found your pills, and I found out how long you’ve been taking them.

“You NEVER wanted children, did you?” Shock was slowly glazing Norma’s eyes.

“AND DID YOU HEAR THAT, ILENE?” He shot a look toward his mother in law. “You thought it was me—my fault—and you always made sure I knew it. YOU SAID I MADE YOUR SKIN CRAWL.” Hector was feeling the red—it swelled through him and the release felt magnificent. “Well allow me to make sure that never happens to you again.”

The electric carver cut a neat circle through the skin around Ilene’s mid upper arm. Hector had been present during numerous operations at the hospital, where he would clear away unwanted debris and the likes. As he peeled the skin down her arm with a little encouragement from the 10-inch blade, Ilene’s eyes went from frenzied to frozen. The skin hung away from the arm like old cloth, exposing the deep red below. Blood and other fluids dripped onto the floor below her hand.