William Gass - Middle C

Fortunately the car was facing the road. She pushed his knee to shove his foot down on the clutch, put the key in for him and turned it, forced the shift into low, and shouted go! Joseph drove with a lurch onto the road where he stayed peacefully in that gear his whole wobbly way to Urichstown, where the engine stalled in the fenced lot of a fast food.

Joseph had been scared, therefore nervous as a fly, the entire drive, but drive it he had, with no background in vehicles beyond bikes, so when he stood before Miss Bruss and Miss Bruss’s desk, he stood as one proud, as one who had returned from a dangerous mission.

Are you practicing to be a butler?

No, ma’am. He held out the requested papers. All filled out. Except for a social security number that I don’t have. I doubt I’ll need one for a while.

Are you complaining about the pay?

No, ma’am. But I figure there’s not enough to bother the government about.

We don’t want to bother the government.

No, ma’am.

Sit down if you’re done practicing posture. You will have a few things to sign. Then you’ll be mine.

That’s good, I guess.

If you don’t turn out deaf dumb and blind.

Her hair still hung about her head like a cloud around the moon. And she continued to be terse with him, but it was not a dismissive terseness; it felt like well-meaning banter. She was amused. Maybe he should consider a career in gaucherie. Madame Mieux had already suggested that.

When do you want me to start?

Library hours are nine to ten. Settle on the eight you want. Have you a place to live?

No, ma’am. I was about to look. Maybe you have some suggest—

I have a room for rent if you want to take a look at it. It isn’t far. You wouldn’t need a car.

I do have a … a sort of car … but—

You’d have a little fridge and a hot plate. I don’t encourage a lot of cooking. No pets. No girls. No cigarettes.

I don’t smoke.

That’s a good sign. I loathe smoker’s smoke, but that’s not why. I don’t want my house burned down.

The room is in your home?

“Home” is a nice word. I had an attached garage redone. And redone. Redone by an electrician who was deaf, a carpenter who was dumb, and a painter who was blind. You could park your car in what’s left over of the drive.

That would be handy.

I rent it cheap because I like to have somebody near.

I should say. On account of crime.

Criminals are too smart to live in Urichstown. We raise them, but they move away.

Don’t they come back for Christmas?

It’s nearly lunch. I’ll show you then. You haven’t met Miss Moss.

No, ma’am.

Well, now’s the time. She extended her arm, a finger, and a nail. Don’t neglect to sign.

A car. A job. New town. A room all his own. Oh boy. He signed.

Joseph Skizzen was running out of room. The floor was bumpy with books and magazines, the ceiling rustled as though leaved, the walls were lined with chronicles and records in anonymous colored covers, and in the past year there had been a huge influx of ecological disaster stuff but no place to store let alone display it. Perhaps, from other parts of the house, he could steal more space for his archives. Miriam had the basement devoted to her grow lamps, potting benches, seed starts, and tool storage, as well as occupying half of the second floor in whose several rooms she slept a little, clipped catalogs, made bulb orders, and kept accounts. They shared the kitchen and its appliances, each eating the little they ate at carefully different times. Joseph’s music books, records, and scores were obsequiously hidden in closets, but he had placed his piano in the middle of the dining room where the table had once stood (it was at the moment imprisoned in the basement and forced to bear bags of fertilizer, potting soil, kelp meal, and various biofungicides, as well as boxes containing the long wait of wintering geraniums). She had plants perched in every window and on every sunny table; there were puddles where pots had leaked or she’d overwatered; and in addition to the ubiquitous presence of his scissors and her little jars of paste for labels, you could find trowels, gloves, and clippers absentmindedly disposed on the seats of chairs, in drawers and cases, or misplaced among a pleasant scatter of dead leaves.

One’s concern for our species, namely that it may not survive, has been overwhelmed by a terrifying conviction, specifically that it will endure.

Joseph Skizzen had neither concern nor conviction himself. He was confident that the matter would not be settled in his lifetime, indeed, could not be settled, because even after many millennia, during which the human race — we might imagine — had suffered its own persecutions to a point beyond sustaining, it still might have rebuilt all its war-gutted cities the way Prometheus had magically repaired his liver overnight so that ingeniously improved bombers could exercise their skills with renewed rains of destruction; and no one had any assurance that the building and the bombing would go on or that, ultimately weakened, the ruins would remain during ensuing centuries to smolder or that, good sense at last prevailing, towers would be topped out for the last time, only water and winds to worry their rosy and untroubled future.

At this moment, a childishly named African tribe was massacring another (he had the freshly scissored clipping in hand); but Professor Skizzen had not read, nor did he ever expect to read, about exercises of goodwill and displays of generosity — of how one mellifluously monickered forest nation, for instance, learning of a drought that was decimating its neighbor, had rallied round with ferns and water bottles to rescue and return the sad tribe’s present desolation to its customary languid life of meadow, coppice, and stream course. Instead, men, women, children were attacked as you might an infestation of rats and slain as if there were a bounty on each bone.

At this moment (the mail had brought more papers) there were coal-mine fires burning out of control all over the world — China was adot with them, the map looked infested with red mites — noxious fumes and pillars of pollution were besmirching the air in the same way that Pittsburgh (as he’d read) smoked up an entire valley during the big steel days, coating the lungs of the inhabitants with soot, or the way the four-stack steamboats lined the Mississippi River levees belching smoke so black and in quantities so heavy you needed a light to read at noon.

At this moment, an arsonist was setting fire to several thousand acres of California’s brush and dry grass, as if, this time, the cretin hoped to surpass Wisconsin’s Peshtigo logging fire of October 8, 1871. The railroads, as well as farmers and loggers, had cut away acres upon acres of forest, leaving, like the worst guest, the slash from their harvest in drying piles for sparks from the steam engine’s steel wheels to ignite them. Skizzen clapped his hands with delight when he learned that during Peshtigo’s initial night Chicago’s wooden buildings had also burned. Thousands of people living in the tinderbox structures of upper Michigan and Wisconsin were charred beyond naming. God has rarely been so just.

Professor Joseph Skizzen’s initial concern was for the survival of the human race, but after a careful examination of the record he was compelled to reverse the direction of his worry, which was now that the race might indeed survive and by that survival sentence to extinction every other living species, cause most of the mineral elements to disappear, many mountains as well, both ice caps to liquidize, and deteem each of the seven seas.

From the majestic summit of a mountain, a pair of good eyes might see only streams and vales and groves of trees, fair distances and charming towns, losing sight of mining scars, litter, and slummy lanes; but reason, as Goethe wisely noted, will observe only madness and disease when it surveys the world from such a vantage. Similarly a city, seen from above, could be a gay urban scape of red-tiled roofs or a depressing collection of filthy chimneys. However, Skizzen was not so much surprised by human selfishness and greed (one-half of reason’s judgment) as by human stupidity, because the desires that men displayed, either alone, at social clubs, in political parties, or as communities, leagues, and nations, were fundamentally so measly and uninteresting, and the methods employed to achieve them so borrowed, makeshift, and inadequate, that what was eventually obtained was a shambles, leaving their suitors dissatisfied, angry, and searching for more satisfactory targets.