Craig Davidson - Cataract City

Physically they were different, my father and Mr. Diggs. Dad was taller but stoop-shouldered. As the years wore on, that stoop became more pronounced: his back bent until his body looked a little like a slender tree branch with a ripe apple hanging from it. Mr. Diggs was shorter, with the same dark hair that his son inherited; his body gave off this constant vibration, and I imagined the air closest to his arms and shoulders blurring the way it did around a hummingbird.

Other differences were harder for me to pinpoint, at least back then. One spring my father bought a new Chrysler Fifth Avenue with power locks and leather upholstery. When Mr. Diggs — who drove a second-hand Dodge Aspen — saw it, he rubbed one finger along his forehead.

“Jeez, isn’t she a beaut.”

My dad looked pained. “It’s nothing special, Jerry. The bank owns most of it.”

That same spring Dunk and I got our kits for the Kub Kar Rally. Our parents had forced us to join Cub Scouts the year previous; we both agreed it sucked rocks. Apart from one-match fires and knife ownership, Cubs was for shit. We’d sit around the school gym singing along to our leader’s acoustic guitar. That, or were forced to hear what berries we couldn’t eat if we got lost in the woods. Our sashes were almost naked. I got one measly badge for housecraft. Dunk earned one for … knots?

For the Kub Kar Rally we were each given a block of wood, four plastic wheels and axle pins. Our dads were allowed to help, but as my mother said: “I love your father, Dutchie, but as a handyman he’s about as useful as tits on a bull.”

Most men on our street had a tool room: a tight space in their basements where you’d find red vises, coffee cans full of nails and bolts, and corkboards with the outlines of tools marked in black Sharpie. Our basement had dusty boxes of exercise equipment my father had become frustrated trying to put together. “Some Assembly Required” was, so far as my father was concerned, the most deceitful phrase to ever be printed on a box-flap.

Still, he tried. He took a few experimental hacks at the wood block with a saw. Next he set his hands on his hips and frowned at me.

“Well, what’s your idea for this puppy?”

The next week we showed up at the rally with a lime-green thing that deviated only slightly from the block my Scout leader had given me. Dad wore a bandage between the webbing of his thumb and finger.

Thirty other boys were there with their fathers. Their cars had been lathed and routered and polished to a high shine.

“They should rename it the Daddy’s Car Rally,” my father said.

Bovine’s car was a piece of crap, too. His dad was a mortuary attendant and apparently just as clueless as mine. At least he’d been allowed to write Babe Magnet on his block of wood.

“I can’t wait to get my licence,” he whispered. “If my car’s a-rockin’, don’t you come a-knockin’.”

When I asked what he meant, Bovine shook his head as if I was too dumb for words.

I spotted Clyde Hillicker and Adam Lowery. Their dads worked at the Bisk, too. Mr. Hillicker resembled a Saint Bernard with a beer gut. Mr. Lowery looked like a weasel that had learned how to dress itself.

“You help him build it, boss?” Mr. Lowery asked my father. He said “boss” the way other people say “asshole.” “I guess some things you can’t learn in books, huh?”

“I let him figure it out for himself,” my father said. “We’re not going to be around their whole lives, are we?”

Dunk’s car had a flat black finish and flames licking off the front. He didn’t seem that proud of it.

“That’s a hell of a thing,” Dad said appreciatively. “A real fire-baller.”

“Thanks,” Dunk said. Mr. Diggs smiled sheepishly.

My car came in dead last in its first heat. A wheel spun off in the next heat, disqualifying me.

“Good to see you’re earning that big salary,” Mr. Lowery said to my father, as if one thing had anything to do with the other.

Dunk’s car came first in its preliminary heat and second in the next. Mr. Diggs sprayed WD-40 on the axle pins. It rallied past Clyde Hillicker’s car in the semi-finals.

The final came down to Dunk and Adam Lowery. Their cars raced down the incline, plastic wheels clattering on the polished ramp. When Dunk won, Mr. Lowery downed his glass of McDonald’s Orange Drink like it was a shot of Jack Daniel’s, crushed the wax-paper cup and sidled over to our Scout leader.

Our leader — an ashen-faced man with a prominent Adam’s apple — came over to Dunk and his father. Mr. Lowery and Mr. Hillicker flanked him.

“Mr. Diggs, these men are …” Our leader adjusted the knot on his scarf. “Well, they suspect a lack of fair play on your part. They think …”

“That car’s heavy,” Mr. Hillicker said. “It’s heavier’n wood, that’s for sure.”

As soon as Hillicker said it, I knew he was right. The truth was there in Mr. Diggs’ eyes. “I don’t … didn’t think …” he stammered. “You’re saying there’s some rule against …”

I’d never seen a full-grown man struggle so badly with his words. He shrunk two full sizes right there in the dusty gym.

Adam Lowery snatched Dunk’s car off the track and handed it to his dad. Mr. Lowery flipped it over and scratched its black finish with a pocketknife.

“Mmm-hmm,” he said. He sunk the knife’s tip in and popped off a square of carpenter’s putty. Out fell a cube of solid metal, landing with a metallic clink . In the ensuing silence you could have heard an ant trundle across the wooden floor.

“You cheat ,” Adam said to Dunk. He pointed at Mr. Diggs and said: “Cheaters, the both of you.”

A collective gasp went round from one boy to another. You could rag another boy about his weight or the fact his mom made him wear suspenders or just about anything, really, but you never, ever ragged on a grown man — especially to accuse him of cheating. Even if it appeared that was exactly what he’d done.

Mr. Diggs spoke in a thick, choked voice. “My son didn’t know a thing about it.”

“You can only use what comes in the kit,” our leader said softly. “Plus paint and varnish. Did you read the instructions?”

Mr. Diggs ran the flat of one hand over his flushed face. Dunk was gripping his other hand so hard that his fingertips had turned white.

“I guess I didn’t. Not properly.”

“Cheating at a Kub Kar Rally,” Mr. Lowery said. “Jesus, Jerry. Of all the skunky—”

“Just a second now, Stan,” my father said. “The wheels on your son’s car are thin as pizza cutters. Been bevelled, haven’t they? You shaved them down right fine — or your boy did.”

Mr. Lowery’s lips pressed into a thin white line. His fingers twitched below the worn hem of his deerskin jacket.

“Well?” my father said to our leader. “Is that legal?”

After a moment our leader said: “Strictly speaking, no.”

“You can’t mean …” Mr. Lowery said. “The wheels are right out in the open. You can see them.”

“I wasn’t going to say anything, but rules are rules,” my dad said. “That’s something I learned in a book, Stan.”

The rally was won by Kevin Harley, who’d come in third. Kevin’s father kissed the stupid trophy and held it above his head, beaming, as if he’d just won the Stanley Cup.

Afterwards I overheard some of the other fathers talking about Duncan. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …

Two weeks after the rally, as spring shaded into an early summer, the Eastern Wrestling Alliance returned to town.

The Memorial Arena was filling by the time I showed up with my father. I pushed through the turnstile, pulling on Dad’s hand like a dog straining against its leash. Dad was still in his work clothes, tie hanging from his neck like a wet noose.