— Soul is dignity, said Jimmy.
— This is a great fuckin’ group, said Outspan. — I must say. Even the skivvies wear fuckin’ monkey suits.
— I’m no skivvy, said Jimmy. — I’m your fuckin’ manager, pal.
— An’ don’t you forget it, said James.
— Fuckin’ righ’, said Jimmy.) There was more room in Jimmy’s jacket so Dean could still lift the sax up high. Billy didn’t knock over any drums.
Joey The Lips showed Jimmy how to use the mixer.
— So all I have to do is push these lads up or down a bit when the sound’s a bit gammy?
— That’s correct, said Joey The Lips.
— That’s great, said Jimmy. — There’s nothin’ to it. Anny fuckin’ dope could do tha’. I might even pull a few birds this way, wha’. Wha’ d’yeh think? Blind them with science, wha’.
— It works, my man. — It works.
They finished early, got back into their civvies, and went for a drink.
* * *
Kick-off was at half-seven.
The Commitments said they’d meet at the hall at six. Jimmy was there at five, his dress suit hidden by a snorkel jacket he hadn’t worn since he’d left school.
Billy arrived soon after with Dean. Billy had his van from work. They got the gear out but they left Joey The Lips’ mother’s piano in the van until some more arrived to help them.
At half-five the caretaker appeared out of a door beside the stage.
— Wha’ do youse want? the caretaker asked.
He saw the drums.
— That’s not the bingo stuff.
— There’s no bingo tonigh’, pal, said Jimmy.
— It’s Sahurday but, said the caretaker.
He took his Press out of his jacket pocket and looked at the date.
— Yeah. — Sahurday.
Jimmy explained. — Hopa — The fella tha’ calls the numbers is in hospital so Father Molloy said we could have the hall for the nigh’.
— He told me nothin’ abou’ it, said the caretaker. — So yis can take your bongos off o’ the stage there an’ the rest o’ your tackle with it an’ get ou’. As far as I’m concerned there’s bingo tonigh’. Until I’m officially told otherwise.
— Why don’t yeh go across an’ ask him? said Jimmy.
Father Molloy’s house was right across the road.
— I will not, said the caretaker. — It’s not my job to go across an’ ask him.
— Wha’ is your job? Billy asked.
— I’m the caretaker, said the caretaker.
— You’re not very good at it, are yeh? said Billy.
— The state o’ the place.
— Shut up a minute, Billy, said Jimmy. — Look.
— If I go across to Father Molloy will tha’ do?
— Yis’ll have to get your gear ou’ first. I want nothin’ in here till I’m officially informed.
Jimmy looked at Billy and Dean.
They started to gather the drums.
— It’s our church collection money goes to pay your wages, Billy told the caretaker.
— I wouldn’t get very far on the money you’d put in the collection, so I wouldn’t, said the caretaker.
— Well, yeh’ll be gettin’ tenpence less from now on.
— Make tha’ twenty, said Dean.
— That’s no problem, said the caretaker. — I put in fifty meself. I’ll oney put in thirty from now on.
They were beginning to like each other. The caretaker carried two mike stands for them.
— It’s a cushy one, I’d say, is it? said Billy.
— Wha’?
— Your job.
— Oh, it is alrigh’, the caretaker admitted. — I do fuck all to be honest with yeh. I watch a few women polishin’ the floor on Tuesdays. An’ I put ou’ the chairs for the bingo. An’ I open the windows to get rid o’ the smell o’ the footballers. That’s abou’ it. — Mind you, the pay’s useless.
— I s’pose so, said Billy.
He took a cigarette from the packet the caretaker held out.
— The soccer fellas are much smellier than the gaelic ones, said the caretaker. — I think it’s because the soccer mammies don’t wash their gear as much.
— The gaelic mas would all be culchies, said Dean. — They’re always washin’ clothes.
— That’s very true, said the caretaker. — Will yis be wantin’ the chairs ou’?
— No, said Billy. — It’s stand-up.
— That’ll be great, said the caretaker. — I’ll sneak home for Jim’ll Fix It. Yis’ll be alrigh’ by yourselves for a while.
Jimmy came back.
— Father Molloy says it’s alrigh’.
— That’s great, said the caretaker. — I’ll give yis a hand to bring your stuff back in. — D’yeh think I could have a go on the drums?
— No problem.
— I’ll show yeh me saxophone, said Dean.
— Oh lovely.
The rest of The Commitments began to arrive.
Joey The Lips and Bernie arrived together, holding hands. Bernie had a crash helmet.
— What’s the fuckin’ story there? Outspan asked.
— Mind your own business, you, said Imelda.
— Tha’ chap’s a little rabbit, said Outspan.
— Wha’ would you know abou’ it? said Natalie.
— I was thinking there, Brother Jimmy, said Joey The Lips.
The girls were in the caretaker’s room, changing. The caretaker had gone off home. The lads were sitting or shuffling around the stage, excited, nervous and uncomfortable.
— We need the hard men, bouncers.
— That’s all organized, said Jimmy.
— How? Derek asked.
— Mickah Wallace is goin’ to do the door for us.
— Oh, good fuck! said Outspan.
He had a small scar on his forehead, courtesy of Mickah Wallace.
— Tha’ cunt! He’ll fuck off with the money.
— He won’t, said Jimmy. — Mickah’s alrigh’.
— He’s a fuckin’ savage, said Derek.
— Who is he? said Deco.
— Wha’ is he, yeh mean, said Outspan.
— He got fucked ou’ o’ our school, righ’, Derek told them, — because he beat the shi’e ou’ o’ the Dean o’ Girls. — Girls! He kicked her up an’ down the yard when she snared him smokin’ an’ she tried to take the pack off o’ him.
— See tha’?
Outspan thought he was pointing to his scar but his finger was on the wrong side.
— He done tha’. Fucked a rock at me durin’ a match. He was the goalie an’ I oney had him to beat, the cunt. An’ he fucked the rock at me.
— Jaysis!
— I still scored though.
— Yeh didn’t, said Derek.
— I fuckin’ did.
— Yeh were offside.
— I fuckin’ wasn’t.
— Fuck up, youse, said Jimmy. — Tha’ was years ago. We were all fuckin’ eejits then.
Outspan wasn’t finished yet.
— He got up on the roof o’ Mountjoy when he was in there cos the other guy in his cell had AIDS an’ he thrun slates down at the screws.
— That’s not true, said Jimmy.
— It is.
— Yeh just said it was him.
Jimmy explained to the rest.
— It was on the News. Some tossers up on the roof. An’ Outspan just said one o’ them was Mickah.
— I recognized him.
— They had their jumpers wrapped round their faces.
— I recognized his jumper.
— Fuck off. — He’s doin’ bouncer an’ that’s it. He’ll be grand.
— Who else? Derek asked.
— We won’t need annyone else, said Jimmy. — Nobody’s goin’ to act the prick with Mickah here.
James spoke. — Mickah’s okay.
— How would you know?
— I meet him a lot. — He lent me a few books.
— Yeh still read Ladybird books, do yeh? said Outspan.
— Don’t let Mickah hear yeh sayin’ tha’, said Jimmy.
— Let us tune up, Brothers, said Joey The Lips.
The girls came out.
— Yis rides, yis, said Deco.
He stuck his tongue out at them and jiggled it.
— Fuck yourself, said Natalie.
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