Jim Crace - Genesis

Now for the simple sting. The vanity hook. She’d ask Marin Scholla to sign a copy of his “inspirational” autobiography, Trade Winds , with its front jacket photograph of the chairman on the deck of his ostentatious sloop, also called Trade Winds . Her line was this: “Fantastic book, Mr. Scholla! Truly fascinating. Can you sign it for me?”

It was easy to disarm such men with unwarranted flattery. If a young woman praises a businessman for his creativity, applauds a writer for his cooking or his sporting skills, congratulates a politician for his sense of humor or a banker for his figure, then she has immediate command of his attention. It seldom fails. The chairman would be charmed and startled. (None of the reviews had praised his book, after all. They’d judged it dull and self serving — and overpriced.) The chairman’s open hand would flick up by his cheek. He’d wave his fingers until an acolyte produced a fancy pen. And the language student would request a timestalling dedication to a person with a name not easy to spell. “For Alicja Lesniak,” Freda had suggested. Her private joke. A recent foe.

The two heavy anarchists from Human Biology (also disguised and “absolutely safe”—they’d even promised to sacrifice their beards and put on the jackets they’d reserved for Graduation Day) would then join the sycophantic line of book lovers, holding further copies of Trade Winds (which as a matter of principle, they said, they’d steal, not buy, from the academic store). When their turn came for signatures, while they fumbled with pages and their pens, their cameras even, toadying to the chairman with their thanks for his insights and his philanthropy, the linguist would step back to call the service elevator — not already in use, knock wood — and hold open the door.

A simple plan: The posse makes its understated contact with the prey.

Now came the part that nearly always works with startling simplicity in films but where they’d most likely fail, where Lix at least was hoping they would fail. The flattered chairman, concentrating on the frontispiece of his own book, would be a meter from the open elevator. Two steps, two shoulders, two liters of good luck, and he’d be bundled into the metal box by his weighty, grateful readers. Every author’s fantasy. His retinue of beefy businessmen and handlers might well have time to see they had been tricked and thrust their polished boots between the closing doors. The elevator might not oblige and come when summoned. The chairman might be nimbler than he looked. If he was, if they could not persuade him through the elevator doors, then all RoCoCo had to do was shrug the whole thing off. Exuberance. Misplaced excitement at the man’s philanthropy, the prospect of his palace of the arts. An author should expect the rough-and-tumble of his fans, et cetera. They’d only meant to take the great man for a drink. A student stunt, that’s all.

If the doors were quicker than the boots, then Marin Scholla would be safely theirs. There were no basement stairs on that side of the building. So no one could give chase. One floor down, five seconds later, and they’d be in the utility corridor, amongst the heating pipes and generator leads, the cobwebs and the underpowered bulbs, the cleaning trolleys and the laundry rolls, the smell of leakages and paint. Film noir.

The kidnappers had timed and measured their escape. A foretaste of the fun they’d have. Rehearsals are more fun than true performances. Forty paces to the right, past storage and the boiler room, the ground staff’s kitchen, would lead them to an exit door. They’d pin a careful statement to the door, signed by their noms de guerre, Lix’s adolescent sobriquet of “Smudge” and once again the name “Alicja,” which outlined their grievances against MeisterCorps but guaranteed safekeeping for the missing millionaire and promised his release once he’d been “entertained.” “You’ll have him back in time for dinner,” they’d write in the hope that this would be enough to dissuade his handlers from calling in the police.

Beyond the doorway, in the parking bay, the latest lovers in their hired van would be waiting for delivery.

LIX AND FREDA WANTED Scholla to themselves, of course, a private accessory to their new affair and its total consummation later on that day. It would not be wise, they argued, she insisted, for their three and by now (despite the wigs and graduation suits) possibly identified accomplices to join them in the van for their escape once the chairman was in their hands, no matter how “absolutely safe” they looked. If the police were summoned and they were quick enough and had the gumption to search vehicles for the city’s newly missing guest, then they’d be looking first for two large students and an unassuming shorthaired girl (and one, with any luck, they believed was called Alicja).

Freda and Lix, however, were unknown faces so far, and could more safely complete the last leg of the kidnapping on their own, an innocent young couple, not short, not overweight, with nothing odd about their van except (as you’d expect) the blaring music on their radio-cassette. They’d chosen Weather Report for their escape. A stylish touch, for what kidnapper ever draws attention to himself with raucous, horny jazz? This was during the year of the Melt, remember. In a recent immoderation meant to make the streets more jubilant, many drivers keen to prove their solidarity played their music loud through open windows. Something for pedestrians. Freedom was Amplification in those expressive days. Noise could hide a multitude of sins.

They’d blindfold Marin Scholla as soon as they had slammed the van’s rear doors and sent their three comrades off on foot, in three directions. They’d tape his mouth if it was necessary. Be practical, they told themselves. A man like that was bound to make a noise if given half a chance. He’d call for help, perhaps, but not be heard. The panels of the van were triple-clad, metal, wood, and fabric lining. Weather Report would drown him out. If he struggled while Lix was driving off, then Freda would cope. She was a tall and healthy woman after all, and Marin Scholla was a man in his late seventies and as weak as a blown egg, by all accounts. He wore a hearing aid. He used a walking stick. He’d had a minor stroke. His bones would be like breadsticks. Freda could probably knock him over with her earrings.

Within a moment of accepting their delivery, the lovers would be circling the park with its yearlong revelers on Navigation Island, driving sensibly once they had crossed the river (by the perfectly named Deliverance Bridge) into the old city, their music slowly muted, just one more unremarkable vehicle in the mid-afternoon rush-hour lines. Then they could proceed on the quieter bankside roads until they reached the little Arts Laboratory on the wharf.

Lix had arranged an exclusive matinee performance for his elderly charge. An outing to the theater was never wasted time, especially for a man who, two years previously, had bought the Boston Playhouse, demolished it, and built an arcade. The four surviving and determined members of the Street Beat Renegades, the agitprop group that had so consumed him during his first terms at the academy, would be waiting with their stilts, their light and smoke machines, and their accordions, and with a tripod camera, ready to begin the old man’s entertainment: Meister Scholla’s Dirty Dollars, their hurriedly improvised morality play in the medieval style, based on the fable of the Fat Man and the Cat, with Sin and Virtue unambiguously portrayed for their dullwitted audience of one, and dollars denoted by a bowl of cream (and cream represented on the stage by half a liter of white distemper). They’d give him Music, Tumbling, and Dance. Stiltwalking and Puppetry by “members of the cast.” The script? By Felix Dern himself. Forty minutes (mostly mimed, as Scholla only spoke American). No interval.