Lorrie Moore - Birds of America

Would you like a soda? he asked spritely .

They spent weekends at the Mayo Clinic. “An amusement park for hypochondriacs,” said a cataloger named Sarah. “A cross between Lourdes and The New Price Is Right ,” said someone else named George. These were the people she liked: the kind you couldn’t really live with.

She turned to head toward the ladies’ room and bumped into Ken. He gave her a hug hello, and then whispered in her ear, “You live with Nick. Help us think of an issue. I need another issue.”

“I’ll get you one at the issue store,” she said, and pulled away as someone approached him with a heartily extended hand and a false, booming “Here’s the man of the hour.” In the bathroom, she stared at her own reflection: in an attempt at extroversion, she had worn a tunic with large slices of watermelon depicted on the front. What had she been thinking of?

She went into the stall and slid the bolt shut. She read the graffiti on the back of the door. Anita loves David S . Or: Christ + Diane W . It was good to see that even in a town like this, people could love one another.

“Who were you talking to?” she asked him later at home.

“Who? What do you mean?”

“The one with the plasticine hair.”

“Oh, Erin? She does look like she does something to her hair. It looks like she hennas it.”

“It looks like she tacks it against the wall and stands underneath it.”

“She’s head of the Bayre Corners Neighborhood Association. Come September, we’re really going to need her endorsement.”

Olena sighed, looked away.

“It’s the democratic process,” said Nick.

“I’d rather have a king and queen,” she said.

The following Friday, the night of the Fish Fry Fund-raiser at the Labor Temple, was the night Nick slept with Erin of the Bayre Corners Neighborhood Association. He arrived back home at seven in the morning and confessed to Olena, who, when Nick hadn’t come home, had downed half a packet of Dramamine to get to sleep.

“I’m sorry,” he said, his head in his hands. “It’s a sixties thing.”

“A sixties thing?” She was fuzzy, zonked from the Dramamine.

“You get all involved in a political event, and you find yourself sleeping together. She’s from that era, too. It’s also that, I don’t know, she just seems to really care about her community. She’s got this reaching, expressive side to her. I got caught up in that.” He was sitting down, leaning forward on his knees, talking to his shoes. The electric fan was blowing on him, moving his hair gently, like weeds in water.

“A sixties thing?” Olena repeated. “A sixties thing, what is that — like ‘Easy to Be Hard’?” It was the song she remembered best. But now something switched off in her. The bones in her chest hurt. Even the room seemed changed — brighter and awful. Everything had fled, run away to become something else. She started to perspire under her arms and her face grew hot. “You’re a murderer,” she said. “That’s finally what you are. That’s finally what you’ll always be.” She began to weep so loudly that Nick got up, closed the windows. Then he sat down and held her — who else was there to hold her? — and she held him back.

He bought her a large garnet ring, a cough drop set in brass. He did the dishes ten straight days in a row. She had a tendency to go to bed right after supper and sleep, heavily, needing the escape. She had become afraid of going out — restaurants, stores, the tension in her shoulders, the fear gripping her face when she was there, as if people knew she was a foreigner and a fool — and for fifteen additional days he did the cooking and shopping. His car was always parked on the outside of the driveway, and hers was always in first, close, blocked in, as if to indicate who most belonged to the community, to the world, and who most belonged tucked in away from it, in a house. Perhaps in bed. Perhaps asleep.

“You need more life around you,” said Nick, cradling her, though she’d gone stiff and still. His face was plaintive and suntanned, the notes and varnish of a violin. “You need a greater sense of life around you.” Outside, there was the old rot smell of rain coming.

“How have you managed to get a suntan when there’s been so much rain?” she asked.

“It’s summer,” he said. “I work outside, remember?”

“There are no sleeve marks,” she said. “Where are you going?”

She had become afraid of the community. It was her enemy. Other people, other women.

She had, without realizing it at the time, learned to follow Nick’s gaze, learned to learn his lust, and when she did go out, to work at least, his desires remained memorized within her. She looked at the attractive women he would look at. She turned to inspect the face of every pageboy haircut she saw from behind and passed in her car. She looked at them furtively or squarely — it didn’t matter. She appraised their eyes and mouths and wondered about their bodies. She had become him: she longed for these women. But she was also herself, and so she despised them. She lusted after them, but she also wanted to beat them up.

A rapist.

She had become a rapist, driving to work in a car.

But for a while, it was the only way she could be.

She began to wear his clothes — a shirt, a pair of socks — to keep him next to her, to try to understand why he had done what he’d done. And in this new empathy, in this pants role, like an opera, she thought she understood what it was to make love to a woman, to open the hidden underside of her, like secret food, to thrust yourself up in her, her arch and thrash, like a puppet, to watch her later when she got up and walked around without you, oblivious to the injury you’d surely done her. How could you not love her, gratefully, marveling? She was so mysterious, so recovered, an unshared thought enlivening her eyes; you wanted to follow her forever.

A man in love. That was a man in love. So different from a woman.

A woman cleaned up the kitchen. A woman gave and hid, gave and hid, like someone with a May basket.

She made an appointment with a doctor. Her insurance covered her only if she went to the university hospital, and so she made an appointment there.

“I’ve made a doctor’s appointment,” she said to Nick, but he had the water running in the tub and didn’t hear her. “To find out if there’s anything wrong with me.”

When he got out, he approached her, nothing on but a towel, pulled her close to his chest, and lowered her to the floor, right there in the hall by the bathroom door. Something was swooping, back and forth in an arc above her. May Day, May Day. She froze.

“What was that?” She pushed him away.

“What?” He rolled over on his back and looked. Something was flying around in the stairwell — a bird. “A bat,” he said.

“Oh my God,” cried Olena.

“The heat can bring them out in these old rental houses,” he said, stood, rewrapped his towel. “Do you have a tennis racket?”

She showed him where it was. “I’ve only played tennis once,” she said. “Do you want to play tennis sometime?” But he proceeded to stalk the bat in the dark stairwell.

“Now don’t get hysterical,” he said.

“I’m already hysterical.”

“Don’t get — There!” he shouted, and she heard the thwack of the racket against the wall, and the soft drop of the bat to the landing.

She suddenly felt sick. “Did you have to kill it?” she said.

“What did you want me to do?”

“I don’t know. Capture it. Rough it up a little.” She felt guilty, as if her own loathing had brought about its death. “What kind of bat is it?” She tiptoed up to look, to try to glimpse its monkey face, its cat teeth, its pterodactyl wings veined like beet leaves. “What kind? Is it a fruit bat?”