David Markson - This is Not a Novel

A lieutenant of Alexander’s, before the Battle of Arbela: Don’t think we fear their vast numbers, Sire. They’ll not stand the stink of goat that clings to us.

For centuries, in England:

The burial of a suicide under a high road, ideally at a crossroads.

And with a wooden stake driven into his/her heart.

Bertolt Brecht wrote a poem about one of the Dempsey-Tunney fights.

Xanthippe was a shrew.

Living with her teaches me to get along with the rest of the world, Socrates said.

Gershwin died of a brain tumor.

Edward MacDowell died mad, probably from syphilis.

Manolete. Islero. Linares.

The wife of Johann Strauss, Jr., once asked Brahms for an autograph. Brahms sketched out the opening notations for the Blue Danube.

And signed them Alas, not by Johannes Brahms.

Ronsard me celebrait du temps que j’etais belle.

Wolfgang Pauli: You probably think these ideas are crazy.

Niels Bohr: Unfortunately they are not crazy enough.

Katyn.

Nanking.

Kyd’s scene in The Spanish Tragedy where Hieronimo finds the corpse of his son hanged from a tree in his garden.

Luciano Pavarotti’s inability to read music.

Ronsard died of gout.

Conan Doyle died of a heart condition.

Fichte once badly needed to borrow money from Kant. Kant said no.

Frederick Exley died of a stroke.

Joanna Baillie.

Auden was known to show up at the opera in a stained tuxedo and bedroom slippers.

Samuel Johnson died of dropsy.

Gregor Mendel died of dropsy.

Albert Pinkham Ryder lived in such filth, with even his bed spilling over with rubbish, that he generally slept on a patch of rug on the floor.

Willie Maugham, he was commonly called. Archie MacLeish.

Joe DiMaggio died on Al Gionfriddo’s birthday.

Scriabin died of a blood infection.

W. N. P. Barbellion.

Daydreaming of a MacArthur Foundation award.

Writer talking to himself yet another time.

As did Gogol, in addition to Yeats and Holderlin and Hesiod.

Talkative, outgoing, inquisitive, formidably erudite, and sharp.

Stamford, Connecticut, Ezio Pinza died in.

Lakeville, Connecticut, Wanda Landowska died in.

That blockhead John Stuart Mill, Nietzsche anointed him.

Passage to India. 1871. A Passage to India. 1924.

Then again Kant did help Fichte find a teaching post.

Jonas Salk died of heart failure.

O tu, Palermo.

George Gissing’s father was a druggist.

I am a lost man! I whispered to myself. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a lost man! And I repeated that over and over as I went on jumping on my hat.

Augusta Leigh died in poverty.

Ouida died in poverty.

Mary Webb died in poverty.

Jane Avril died in poverty.

Monk Lewis died of yellow fever on board a ship in the Atlantic.

Two of the Le Nains died within two days of each other. The third would continue painting for twenty-nine more years.

Mill died of what was termed a local fever.

Hubert van Eyck died in 1426. If there was a Hubert van Eyck.

Thorstein Veblen was once fired by the University of Chicago for — quote — womanizing.

Anaxagoras, in exile, when told that the Athenians had condemned him to death for impiety:

Nature long ago condemned them and me both.

Dashiell Hammett died of lung cancer.

Raymond Chandler died of pneumonia, hardly warded off by uncompromising alcoholism.

The Loss of the Eurydice.

Where Hopkins rhymes portholes and mortals.

Beckett died of complications from emphysema.

Einstein once gave private lectures to small groups in Prague.

Some of which included Kafka.

Montaigne could not swim. Unfortunately neither could Shelley.

Dish-washings, Carlyle called Jane Austen’s novels. Swill, Steve Crane called Tennyson.

Antoine. Louis. Mathieu.

Orfamay Quest.

Sir Thomas Malory may have died in prison.

Vincenzo Bellini died of tuberculosis. Or of an intestinal inflammation.

Handel owned a number of Rembrandts.

Schoenberg taught at the University of California at Los Angeles for eight years after leaving Nazi Germany.

And then was made to retire on a pension of $38 per month.

Rome has spoken. The debate is concluded.

How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?

The suspicion that Ambrose Bierce was a suicide. And perhaps did not even go to Mexico.

Teresa Guiccioli had hemorrhoids.

Edith Wharton and her husband used separate bedrooms.

Jones Very spent time in the same Boston insane asylum where Robert Lowell would be a patient a century later.

Doak Walker died after being paralyzed in a skiing accident.

Abba Kovner.

Rimsky-Korsakov died of a heart attack.

Leonard Bernstein died of a heart attack though already doomed by lung cancer.

A kind of shopgirl’s philosophy, Levi-Strauss dismissed much of Sartre as.

An ecstatic schoolgirl anti-style, Leslie Fiedler accused Kerouac of.

Wharton died of a series of strokes.

Burn down their synagogues. Banish them altogether. Pelt them with sow dung. I would rather be a pig than a Jewish Messiah.

Amiably pronounced Luther.

I told you not go with drunken goy ever. Says the ghost of Leopold Bloom’s father.

What the world would know of the Holocaust if the Germans had won.

Santa Maria delle Grazie, Milan. 1495–1498.

The fellow that was pilloried, I have forgot his name.

You can actually draw so beautifully. Why do you spend your time making all these queer things? Picasso: That’s why.

Give me a laundry list and I will set it to music. Said Rossini.

The Girls in Their Summer Dresses.

The friendship of Menander and Epicurus.

St. Anthony was illiterate. And did not bathe. Ever.

The exact route by which Hannibal crossed the Alps. Which to this day historians have not determined.

Voltaire said he would believe in doctors when he met one who was a centenarian.

Dying himself at eighty-four, of uremia.

A hundred devils trample me down if old drunkards do not outnumber old doctors, Rabelais said.

Is Frans Hals the most documented drinker among earlier artists?

Is Addison close to it among writers?

Walker Percy died of prostate cancer.

Lillian Nordica. The first American to sing at Bayreuth. George London. The first American to sing Boris Godunov at the Bolshoi.

Katherine Mansfield died of tuberculosis.

Rube Waddell died of tuberculosis.

July 14, 1789. There were seven prisoners, total, in the fortress.

A man can die but once ;we owe God a death.

The Colossus of Rhodes crashed down in an earthquake in 224 B.C. Fully three centuries later Pliny the Elder would comment on the monstrous bronze fragments that still lay about the harbor.

George Herbert played the lute.

Nordica died of pneumonia after a shipwreck in the Malay Archipelago.

London died after years of paralysis from a stroke.

An intriguing speculation of La Fontaine’s: Was St. Augustine as wise as Rabelais?

Then Werther blew his silly brains out — unquote— while Charlotte went on cutting bread and butter.

Chares of Lindus.

Ann Rutledge died of typhoid fever. At nineteen.

Auden died of a heart attack in a hotel room.

Richard Tucker died of a heart attack in a hotel room.

Dirty, dull, and false. Said R. L. S. of Tom Jones.

Yeats and Pound married cousins. Coleridge and Southey married sisters.

Domenico Scarlatti died penniless. Farinelli saw to it that his family was cared for.

Our American Cousin.

Stevie Smith died of a brain tumor.

Ava Gardner died of pneumonia.