Joseph McElroy - Women and Men

"I forgot something," says Carrie. She passes from kitchen into foyer and pauses, detained, at the front door to look back at him.

"Does your father cook in your family?" he asks.

"No, he’s out at the airport all day. My sister and me do the cooking," says Carrie. The door slams. He doesn’t want to leave her here. She’s like family, but he doesn’t want to leave anyone here when he goes out. He doesn’t want to go out. He does have time in which to do nothing. He once upon a time in fantasy thought he would leave home if he was going to die. Be sure not to get tucked into a hospital. Go to an island beach to feel the water move; go to starve decently, or starve death out of his bloodstream.

There’s still someone here, and he finds himself in the kitchen putting the phone back on the hook. Carrie’s toolbox is on top of the stove. He is not about to phone his first wife and tell her. It is a failure she would have to share like marriage, and he puts his hand on the phone and knows that she loves him. How does he know? It’s only himself telling him. When he was with her, he sometimes preferred his own company. Sometimzsl

His girlfriend will not accept the news; she will touch him with her hands. She will want at least five more opinions, and she is right. She’s a fighter. His thoughts are no good to anyone. He inventories all the chairs and tables, pictures and rugs and lamps, three small Irish harps and two American Indian shields made out of hide from the hump of a buffalo, and he thinks that they will be here when he gets back and that were his thought made audible it would turn from words into laughter. His daughters and his son will live many nights and days with their father’s death, countless moons burning through the sky of their sleeping eyelids. Is it the presence of the superintendent’s daughter, even her absence, that keeps him from thinking about money, his job, his girlfriend’s face in deep, fortunate sleep when he will secretly and silently talk to her and she will sometimes answer him, though she would not believe this. Is he thinking more trivially than ever? Is he thinking about nothing? is that it? He weeps and laughs quietly, quietly, as the front door opens and Carrie must see him in the living room as she passes from foyer to kitchen.

"I gotta go," he calls to her. He loves her.

"I won’t be long," she says, a pale black girl in the kitchen replacing a short-circuited socket.

He has to get his keys, his wallet, his medicine; has to brush his teeth, go to the bathroom, phone his son to ask how a college interview has gone; has to put on his shoes, put in the small silver cufflinks his girlfriend gave him, write a couple of checks and put them in envelopes, find some stamps, phone for theater tickets, put some albums back in the record cabinet. But this is not the nothing he has no time for. His eyes water at the thought, which is of interest no doubt only to him. Something drops in the kitchen. "Can I help you, Carrie?" he calls. "Are you kidding?" she says. "How you feeling?" she asks. "A lot better," he hears himself say. "That’s nice." "Hey, where’d you learn electricity?" he calls, but he doesn’t go into the kitchen. "You don’t have to stick around," she calls back; "I can lock up."

In his bedroom he finds a five-dollar bill. He hunts for a stamp under a soiled blue handkerchief and something drops off the side of the bureau. He sees his hand in a mirror as he bends to the floor to find whatever it was. It’s a cufflink and it has rolled all the way under the bureau. He almost calls Carrie. His heart turns upon a point of pointless anguish while the cufflink waits. Something tells him to stop trying to move the bureau and, blindly with a gray oblong of laundry cardboard from one of his shirts, he sends the cufflink shooting clear out onto the rug.

When he is ready, he goes to the kitchen and gives Carrie the five dollars. His fingers touch her palm. "You didn’t have to," she says, happily. "It’s appreciated," he says. "Anybody can do it," she says. She plugs in the refrigerator and it hums.

"I’m afraid there’s a leak in the flusher pipe by the toilet handle," he says.

"I’ll leave that one for my father," Carrie tells him knowingly.

"For some reason I don’t want to leave you here," he says.

"Some days are like that," she says lightly.

"This is a big day for me," he says.

"Good," she says, and smiles at him.

"Yeah," he says.

"Go with it," says Carrie.

"I found out I was interested in myself," he explains. "You did?" she says. He laughs and so does she. He sees for the first time what he will be leaving.

"Do you find you have enough time to do all the things you need to?" he asks.

"There’s never enough hours in the day," she says, as if she might have heard it from an elder. Something in him looks for an extra hour. It is an interesting search which he decides not to share with Carrie. "What do you do, then?" he asks.

"I just find that extra hour."

Something moves all over the apartment and comes toward him. He wants to tell her his news. There’s something he mustn’t forget to take with him. It is what made him laugh. It is what he is leaving. He doesn’t quite have the thought yet.

"Is it because something unexpected always comes up?" he asks.

"No, I wouldn’t say that," says Carrie, and looks at him. "It’s always the same." She brings the top tiers of the toolbox together and latches it. It has a large blue-and-silver sticker on the side with a picture of a wrench and the words I make my living with SNAP-ON TOOLS please don’t ask to BORROW THEM.

"That’s a fantastic toolbox. What did you need downstairs?"

"I had to make a phone call."

"So where’s that hour? Where do you find it?" he asks, as if she will be able to tell him.

"It’s in here," says Carrie and points in the general direction of her heart.

"Oh, there/’ he says, let down. "What do you need it for?"

"Nothing much," she says. She hoists the toolbox off the stove. "Listen, I got to go," she says.

"I know," he says.

On impulse, she shakes his hand.

r. Sometime you got to know before you do. But it’s still Doing, because it’s building. Told this to Grace Kimball, first-name basis, and she agreed, because she always takes time for you. Told her other data but not key policy change Gustave and me initiated of opening message envelopes if deemed necessary whether large envelope or small. This was what the show in the warehouse-theater said, I told Grace: you better check what you’re carrying around with you before you get there, because it might be bad news and people don’t go for bad news and if it’s on the heavy side what if it’s a tinder box as the mother of Jim Banks would say, and you don’t do anything?

But Grace said the Hamletin was sposedly a gay camp — not to worry, you’re all right, darling — while Cliff came off the phone with just a totally shrunken T-shirt with sandstone on it on, said Maureen was coming up from Florida for a visit and thought the plan to light-rape a random male could be actualized for the occasion of her visit, and Grace hugged me and asked if I’d like to be a tryout and how old was I and I kidded her, What year is it? and she said 1977. What if victim suffered heart attack, J.B. asked G.K., who replied, handing over envelope to be delivered at once to women’s organization sponsoring and graphicking her next Love-an-Audience slide-lecture, It could only enlarge your heart, Jimmy. Cliff asked, How’re you doing? Do you flow-chart your week’s business on a space grid? He explained.

But I had explanations for him that I cdn’t speak out: (1) if arriving at red light in left lane of north-south street at intersection with cross-street that runs left, then bike can run the light if any car instead of crossing intersection turns into north-south street momentarily blocking potential intersection-cros-ser behind it; (2) but if arriving in right lane at same red light, bike may turn like pedestrian to cross to left side in front of vehicles stopped at light, and then proceed as in (1) — and if, on approaching same light on right side and fellow vehicles have not quite come abreast of intersection, bike may curve over to, in this case, left. In general, bike makes possible the charting of many flow-curves reducing distances along blocks of city grid. Gives most routes a curve through flow, yet not to make J.B. ever forget his friends, such as old geezer outside T&W who helped him get up, and old lady who minded bike, who would understand J.B. later view (when Independent Messenger Unit established though prior to new location not run by Spence/Santee) that sometimes possible to build when in motion and only when. And since business goes on in present location or at future base, "place of business" is not same as business — business is not place. But what is business? Gustave could only laugh, had weird laugh potentially not good for business. He met saxophone player doing gig on subway — same one as before — who identified self as angel from outer space requiring legal tender to establish self in present planet; but Gustave said that Spence/Santee had called Jim Banks an angel.