Jeff Brown - Stanley Flat Again!

J.B: For Peter and Wendy, Ozinger,

Betsy and Ash.

R.B: For Emma

First published in Great Britain 1985

by Methuen Children’s Books Ltd

This edition published 2018

by Egmont UK Limited

The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

Text copyright © 1985 Jeff Brown

Illustrations copyright © 2018 Rob Biddulph

First e-book edition 2018

ISBN 978 1 4052 8807 1

Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 1832 5

www.egmont.co.uk

A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

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CONTENTS

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Title Page

Dedication and Copyright J.B: For Peter and Wendy, Ozinger, Betsy and Ash. R.B: For Emma First published in Great Britain 1985 by Methuen Children’s Books Ltd This edition published 2018 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN Text copyright © 1985 Jeff Brown Illustrations copyright © 2018 Rob Biddulph First e-book edition 2018 ISBN 978 1 4052 8807 1 Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 1832 5 www.egmont.co.uk A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Stay safe online. Any website addresses listed in this book are correct at the time of going to print. However, Egmont is not responsible for content hosted by third parties. Please be aware that online content can be subject to change and websites can contain content that is unsuitable for children. We advise that all children are supervised when using the internet.

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CHAPTER 1

A MORNING SURPRISE

CHAPTER 2

DR DAN

CHAPTER 3

STANLEY SAILS

CHAPTER 4

BACK TO SCHOOL

CHAPTER 5

WHY ME?

CHAPTER 6

EMMA

CHAPTER 7

WHERE ARE YOU, EMMA?

CHAPTER 8

HERO!

CHAPTER 9

FAME!

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Once there was an ordinary kid called Stanley Lambchop. A bulletin board squashed him flat as a pancake. Flat Stanley became famous – he even foiled the art robbery of the century! Stanley’s little brother Arthur managed to reinflate Stanley with a bicycle pump, but ever since weird stuff just keeps happening to Stanley . . .

CHAPTER 1

A MORNING SURPRISE

Mrs Lambchop was making breakfast. Mr Lambchop, at the kitchen table, helped by reading bits from the morning paper.

‘Here’s an odd one, Harriet,’ he said. ‘There’s a chicken in Sweden that rides a bike.’

‘So do I, George,’ said Mrs Lambchop, not really listening.

‘Listen to this. “Merker Building now empty. To be collapsed next week.” Imagine! Eight floors!’

‘Poor thing!’ Mrs Lambchop set out plates. ‘My, isn’t this a lovely sunny morning!’ She raised her voice. ‘Boys! Breakfast is ready!’

Her glance fell upon a row of photographs on the wall above the sink. There was a smiling Stanley, only half an inch thick, his big bulletin board having fallen from the bedroom wall to rest upon him overnight. Next came reminders of the many family adventures that had come after Stanley’s younger brother, Arthur, had cleverly blown him round again with a bicycle pump. There were the brothers with Prince Haraz, the young genie who had granted wishes for them all after being accidentally summoned by Stanley from a lamp. There was the entire family with Santa Claus and his daughter, Sarah, taken during a Christmas visit to the North Pole. There was the family again in Washington, DC, in the office of the President of the United States, who had asked them to undertake a secret mission into outer space. The last picture showed Arthur standing beside a balloon on which Mrs Lambchop had painted a picture of Stanley’s face. The balloon, its string in fact held by Stanley, had been a valuable guide to his presence, since he was invisible at the time.

‘Boys!’ she called again. ‘Breakfast!’

In their bedroom, Stanley and Arthur had finished dressing.

While Stanley filled his backpack, Arthur bounced a tennis ball. ‘Let’s go,’ he said. ‘Here! Catch!’

Stanley had just reached for a book on the shelf by his bed. The ball struck his back as he turned, and he banged his shoulder on a corner of the shelf.

‘Ouch!’

‘Sorry,’ Arthur said. ‘But let’s go, okay? You know how long – STANLEY!’

‘Why are you shouting?’ Stanley adjusted his pack. ‘C’mon! I’m so hungry –’ He paused. ‘Oh, boy! Arthur, do you see?’

‘I do, actually.’ Arthur swallowed hard. ‘You’re, you know . . . flat.’

The brothers stared at each other.

‘The pump?’ Stanley said. ‘It might work again.’

Arthur fetched the bicycle pump from their toy chest and Stanley lay on the bed with the hose end in his mouth.

Arthur gave a long, steady, pump.

Stanley made a face. ‘That hurts!’

Arthur pumped again, and Stanley snatched the hose from his mouth. ‘Owww! That really hurts! It wasn’t like that before. We’d better stop.’

‘Now what?’ Arthur said. ‘We can’t just hide in here forever, you know.’

Mrs Lambchop’s call came again. ‘Boys! Please come!’

‘Do me a favour,’ Stanley said. ‘You tell them. Sort of get them ready, okay?’

‘Okay,’ said Arthur, and went to tell.

Arthur stood in the kitchen doorway. ‘Hey, guess what?’ he said.