William Shakespeare - The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

That we, like savages, may worship it.

ROSALINE.

My face is but a moon, and clouded too.

KING.

Blessed are clouds, to do as such clouds do!

Vouchsafe, bright moon, and these thy stars, to shine,

Those clouds remov’d, upon our watery eyne.

ROSALINE.

O vain petitioner! beg a greater matter;

Thou now requests’st but moonshine in the water.

KING.

Then in our measure do but vouchsafe one change.

Thou bid’st me beg; this begging is not strange.

ROSALINE.

Play, music, then! Nay, you must do it soon.

[Music plays.]

Not yet! No dance! thus change I like the moon.

KING.

Will you not dance? How come you thus estranged?

ROSALINE.

You took the moon at full; but now she’s chang’d.

KING.

Yet still she is the moon, and I the man.

The music plays; vouchsafe some motion to it.

ROSALINE.

Our ears vouchsafe it.

KING.

But your legs should do it.

ROSALINE.

Since you are strangers, and come here by chance,

We’ll not be nice: take hands; we will not dance.

KING.

Why take we hands then?

ROSALINE.

Only to part friends.

Curtsy, sweet hearts; and so the measure ends.

KING.

More measure of this measure: be not nice.

ROSALINE.

We can afford no more at such a price.

KING.

Price you yourselves? what buys your company?

ROSALINE.

Your absence only.

KING.

That can never be.

ROSALINE.

Then cannot we be bought: and so adieu;

Twice to your visor, and half once to you!

KING.

If you deny to dance, let’s hold more chat.

ROSALINE.

In private then.

KING.

I am best pleas’d with that.

[They converse apart.]

BEROWNE.

White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee.

PRINCESS.

Honey, and milk, and sugar; there is three.

BEROWNE.

Nay, then, two treys, an if you grow so nice,

Metheglin, wort, and malmsey: well run, dice!

There’s half a dozen sweets.

PRINCESS.

Seventh sweet, adieu:

Since you can cog, I’ll play no more with you.

BEROWNE.

One word in secret.

PRINCESS.

Let it not be sweet.

BEROWNE.

Thou griev’st my gall.

PRINCESS.

Gall! bitter.

BEROWNE.

Therefore meet.

[They converse apart.]

DUMAINE.

Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word?

MARIA.

Name it.

DUMAINE.

Fair lady,—

MARIA.

Say you so? Fair lord,

Take that for your fair lady.

DUMAINE.

Please it you,

As much in private, and I’ll bid adieu.

[They converse apart.]

KATHARINE.

What, was your visord made without a tongue?

LONGAVILLE.

I know the reason, lady, why you ask.

KATHARINE.

O! for your reason! quickly, sir; I long.

LONGAVILLE.

You have a double tongue within your mask,

And would afford my speechless visor half.

KATHARINE.

‘Veal’ quoth the Dutchman. Is not ‘veal’ a calf?

LONGAVILLE.

A calf, fair lady!

KATHARINE.

No, a fair lord calf.

LONGAVILLE.

Let’s part the word.

KATHARINE.

No, I’ll not be your half.

Take all and wean it; it may prove an ox.

LONGAVILLE.

Look how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks!

Will you give horns, chaste lady? do not so.

KATHARINE.

Then die a calf, before your horns do grow.

LONGAVILLE.

One word in private with you ere I die.

KATHARINE.

Bleat softly, then; the butcher hears you cry.

[They converse apart.]

BOYET.

The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen

As is the razor’s edge invisible,

Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen,

Above the sense of sense; so sensible

Seemeth their conference; their conceits have wings,

Fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, swifter things.

ROSALINE.

Not one word more, my maids; break off, break off.

BEROWNE.

By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff!

KING.

Farewell, mad wenches; you have simple wits.

PRINCESS.

Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovits.

[Exeunt KING, LORDS, Music, and Attendants.]

Are these the breed of wits so wondered at?

BOYET.

Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puff’d out.

ROSALINE.

Well-liking wits they have; gross, gross; fat, fat.

PRINCESS.

O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout!

Will they not, think you, hang themselves tonight?

Or ever, but in vizors, show their faces?

This pert Berowne was out of countenance quite.

ROSALINE.

O! They were all in lamentable cases!

The King was weeping-ripe for a good word.

PRINCESS.

Berowne did swear himself out of all suit.

MARIA.

Dumaine was at my service, and his sword:

‘No point’ quoth I; my servant straight was mute.

KATHARINE.

Lord Longaville said, I came o’er his heart;

And trow you what he call’d me?

PRINCESS.

Qualm, perhaps.

KATHARINE.

Yes, in good faith.

PRINCESS.

Go, sickness as thou art!

ROSALINE.

Well, better wits have worn plain statute-caps.

But will you hear? The king is my love sworn.

PRINCESS.

And quick Berowne hath plighted faith to me.

KATHARINE.

And Longaville was for my service born.

MARIA.

Dumaine is mine, as sure as bark on tree.

BOYET.

Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear:

Immediately they will again be here

In their own shapes; for it can never be

They will digest this harsh indignity.

PRINCESS.

Will they return?

BOYET.

They will, they will, God knows,

And leap for joy, though they are lame with blows;

Therefore, change favours; and, when they repair,

Blow like sweet roses in this summer air.

PRINCESS.

How blow? how blow? Speak to be understood.

BOYET.

Fair ladies mask’d are roses in their bud:

Dismask’d, their damask sweet commixture shown,

Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown.

PRINCESS.

Avaunt, perplexity! What shall we do

If they return in their own shapes to woo?

ROSALINE.

Good madam, if by me you’ll be advis’d,

Let’s mock them still, as well known as disguis’d.

Let us complain to them what fools were here,

Disguis’d like Muscovites, in shapeless gear;

And wonder what they were, and to what end

Their shallow shows and prologue vilely penn’d,

And their rough carriage so ridiculous,

Should be presented at our tent to us.

BOYET.

Ladies, withdraw: the gallants are at hand.

PRINCESS.

Whip to our tents, as roes run over land.

[Exeunt PRINCESS, ROSALINE, KATHARINE, and MARIA.]

[Re-enter the KING, BEROWNE, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAINE in their proper habits.]

KING.

Fair sir, God save you! Where’s the princess?

BOYET.

Gone to her tent. Please it your Majesty

Command me any service to her thither?

KING.

That she vouchsafe me audience for one word.

BOYET.

I will; and so will she, I know, my lord.

[Exit.]

BEROWNE.

This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons pease,

And utters it again when God doth please:

He is wit’s pedlar, and retails his wares

At wakes, and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs;

And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know,

Have not the grace to grace it with such show.

This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve;

Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve:

He can carve too, and lisp: why this is he

That kiss’d his hand away in courtesy;

This is the ape of form, monsieur the nice,