СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - MUTANE SOVIET. Labarin ban dariya

– Tabbas ni ne Oryol!! – ihu Stasyan yayi ƙoƙari ya fita daga ƙarƙashin mashinin murhun sama. Amma Eagle tun daga karami, kamar dukkan yara, yana tsoron tamaula kuma burinsa na murkushe bokaye da mai fasikanci, ya kasa. Fwararrafan maciji sun ci amanar su, da dukkan ƙarfinsu, fikafikan su da proboscis sun yi birgima da diddige, ƙafafun gaggafa.

– Wah wah wah wah!!! – yi dariya mai karfi, ainihin maƙiyin sama, wuri mai juzu’i na gida, sannan ba zai iya tsayar da shi ba ya sake buɗe murfin ma’abotanta. Sparrow ya daidaita ƙasusuwan kashin baya kuma ya ɗauki matsayin girman kai.

– Ee! Ni gaggafa ce kamarku!! – Sparrow ya haɗu, ya rage muryarsa, octave da biyar sannan ya yi dariya daga wurin sarrafawa.

– Kuma menene, tari? – Orel Stasyan ya nemi nutsuwa.

– Yi afuwa yayin yawo. Kwasfa, kyafaffen, balle … – ya amsa tare da antlers, rawa, sparrow.

– Balel, kace? – Mai Fitarwa mai bugun fata ya goge hancinsa da ɗinsa na biyu. – kuma menene ƙananan haka??

– Wani parody!! Yeah?! – Ba tare da tunani ba, Stasyan ya amsa, yana shiga gabaɗaya da ƙarfin gwanin zane.

– Hey, an sake rufe ni … – don m Eagle. – Kuma abin da yake da haka smelly? Fuh, yin lalacewa? – Highlander wrinkled ya baki. – kuna zufa

– Babu yadda za ayi, oh oh dan uwana! Na kawai, uh … – mai gizo-gizo a amsa ya amsa.

– Jawo. – washegari dattijon ya tashi Honey, yanzu shine matattakala. – Ka ce kun ja, ban ci sabo ba, da ruɓaɓɓen zagi…

kawai, ku ci otel da yawa.

– Ba na cin abinci da shit, moron. – Stasyan ya tuka.

– Wanene, wannan shine yake zamar maka magana? – Na ji kuma na ji haushi, gaggafa ya yi rawa, ya duba.

– Ni ne, zuma tashi … – Na so in gabatar da kaina, babba kuma kawai tashi a cikin fakitin, amma sparrow yayi gargadin shi tare da beak, yana juyawa daga gefe zuwa gefe, kamar yadda, tare da yatsa index, ’ya’yan an hana su haɓaka.

– Wane irin gari ne meth? Menene sunan ku? – ya tambayi Eagle cikin mamaki.

– A’a. Sunana Stasyan.

– Stasyan?? Armeniyawa ko menene?

– Kuma zuma kashin ciki na. – mafarin yazare ne.

– Ee, Ina da hanjin cikina kuma sunana tashi ne mai zuma, sauran sassan jikin duka kwari – mutum ne, kuma ni – mata – ciki wanda bai narke abin da ake buƙata ba, saboda lalataccen saurayi. – Dattijon ya tashi har aka rufe shi.

– Yayi kyau, mun koro ta… amma menene, dangi kadan ne? -ya kuma gaggafa yada kirjin sa.

– Kuma Ni ne… wani irin daban…

– Wannan mai sauƙin fahimta ne, amma menene bai yi girma ba?

– Na yi rayuwa mai wahala: Ni maraya ce maraya.

Gabaɗaya, duk rayuwa, sama ba ta birgima. – Stasyan yayi kuka.

– Me, zubar daga kwayar?

– Mafi muni, daga zango, na samo daga Almaty, amma ban san inda ba. – in ji Stasyan.

– Kuma kun tashi zuwa Rasha, sun ce tattalin arzikin yana inganta.

– Kuma menene, ba ku tashi kanku ba?

– Ni?! A’a, na mutu, ana so a can.

– Me yasa?

– Ee, akwai ayyuka, Ni, kai tsaye, da isowa, oligarchs zai kama ni ya rufe su tsawon rai a cikin keji ko yin dabba. Haka kuma, a yanzu ina da iyali, ɗa. Lafiya kalau, amin. – gama Eagle da dutse, nan da nan ya rushe, inda akwai wuri mai motsi a ƙasa. A bayyane yake: jerboa ko squirrel ƙasa.

– Kuma a ina zan tashi kuma a wace hanya? Baƙi sun yi tambaya bayansa, amma gaggafa ya yi nisa kuma ya kasa jin sa.

– M, ba ku lura ba a ƙarƙashin hancin ku, amma kun ga wani abu yana rarrafe a ƙasa.

Stasyan tare da injin halittarsa tare suna kallon gaggafa. – Lafiya, Salama, ina zamu je?

– Fly Honey, ya shugabana!

– Yayi kyau, zuma tashi, wacce hanya muke tashi.

– Duk inda iska zata busa, zamu tashi zuwa wurin, yafi sauki. – bayar da shawarar shugaban taron rayayyun kwari kwari.

Kuma suka tashi a cikin kwari da kuma gandun daji, ta cikin garuruwa da biranen, tsayawa kawai a kan tarin shit, don rage jirgin da kuma dare na dare.

An yi sa’a, iska ta yi daidai, a daidai lokacin da Ruwan Tekun Gari ya waye, kuma su, suna binciken ƙasar daga jirgin tsuntsu, tuni suka fara nuna son kai ga sha’awar su; suna tashi zuwa Rasha ko zuwa Turkmenistan. Don haka babu wani manufa ta yanzu, amma abin dogaro da jikin Stasyan da kwari, yayin da suke kaura daga inda tushen radadin yake, ya haifar da cunkoso na hanji da kwanciyar hankali, amma sun sha wahala. Sun sha wahala, amma sun wahala, saboda ba za ku karce goge ba musamman a tsakiya?! Wannan ba jaki ba ne kuma ba kai bane, inda kuka kai waje ku goge – ku goge, mahaifiyar ku, fatarku… Kaif. Amma gogewar lokacin itching ko hanta?! Tin!! Kuma sun yi kokarin rusawa, da bakinsu buɗe: ko hagu ko dama; yanzu baya da gaba; yanzu ƙasa, sannan… amma sama – ƙwanƙwasawa ta yi ƙasa, kamar yadda hasken rana ke ƙaruwa, amma ba za ku dawwama cikin sarari ba na dogon lokaci. Yana da wahala yin numfashi, oxygen bai isa ba, kuma hanjin ya daskare. Gabaɗaya, Stasyan ya yanke shawarar tashi zuwa inda ƙasa ke haskakawa tare da radionuclides kuma daga irin wannan tsayi wannan haske ya bayyana a yankin Ukraine, shine … … Gaba ɗaya, Stasyan ya yanke shawarar tashi zuwa Chernobyl. Alade koyaushe zai sami ƙazanta, kuma mai ƙura zai sami radiation. Ilhami. Kuma tabbatar tabbas ta hanyar Chelyabinsk, yankin Kogin Tech… Don haka muryarsa ta ciki ta motsa shi. Kuma wannan muryar ana kiranta da yare kawai. Kuma idan Harshe ya kawo wa Kiev ɗarurruwa, dubbai, miliyoyin matafiya masu shayarwa, yana da banƙyama, fuka-fuka har ma da ƙari.

Kuma yanzu ya riga ya isa Chernobyl. Da kusan ya tashi sama, sai ya kara jin dadi ya dakatar da itching hanjin… Lepota. Kuma bai tsaya a gundumar Abay ba, Cibiyar gwajin Nuclear, saboda yana son canje-canje da sabbin abubuwa. Ya so ganin duniya, amma don ya nuna kansa, kuma yanzu ya hau zuwa sama: yanzu baya, yanzu gefe, yanzu baya, yanzu kai na farko, sannan kafa. Kuma ba zato ba tsammani, kamar gaggafa, ya gani a cikin juji, tari tare da rami, idanunsa kuma suka zuba daga ciki. Stasyan ya rataye shi a gefe, gabaɗaya har ƙasa… Kuma??!

Bdshch!!!! – sanannen na uku na tashar Atomic Chernobyl Electra tashar ya yi tsawa a karni na ashirin ko na karni na ƙarshe. Mutanen suka yi hauka kuma suka yi «mu’ujizai.» Mutane sun ji labarin fashewar makamin Nukiliya. Amma Duniya ta sha wahala ko ba haka ba?!. Ta tsotse dukkan hasken da ke cikin kanta kuma ta zama mai ƙiba. Amma wannan ga wani shine mutuwa, don wasu sune haihuwa da rayuwa. Willasa ba za ta zama da muni ba, akwai kore a kanta ko kuma baƙar fata ce kamar tar, yana wa mata, amma ga waɗanda ke raye?! … Don haka babu buƙatar adana uwa da ƙasa, wanda ba mahaifiyarmu ba ce. Mu mata ne parasites mata, ba yara ba ne… Muna buƙatar ajiye namu: Mu, Russia, muna buƙatar adana rayukanmu; Jamusawa, Sinawa da sauran mutanen duniya, suna buƙatar ajiyewa, ba shakka, Baƙin Amurkawa; amma Amurkawa suna buƙatar ajiye jakunkunansu… Ga wanda ya fi tsada, mafi dacewa, ga wanda ya cuce shi, kuma wanda ya riga ya sami wani abu, ba ya adana, alal misali, hannu ko hanci: su ne ruhu, kuma mu ne jakai?! Amma gaskiyar cewa mutuwa ga mutum rayuwa ce ga mutum. Kuma kodayake ta hanyar amfani da maye gurbi suna da dogaro da yanayin. Duk mutanen biyu daga oxygen, da masu maye, bari mu kira su hakan, sun dogara da radionuclides. A fagen rashin mutu-kwanannan, an samar da sabon tsari, wanda ba a san shi ba, wanda ya kira kansa «Babban Galupiya». Kuma gallups din ma basu san bayyanar su ba a wannan duniyar, kamar mutane game da halittar wannan duniyar daga fahimta, kawai kimantawa ce da zato, kuma manyan maganganun sun dace da zama cikin burushi, kamar masu goge-goge ko karnukan makiyaya, wanda akasarinsu suka rayu, kuma a sama wadanda aka ambata daga maye lokacin gaggawa sun mutu kawai. Babu wanda ya tseratar da su?! Ba a kiyaye duk mutane ba, amma ga wasu abubuwan sa. Amma akan tsarin mutuwa, sabuwar rayuwar masu maye ta bayyana, ba wai rayayyun kwayoyin halitta bane suka canza, amma hankali, amma kuma akan hakan da kuma girke girke ga Mahalicci.