СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - SOVIET MASINTHIDWE. Zosangalatsa

– Gwiritsitsani mwini wake, tili nanu!!! – kwayala idalira komanso kunong’oneza, theka lotsala la ntchentche.

– Chiwombankhanga, kapena chani?! Eya? – Chiwombankhanga chinatsegula mlomo wake, kuti chisafanane ndi mpheta yokha, komanso ntchentche, omwe sanachite mantha ngakhale pang’ono, koma m’malo mwake: adachepetsa maso awo ndikusungunuka nthawi yomweyo.

– Zachidziwikire kuti ine ndine Oryol!! – adafuula Stasyan ndikuyesera kuti atuluke pansi pa zopondera za chimfumu champhamvu cham’mwamba. Koma Chiwombankhanga kuyambira paubwana, monga ana onse, ankawopa kumangika ndipo kufunitsitsa kwake kuti aphwanye boor ndi onyenga, zinalephera. Ntchentche zomwe zimaperekedwa ndi mpheta, ndi mphamvu zawo zonse, mapiko ndi mapapozi zimadulira chidendene, miyendo ya chiwombankhanga.

– Wah wah wah wah!!! – idaseka mokakamiza, wolosera zenizeni zakumwamba, komwe kuli kwina, sakanatha kuyimilira ndikufotokozera zolakwika zake zamphamvu. Mpheta imawongola mafupa a msana ndikuyamba kunyada.

– Inde! Ndine chiwombankhanga ngati inu!! – Mpheta adaluka, natsitsa mawu, octave ndi asanu ndipo adakomoka kuchokera ku controcta.

– Ndipo ndi chiyani, kutsokomola? – Orel Stasyan adafunsa modekha.

– Kukhululuka ndikuuluka. Peel, kusuta, maballe … – adayankhidwa ndi antlers, akuvina, mpheta.

– Balel, mukuti? – Pulator wosinthaku adakwatula chibwano ndi mkono wake wachiwiri. – ndipo chaching’ono ndichani??

– parody wina!! Eya?! – Popanda kuganiza, Stasyan adayankha, atalowa kwathunthu kulimba mtima kwaukadaulo.

– Hei, ndidamenyedwenso … – chifukwa cha Chiwombankhanga cha dazi. – Nanga fungo labwino ndi chiyani? Fuh, ukuyamba kuvunda? – Highlander adakwinya mulomo wake. – uku thukuta

– Palibe njira, m’bale wanga wamkulu! Ine basi, uh … – mpheta poyankha idayankha.

– Wopanda. – adasilira mkuluyo akuuluka Uchi, tsopano woyendetsa naye. – Nenani kuti mwatulutsa, sindinadye shit yatsopano, yowola…

basi, idyani hotelo yambiri.

– Sindimadya shit, moron. – Stasyan adayendetsa.

– Ndani, akukunong’oneza uyu? – Ndidamva ndikwiya, chiwombankhanga chidali tcheru ndikuyang’ana pozungulira.

– Ndi ine, wokondedwa wauchiwo – – ndimafuna kudziwonetsa ndekha, chachikulu komanso chongouluka mumpikisano, koma mpheta inachenjeza icho ndi mulomo wake, ikugwedezeka mbali ndi mbali, monga, ndi chala cholozera, ana aletsedwa kulera.

– Kodi ufa ndi mtundu uti? Kodi dzina lako ndani? – adafunsa Chiwombankhanga modabwa.

– Ayi. Dzina langa ndi Stasyan.

– Stasyan?? Anthu aku Armeni kapena chiyani?

– Ndipo Uchi ndimatumbo anga. – woyamba anali mpheta.

– Inde, ndili ndi matumbo ake ndipo dzina langa ndi Nthiwatiwa Wouluka, ziwalo zina zonse ndi ntchentche – bambo, ndipo ine – akazi – m’mimba omwe sanabaye zomwe zimafunika, chifukwa cha kupusa kwanyamata. – ntchentche ija idametedwa ndikukhazikika.

– Chabwino, tinayendetsa… koma, wachibale wocheperako? – ndipo chiwombankhanga chidayala chifuwa chake.

– Ndipo ine… ndine mtundu wosiyana…

– Izi ndizomveka, koma zidakula bwanji?

– ndinali ndi moyo wovuta: ndinali wamasiye woyipa.

Kwakukulu, moyo wonse, kuthambo silinakuzungulire. – adalira Stasyan.

– Ndi chiyani, chotayidwa mu cell?

– Choipa kwambiri, kuchokera kumalo osungira nyama, ndimachokera ku Almaty, koma sindikudziwa kuti. – Anatero Stasyan.

– Ndipo mumawulukira ku Russia, akuti chuma chikuyenda bwino.

– Ndipo chiyani, iwe wekha suwuluka?

– Ine?! Ayi, ndafa, ndifunidwa pamenepo.

– Chifukwa?

– Inde, pali zochitika, Ine, pomwepo, ndikafika, azitona adzandigwira ndikunditseka kuti ndikhale moyo wabwino kapena kupangira nyama yokutidwa. Komanso, apa ndinali kale ndi banja, mwana wamwamuna. Kuli bwino, m’bale. – idamaliza Mphungu ndi mwala, nthawi yomweyo idagwa pansi, pomwe panali malo osunthira pansi. Zikuwoneka: jerboa kapena gologolo wa pansi.

– Ndipo kuuluka kuti? mpheta idamfunafuna, koma chiwombankhanga chidali kale kutali ndipo sichimakhoza kumva iye.

– Chachilendo, simunazindikire pansi pa mphuno yanu, koma munaona china chake chikukwawa pansi.

Stasyan ndi ma bio mota ake limodzi adayang’ana chiwombankhanga. – Eya, Wokondedwa, tikupita kuti?

– Fota Wokondedwa, mbuyanga!

– Chabwino, okondedwa ntchentche, momwe timawulukira.

– Mphepo ikawomba, touluka kumeneko, ndizosavuta. – adalangiza mtsogoleri wa gulu lambiri la kutsatira ntchentche zobiriwira.

Ndipo adawuluka pamitunda ndi m’nkhalango, kudutsa m’midzi ndi m’mizinda, kumangoyimilira milu ya ma shit, kuti achulukitse gulu lambiri ndi usiku.

Mwamwayi, Mphepo inali yabwino, kungoyang’ana ku Gulf Stream, ndipo iwo, poyang’ana malowo kuchokera kuthawa kwa mbalame, anali osayanjananso ndi zikhumbo zawo; amapita ku Russia kapena ku Turkmenistan. Chifukwa chake kulibe cholinga pakadali pano, koma kudalira kwa matupi a ntchentche ndi ntchentche, momwe adasunthira kutali ndi komwe kunachokera chowongolera, kunayambitsa kuyabwa kwa m’mimba komanso kugona, koma sanatero. Adavutika, koma adavutika, chifukwa simudzagunda ma guts makamaka pakati?! Ino si bulu ndipo si mutu, komwe munakafinya ndikusaka – amayi anu, khungu lanu… Kaif. Koma m’matumbo mukamayamwa kapena chiwindi?! Tin!! Ndipo adayesa kuthamanga, ndi pakamwa pawo potseguka: lamanzere kapena lamanja; tsopano mmbuyo ndi mtsogolo; tsopano pansi, ndiye… koma mmwamba – kuyimitsidwa kunachepa, monga ma radiation dzuwa limakulirakulira, koma simukakhala m’malo motalika kwa nthawi yayitali. Zimakhala zovuta kupuma, mpweya ndi wokwanira, ndipo matumbo amaundana. Mwambiri, Stasyan adaganiza zopita kumalo komwe dziko limawala ndi ma radionuclides ndipo kuchokera kutalika kotereku kunawonekeranso kudera la Ukraine, ndiye … … Ponseponse, Stasyan adaganiza zopita ku Chernobyl. Nkhumba imapeza dothi nthawi zonse, ndipo yothira mpweya imapeza radiation. Zachikhalidwe. Ndipo onetsetsani kuti mukudutsa ku Chelyabinsk, dera la River Tech… Chifukwa chake mawu ake amkati adamulimbikitsa. Ndipo liwu lamkati limatchedwa Chiyankhulo. Ndipo ngati Chilankhulochi chidzafika ku Kiev mazana, zikwizikwi, mamiliyoni aamayendedwe anyama, ndizothiririra, mapiko ndipo ngakhale zili choncho.

Ndipo tsopano afika kale ku Chernobyl. Ndipo m’mene amayandikira pafupi, amakhululuka kwambiri kuti asiye kuyamwa kwamatumbo… Lepota. Ndipo sanakhale m’boma la Abay, Nuclear Test Site, chifukwa amafuna masinthidwe ndi luso lina. Amafuna kuwona dziko, koma kuti adziwonetse yekha, ndipo tsopano adawoloka thambo: tsopano chakumbuyo, tsopano mbali zam’mbuyo, tsopano chammbuyo, tsopano mutu woyamba, kenako miyendo. Ndipo mwadzidzidzi iye, ngati chiwombankhanga, adawona potayira, mulu wokhala ndi dzenje, ndipo maso ake adatulukamo. Stasyan anapachikidwa m’malo moyandama, pansi mpaka pansi… Ndipo??!

Bdshch!!!! – riyakitatu yachitatu ya station ya Atomic Chernobyl Electra idagunda m’zaka zana makumi awiri kapena chikwi. Anthu adayamba kuchita misala «ndikuchita zozizwitsa.» Anthu adamva zochitika zonse za kuphulika kwa nyukiliya. Koma Dziko lapansi linavutika kwambiri kapena ayi?! Amayamwa ma radiation onse mwa iye ndipo adayamba kunenepa. Koma kuti kwa wina ndiimfa, kwa ena kubadwa ndi moyo. Dziko silingakhale loipa, kubiriwira pamenepo kapena lakuda ngati phula, ndi la iye, koma kwa iwo omwe akukhala?! … Chifukwa chake palibe chifukwa chosungira amayi ndi Dziko lapansi, omwe si amayi athu. Ndife tiziromboti kwa iye, osati ana… Tiyenera kupulumutsa athu: Ife, aku Russia, tiyenera kupulumutsa miyoyo yathu; Ajeremani, Chitchaina ndi anthu ena padziko lapansi, ayenera kupulumutsa, kumene, aku America; koma aku America amafunikira kupulumutsa abulu awo… Kwa omwe mtengo wake umakhala wokwera mtengo, moyenera, kwa omwe umamupweteka, ndipo amene ali ndi kena kake, sizipulumutsa, mwachitsanzo, dzanja kapena mphuno: iwowo ndiye mzimu, ndipo ife ndife bulu?! Koma chenicheni chakuti imfa ndi cha wina ndi moyo kwa wina. Ndipo ngakhale kudzera mu ufa wakusintha amasintha malinga ndi chilengedwe. Anthu onse ochokera ku okosijeni, ndi masinthidwe, tiwayitani iwo, kutengera ma radionuclides. Pazinthu zakuti sizinachitike posachedwa, panapangidwa moyo watsopano, wosadziwika, womwe umadzitcha «Great Galupiya». Ndipo ma gallups sanadziwenso mawonekedwe awo mdziko lino, monga anthu okhudzana ndi kulengedwa kwa dziko lomwelo kuchokera pakumvetsetsa kwawo, amangolingalira ndi zonamizira, ndipo ma gallups akuluakulu adasinthidwa kuti azikhala mumakola, ngati agalu kapena agalu oyendayenda, omwe labu zawo zimakhala kunja, ndipo pamwamba omwe atchulidwa kawirikawiri anangofa. Palibe amene anawapulumutsa?! Anthu sanapulumutsidwe onse, koma nayi ma bulshit. Koma pamizere yaimfa, moyo watsopano wamasinthidwe unawonekera, sichinali chamoyo chomwe chimasinthika, koma kudziwa, koma zochulukira pa chimenecho komanso chinsinsi cha Mlengi.