Victor Gryaznov - In grass, in word, in stone

On reception at Darya Zharkova

In the room twilight. On a table a mirror sphere from square segments. Successfully picked up lighting creates surreality of a situation. On walls multi-colored hares who are reflected from a sphere. A voice at the hostess chest. A look and drills

Zharkova – Well youth, what problems?

Enok – we Want here on success in business installation to make!

Zharkova – to you was lucky young people. I the large expert in this sphere See on both of you damage. It will be necessary to pass to everyone on 10 sessions. And then I will make installation on success in business.

Shurik – And to learn to your craft?

Zharkova – And to learn it won’t turn out in any way. I unique in own way, unique and unique. From above vision was given me. The sense such is that pupils won’t be. Such is will of heavens. And here as they say you won’t argue. Now go to my assistant, He will tell everything to you as to be.

In an apartment hall man of average years, middle age, bald.

– Children, it is necessary to pay in cash desk. Calls the sum. Yes, hurry up as Darya Petrovna is going in holiday to Bulgaria.

Enok – And it is possible in parts, for each session, and that we still study, a grant small.

Man – If study, it is possible!

Fountain Adam and Eve

Went outside.

Shurik – Well is also cunning the grandmother. About training, doesn’t want to produce competitors. And about Bulgaria, well told. Let know that to Vange goes.

Enok – That we will do?

Shurik – you Descend on couple of sessions, you will learn a little, and I on the Internet will look. We will consolidate all information in common and forward. We will open firm that wouldn’t close for illegal business activity.

Enok – the Son of the Indian maharaja, the favourite of gods. Sounds!!!

Rented for a start the room in the hostel.

Shurik – we will take Plath for a start the small. It is necessary to acquire clients on preliminary record. For secure tell excess nothing.

Enok – And if I feel nothing how to be?

Shurik – As you will feel nothing? You have to be always self-assured. Same elementary things!

Enok – Well suddenly me at this or that moment won’t visit inspiration!

Shurik – Well I understood you, at the initial stage at you concern. Anything will pass over time. In general speak more general words, without going into details. And I you will secure. I will keep preliminary record. I will write down biographical particulars: what course, what specialty, what problems, than breathes. Generally I will facilitate to you a task.

Enok conducts reception. In a corridor students crowd.

Enok – That excites you the beauty?

Student – When I will marry?

Enok – Statistics of marriages such is that stains at us 70%. But don’t mourn, you won’t get to these percent. You study on next to last year, it is already time to be defined.

Enok – Closes eyes. I see the guy of average height, a hair fair-haired.

Student – And the person. You can describe?

Enok – No, I don’t see the person – it is closed. Some hidden type.

Enok – I was called to the vice rector for scientific work. Asked questions.

Shurik – Anything terrible. We already have a starting capital. We will remove office in the downtown. And in general it is time to move to Moscow. That Krasnoyarsk – the periphery.

Enok – But there and competitors is more.

Shurik – To Moscow daily there come millions of people. Many of them want to know the future. Yes by the way, you didn’t forget, we have a study across Agni today – the Yogi. And in general you as feel, abilities develop?

Enok-If to be frank, Yes! And how to be with postgraduate study, it is necessary to write the thesis.

Shurik – the Academic degree won’t prevent. That’s for sure. All right we will employ students that all issued. Not a problem – finance allows. Here by the way the demand from one district chief from the neighboring city arrived. Pays journey, hotel accommodation. Payment for a session high, only asks that arrived confidentially.

Psychics go in a compartment of the passenger train

Go by the train. In a compartment except them still the fellow traveler. Man of average years. Sits on the air – bed.

Shurik – And you the uncle why an air mattress?

Fellow traveler – All the time in business trips that sides didn’t hurt! I overtake electric locomotives from manufacturer.

Shurik – One?

Fellow traveler – Isn’t present with the workmate, goes by the next car. There were no tickets in one car.

Shurik – That beer we will drink the uncle?

Fellow traveler – Isn’t present I will go I will smoke to the platform, then. Leaves a compartment.

Shurik speaks to Enok – As you the fellow traveler?

Enok – the Thief the pickpocket, as required and a suitcase can steal.

Fellow traveler comes back, order beer. Play cards.

Bring newspapers. All go deep into reading.

Here unexpectedly the fellow traveler jumps up. Reads aloud.

– On the Kolyma mine the gold prospector Petrov A. found a gold weighing 1 kilogram nugget 432 grams and handed over to the state. Here idiot. In the hearts of I started thrusting the newspaper to Shurik under nose. – On read. Which – as got it together and I sat down at sewing. – I will darn socks children, it is necessary to calm nerves. Still idiots on the Russian land weren’t translated.

Having finished sewing, I thrust a needle in an air mattress. Exclamation – Well oh, damn sounded, again the mattress made a hole. Second puncture this year.

When passions settled. The fellow traveler by a quiet voice started talking. About gold children. We go now in those places where in 1919 the admiral Kolchak drove a gold echelon. And as he was arrested near Nizhneudinsk, gold at it and didn’t appear.

Enok – And where put?

Fellow traveler – Goodness knows, still guess. Here you as if arrived if understood what not to break to Vladivostok?

Enok – In a taiga would dig till the best times…

Fellow traveler – Here Supreme where – that in these parts also hid him. Those who a ditch were dug, shot that were silent. And the most Supreme later in Irkutsk was slapped some months. So the treasure lies in the earth and waits when it is dug out…

Red Square in the winter

In Moscow. From the residence of our psychics the gear wall of the Kremlin is visible.

Shurik – Here in the capital it is good, the fees high. Only rest doesn’t give me Kolchak’s gold. In newspapers often write, look for it. Here the summer will come that we will do. To the south we will go, to sunbathe… To Maldives. Yes that we didn’t see there. Let’s go the Monk to Siberia to rest and we will try the luck, in search of a treasure. We will stop by in Krasnoyarsk and we will organize expedition to the Irkutsk region. We will have a rest. Change of work is the best rest, and in case of success we will fantastically grow rich!