John Adams - Wastelands - Stories of the Apocalipse

I decide to shave him and cut his hair. He won’t notice. If he’d been more conscious I’d have asked him if he wanted a moustache or a little goatee but I’m glad he isn’t. I have fun with different haircuts, different sideburns, smaller and smaller moustaches until there’s none. Hair, too. I take off more than I meant to, except what does it matter, he’s a dead man.

Not a very handsome man whatever way I fixed his hair and beard, though along the way there were some nicer stages-better than what I ended up with. I finish by shaving him. Also not a good job. I make nicks. Where I shaved his beard, his skin is pale. His forehead, where his hat was, is pale too. There’s only a sun-browned strip across his face just below his eyes. I like the maleness of him no matter that he’s ugly. I don’t mind his broken tooth. We’re all in the same boat as to teeth.

I fall asleep at the kitchen table, right in the middle of thinking up ways to kill him. Also thinking about how we’ve all changed-how, in the olden days, I’d not ever have been thinking things at all like that.

In the morning he seems some better-well enough for me to help him stagger, first to the outhouse, and then into my brother’s room. He keeps feeling his face and hair. I stop at the hall mirror and let him take a look. He’s shocked. He has a kind of wet cat/plucked chicken look.

I say, "Sorry." I am sorry… sorry for anybody who gets their hair cut by me. But he should be glad I haven’t slit his throat.

He stares at himself, but then says, "Thank you." And so sincerely that I realize I’ve made him the best disguise there is. He said, "Hide me," and I did. Nobody will take him for one of those wild men now.

I prop him up on the pillows of my brother’s bed and bring him milk and tea. He looks so much better I wonder… If he’s not going to die on his own, I’ll have to think what to do with him.

"What’s your name?"

He doesn’t answer. He could say anything. I’d have believed him and I’d have had something to call him by.

"Tell me a name. I don’t care what." He thinks, then says, "Jal."

"Make it Joe."

I don’t trust him. But if he has any sense at all he knows I’m the only one can keep him safe. Though nobody has much sense anymore.

"Everybody got tired of the war a long time ago." I bang my cup down so hard that my tea spills. "Haven’t you noticed?"

"I swore to fight to the death."

"I’ll bet you don’t even know which side is which anymore. If you ever did."

"You’re the ones heated up the planet. It wasn’t us. It was you and your greed."

I haven’t been so aggravated since my brother was around. "It heated up mostly by itself. It’s done that before, you know. Besides, all that’s over. Our part in it anyway. Killing crazies isn’t going to help. You’re crazy!" Not the best thing to say to a crazy, but I go on anyway. "All you hermits are crazy. You’re nothing but trouble."

He’s taking it all in… Maybe he is. Maybe he just doesn’t have the energy to argue.

"I’m going out to get us a rabbit. If you want to keep on making trouble, don’t be here when I come back."

I leave. He’ll be all alone with my butcher knife and pepper. And I suppose his crossbow isn’t far off. I might as well give him a chance to show what he is.

I make the rounds of my traps. They’re lower down. I’ve set them around the town. It’s a ghost town. I’m the only one goes down there now and then…usually only on a cool day. Which hardly ever happens. Today it must be well over 110 degrees. Now our whole valley in winter is as if Death Valley in summer.

What I trap down there are rats. We cook those up and call them rabbit, though nobody cares anymore what we call them.

I find two big black ones, big as cats. We like those better than the small brown kind, lots more meat on them. (Seems as if the rats are getting bigger all the time.) My traps broke their necks. I don’t have to worry about killing them. I tie their tails to my belt, then wander the town in hopes of finding something not already scavenged. I find a quarter. I take it though it’s worthless. Maybe a Paiute might turn it into jewellery. On purpose I don’t climb back up to my house until late afternoon and until I drink all the water I brought.

Before I go in I check around my shed and house for a crossbow and darts, and then beyond, under the bushes, but I don’t find them.

He’s still there. Asleep. And no weapons that I can see, but I check the kitchen knives. The largest one, big as a machete, is gone. And he might be pretending to be sicker than he is.

Enemy or not, I do like a man in the house. I watch him sleep. He has such long eyelashes. I like the hair on his knuckles. Just looking at his hands makes me think how there’s so few men around. Actually only four. His forearms… Ours don’t ever look like that no matter how much we saw and hammer. Even my brother’s never looked like that. I like that he already needs a shave again. I even like his bushy eyebrows.

But I have to go clean rats.

When I start rattling around the kitchen section of our main room, he gets up and staggers to the table. Stops at the hall mirror again on the way and studies himself for a long time. As if he forgot what he looked like under all that hair. He sits, then, and watches me make two-rat stew with wild onions and turnips. I thicken it with acorn flour I traded for with the Paiute.

It takes a while for the stew to finish up. I make squaw tea and sit across from him. Being so close and looking into his eyes upsets me. I have to get up and turn my back. I pretend the stew needs stirring. To hide my feelings I say, "Where’s your crossbow? And where’s my knife? I won’t let you have my stew until you tell me." I sound more angry than I meant to. "Under the bed in the big room. Both of them."

I go check and there they are, and several darts. I bring the bow back to the table. It’s a beautiful piece of work. Old scraps of metal and an old screw, salvaged from something, now shiny and oiled. The wood of the bow, carved as if a work of art. All kept up with care. I’ll bring it to the town meeting to show I’ve found the killer and dealt with him. But have I? And they may want a body.

"I’ll not shoot anybody. Not now."

"Yeah. But you’re still sworn."

"I can fight someplace else."

"Oh yeah."

After we eat I put what’s left over into an old bear-proof can, take it to the irrigation ditch, and sink it in wet mud to keep it cool.

I don’t know if I should go to bed without barricading my door some way. I wish I still had our dog but Mother and I ate him long ago. He’d be dead by now anyway. It would be nice to have him, though. I’d feel a lot safer. He was a good dog but getting old. We thought we’d better eat him ourselves before somebody else got to him. That was before we were eating rats.

Tired as I am, it takes a while for me to get to sleep. I keep telling myself, if he’s going to sneak into my room, I might as well find out about it. But I put the chair against the door in a way that it’ll fall. At least I’ll hear if he comes in.

Mainly I can’t sleep because, in spite of my better judgment, I’m thinking of keeping the man. Trying to. I like the idea of having him around even though it’s scary. I make plans.

It’s logical that somebody coming in to our new higher village would come to my house first. Perhaps an outsider with news from the North. And it’s logical that I’d take him to a town meeting to tell the news.

What news, though? In the morning (the chair hasn’t fallen), we make some up. Carson City is as empty and rat-infested as our town. (It’s a good bet it really is.) I remember an airplane (I think it was called the gossamer condor) that flew by the propeller being pumped by a bicycle and doesn’t need gas. It can’t go far or we’d have seen it down here. Joe can say he’s seen it.