Simon Green - A Hard Day's Knight

“Oh bloody hell,” said Suzie. “Another one.”

“What?” said Artur.

“You’re not the first to get drunk on the Nightside’s pleasures,” I said. “And want to grab them all for yourself. We eat would-be conquerors for breakfast and clean our plates with jumped-up dictators. We are bigger and nastier and more dangerous than any of you. So cut the conquering crap and get back to answering questions. Why did someone as powerful as you claim to be need to hang out with Queen Helena and her loser Exiles?”

“Camouflage,” said Artur. “My fellow royalty helped hide me from Merlin. And from any others who might come looking for me. I have many enemies in my world, as befits a man of my station. Merlin isn’t the only one who wants to kill me or drag me home again.”

“Are we,” I said, “by any chance talking about Prince Gaylord?”

“Gaylord the Damned, Nuncio to the Court of Camelot,” said Artur. “Not really a Prince, but he can call himself what he likes; no-one’s going to argue with him.”

“What the hell’s a Nuncio?” said Suzie.

“Messenger, representative, Voice of Camelot,” said Artur. “Basically, it means whatever he wants it to mean. He has authority but no restrictions. Power but no limits. He likes to pretend he serves me, but I think that’s mostly to wind up Merlin.”

“Who is this Prince Gaylord?” I said.

“No-one knows who or what he really is,” said Artur. “Or what’s inside the blood-red armour he never takes off. It is whispered, in certain quarters, that he can’t take it off. That Merlin summoned something up from Hell, then lost control over it. The two of them have spent the last three hundred years in subtle conflict, struggling for control of Camelot. Merlin sent him here to look for me as a means of getting rid of him for a while; and Prince Gaylord agreed, to suit his own purposes. Perhaps he wants Excalibur, too ... And if he were to use the sword to control or even kill Merlin, I think what he would do with Camelot would make it Hell on Earth indeed. He would soak the land in blood, laughing all the while. Merlin likes to boast about being his father’s son. But he’s still a man, with a man’s limitations. There’s nothing in the least human about Prince Gaylord the Damned.”

“Wonderful,” said Suzie. “More complications.”

“After you wiped out all the Exiles—and once again thank you for that, my dear; they really were frightfully boring types—I had to find a better place to hide while I sought out someone who could deliver me Excalibur. The Fortress has served me very well, but I shall be glad to see the back of it. I really am used to better things. Now, let us talk of all the many rewards that can be yours, if you look away long enough for me to make my deal with Sir Jerusalem.”

I turned to look at Stark and gave him my best decent and honourable look. “You can’t really be thinking of giving Excalibur to a man like this.”

“I don’t care,” said Stark.

“He’s lying to you! Merlin can’t bring your dead wife back to life again! Only one man could do that, and He’s long gone.”

“You’re wrong,” said Stark. “Merlin can do it. I’ve seen him do it.”

“Sorcerers deal in illusion,” I said steadily. “It’s what they do. Think about it, Stark; all Merlin could do for you is what any necromancer could—raise up a zombie. A dead body that moves. And maybe, just maybe, he could trap your wife’s soul inside it. Is that what you want for her? Her soul, suffering inside a rotting corpse?”

“I have seen Merlin kill a man, then raise him up again, for the pleasure of it,” said Artur. “Sometimes he kills the man over and over again, so he can keep bringing him back. To prove that no-one can escape from him and to see the suffering in the man’s eyes as he is snatched back out of Heaven’s grasp. Merlin is the anti-Christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Give me the wonderful sword, Stark, and you shall have your wife again.”

“And damn your soul in the process?” I said to Stark.

He surprised me then by thinking about it for a moment. “I already damned my soul when I allied myself with Queen Mab and her elves,” he said finally. “I let them into Castle Inconnu, so they could attack the London Knights and catch them unawares. I let the elves loose upon those who had been my brothers. But the elves died, and the castle still stands, so it was all for nothing. Unless I give Excalibur to this man. I can’t damn my soul any more than it already is. I don’t care, Taylor. I don’t care about anything, any more, except my Julianne. I want her back, and I will ally myself with anyone, do anything, to bring her back. Excalibur is but the latest in a very long line of bargaining tools.”

“Is this what Julianne would want?” I said. “Have you ever asked her if she wants to come back, at such a price? Go on, call her up, right now. Tell her what you’re planning to do, and all the evil that will make possible. Or are you afraid to hear what she’d say?”

“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for her,” said Stark. “She understands.”

“Prove it,” said Suzie.

Jerusalem Stark looked at her, then at me, and his hand fell to the preserved heart in the spun-silver cage at his belt. He caressed the dark purple heart with his fingertips, and his lips moved in Words best not spoken aloud, and suddenly his dead wife was standing there beside him. The hotel room had gone bitterly cold, all the warmth driven out of it by her presence. Julianne looked almost human, almost alive, for as long as Stark’s fingers made contact with her heart. But you only had to look at her to know she was dead. Her features were clear and distinct, pretty and delicate; but there was a terrible distance in her gaze, and her face held no human expression. Her long white gown was soaked in blood all down the front, with great tears and rents where the blades went in; and the gown moved slowly about her, as though stirred by some unfelt breeze. Even her long, dark hair moved slowly, drifting this way and that, as though she were underwater. She put a hand on Stark’s shoulder, and he shuddered briefly despite himself. Because the dead and the living are not meant to be close.

“I hear everything you say,” said Julianne, in a calm, far-away voice. “I am never far, my love. Don’t do this for me.”

“I have to,” said Stark. “I can’t live without you. It hurts too much. I can’t bear this ...”

“What you are planning would drive us apart forever.”

“I’m doing this for you! For us!”

“No. You’re doing it for yourself. To stop your pain. I understand, my love, I do. But you have to let me go. I want you to live, not damn your soul with forbidden actions. Because if you go to Hell, and I to Heaven, how could we ever be together again?”

She embraced him, pressing her chest against his, resting her head on his shoulder, and he held her back for as long as he could stand it. But in the end he cried out and pushed her away from him, and she faded away and was gone. Jerusalem Stark sat down suddenly on the unmade bed as though all the strength had gone out of him. He bent forward, looking only at the floor, and for a moment I thought he might cry. But he didn’t. When he sat up again his face was as cold as his dead wife’s had been. We all waited, but he had nothing to say.

“So,” I said to Artur, just to be saying something. “What’s your world like?”

“Tasty,” he said immediately. “So many little treats, so many pleasures for those of refined tastes. If you’re of the top rank, of course. For everyone else, well, I don’t know what they do. Work, I suppose. I don’t care. They’re there to be used. It’s what they’re for. But ... it can get repetitious. Merlin does so love to play out the same old stories, again and again. That’s why I’m Artur, after Arthur. He even made me take a Queen Guinevere, but she didn’t last long. I killed and ate her, after I found she’d slept with half my knights.”